taking my giant coffee all at once and going to the hospital and wanted to tell everyone first
this post really triggers me because i really want some coffe atm but my machine is broke
delete this thread to prove s4s is a nice board , otherwise i'll have to tell anyone around me about false advertisement
>>3948199
>99
checked
lets talk about those giant hands
coffee memes
>>3948209
they are not giant they are just being close to the camera
>>3948199
OP this request comes with official dubs, please comply
keeping u in my prayers
>>3948137
I highly recommend looking at this picture on a screen with an analog type connection
Coffee is fucking bad you for, you fucking retard.
>>3948307
too rude :(
Your fortune: Better not tell you now
>>3948430
go to bed you piece of shit
>>3948137
I clicked because I thought it was soy sauce.I created this image btw.
>>3948307
>you for
*for you
>>3948537
Mea dny your mother created you son
son son sonny boy
my dearest boy
>>3948137
I more concerned about that guy's giant hand
>>3948199
just add a spoon full of coffee into a cup and pour hot water over it, stir, wait a few minutes, blow the foam to the side and drink it
I don't have a coffee machine and do this every day, it tastes quite good actually
>>3948307
if you say mean thigs yourt weiner will shrink
>>3948137
Let's see, that looks about 10-15 litres of coffee.
Most sources say brewed coffee has between 100 and 200 mg of caffeine per 8 fl oz (stupid murricans and their stupid measures). So that mug has somewhere between 4 and 6 grams of caffeine.
Donut worry friend, the lethal dose is about 10 grams in a healthy adult :^). You'll still want to go to the hospital though.
>>3949197
lol thats what doctors look like what a bit**
>>3948864
who doesn't want to go to the hospital, amirite?
>>3949536
Always Be Checking
>ABC
bumping this gem
>>3948199
>machine
step it up, my human child
>>3948137
a sticky! goddammit and i was bored all the time
swaglord is back guys
>>3949611
>11
ur dubs are sooo nt arrrrgghghhh.
>>3948137
wew lad
>>3948137
legendary thread
good sticky mods
Posting in a high-quality sticky.
Your fortune: Outlook good
>>3948137
OP isn't even dubs. Why sticky?
Sticky bump
>>3949688
Nice dubs ~desu!
>>3948137
>>3949694
>>3950000
>>3948493
Seriously? How has no one checked this epic (yet kinda rude tbh) palindrome?
Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>3949715
you GET this one for free
>>3948199
>>3949611
>>3949688
Hi, Dubs McCheckum here. My purpose is to solely receive and check to see if the last numbers on the unique post number match. Luckily, your unique post number have the last two numbers match, therefor they are labeled as "dubs." I would like to inform you that I have checked them.
toastin in brave bread tbqh fam
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>3948137
big coffee U U U U
>>3949744
>44
exceptional doublel
coffee is an overrated stimulant
i could drink all that coffee and sleep like a baby tbh family
>>3949755
doublants!
>>3949763
ur not doin it rite
>>3949767
i have ADD, it's a common symptom
i've fallen asleep on adderall before (and woken up with a horrible headache)
>>3949772
you need to keep hydrated
>>3948137
K.. KEEP ME POSTED
>>3949775
hard to keep hydrated when you're fast asleep :^) hence the headache :(
>>3948493
>>3949719
don't worry, i'll check them
>>3949772
fam, i have no problem sleepin after coffee, but thats because my tolerance a pretty hieee
[sboiler]
no matter how great it feels, you're not supposed to drink 13 coffees a day
[/memes]
>>3949811
also das a dub
Warau! Nice sticky!!
>>3949821
>anime
yeah, no thanks. >>>reddit is that way kid
>>3949837
that wasnt amine that was my gf lol......
coffee is very important
>>3949837
What's up with people and reddit? You know there are like two or three boards here dedicated to anime... I think you should go back to reddit, or lurk moar. But I do agree with you that anime should be posted in those boards and not here. Unless it's ironic anime, or dank OC anime, or really really shitty anime and/or a shitty comment. I believe in the whole funposting thing, but it seems like this anime thing is really rustling up some peoples funposting groove.
I wish there was a tv channel that only had white people and all white commercials
>>3949856
>Unless it's ironic anime, or dank OC anime, or really really shitty anime
All anime ever made fits into one of those three categories (though mostly in the final category)
>>3948137
so brave, so literally, figuratively, cognitively, and sondulently brave
>>3949869
>69
Nice.
I haven't seen any ironic anime desu senpai. And it's hard to tell if anime is OC... Shitty anime would have to be some wrinkle anime without any Japanese words in the comment in my opinion desu.
>>3949864
rude
I am enjoying this thread
>>3949837
>>3949856
>>3949869
>>3949890
>>3949687
Who is this pseudo-mia wallace? I like
>>3949922
lurk moar fignewton
>>3949922
>22
checked
>>3949946
that's not what you're supposed to say!
>>3949962
lurk moar fignewton
>>3949919
No it's not, this logic is flawed and it angers me very much.
>>3949892
so why is B.E.T. okay then
>>3949965
Moose why you gotta be like that, why can't you have fun anymore, did something happen to you?
>>3949974
lurk moar fignewton
>>3949971
she has short fuse
garbage meme garbage mods
>>3950051
rude poster go away
>>3949922
flo dron. Also, reverse image search
coffee memes
>>3950144
i may and/or may not agree
>>3950144
gud dub gud meem
>>3950051
>inb4 (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
>>3949869
you speak english
>>3950322
>>3950344
These dubs cannot go unchecked ~desu!
>>3948137
Nigger
Getting dubs in the sticky :^)
>>3949864
keep posting hote
TWISI (the way I see it) word filters, unlist the board and fin
DONT DRINK IT ANONYMOUS THERE IS A SHRUGGING MAN IN IT! DDDD:
>>3948137
Tea is better for you. Drink Tea.
#fortune
what is this sage quality
>>3948137
<tfw no coffee >.<
>>3950499
good double
>>3950511
dubs checking dubs? in MY esfores? it's more likely than you might think.
I take my caffeine without coffee btw and I dont care who knows it
>>3950520
>I take my caffeine without coffee
>>3950532
one bottle of these cost as much as a large coffee at starbucks and lasts me two months. Unless I really need to wake the fug up, a half of one in the morning gets me going.
Don't be rude, caffeine is important.
>>3950548
UR GAY
>>3950561
*you're*
Did you know that caffeine is a very resilient molecule and that so much remains after it passes through the body that measuring the caffeine content in a body of water is one of the most accurate ways to determine the amount of sewage runoff? Also speaks for how popular caffeine and caffeinated products are.
>>3950561
dont be rude you piece of shit
>>3950574
hey now, Captain. no need to let that guy get you upset.
think about you're blood pressure, bby
>>3950561
>>3950598
yap
>>3950490
That is why anon is going to the hospital afterwards
>>3948137
fam
wow I got a nice pair of dubs here
mfw my first sticky and i've been shitposting here for a year
id like to thank sweglorde and all the anons and namefigs and i'd like to thank the Stay Hydrated campagin it has helped me to reach my upper levels of hot OC thanks everone
Hi, I see you're using some of the memes I've created. Let me tell you about myself, the original author of these comedy masterpieces.
I am one of the top memesters on the entire Intertubes, and I get my memes trending almost every day, and most of the times they receive several thousand likes. You've probably never heard of me, but that's understandable, because you only see the meme, and not past it.
Let me enlighten you on the deeper meanings of these mee mees; memes don't just "pop up". They get created by me. People like to think that they come from all over the world, but I know for a fact that it's mostly just a few big players creating the majority of funny memes, and I'm the biggest player of them all. I'm active on funnyjunk, 4chan, 9geg and reddit as well as the youtube poop community, and many more places that you probably have never even heard of. I have given up my high-school career to focus entirely on memes and the riveting tales of derpina and le trolldad. I do this to enrich culture past levels nobody ever even dared to dream of.
I am the Mozart, the Shakespeare, yes, the Leonardo Picasso of internet culture. I am the Alpha and the OMFeGa. I don't want to trout my own horn, but those memes you see on your favourite entertainment feed? They're all just echoes of my creativity. In the time you've spent reading this, I've probably already created at least two more memes that will get over nine thousand favs.
So the next time you use one of my memes, or upboat a post, please stop for a moment and think of the sacrifices I've made to bring this advice animal to you.
>>3950891
I get your post and all but one thing is missing:
Where are the dubs? I don't see a single dubs in your post. Maybe you should have thought about getting dubs before you posted this angry tirade on the internet buddy.
>>3950911
good double
>>3950051
fignewton pls go
>>3948137
lol
>>3948137
i'm up al nite op. not so good idea
>>3951444
Ethan, great moves, keep it up
>>3951444
wow!
>>3951463
Thx bby
>>3951477
wow! how do you do it!?
>>3951480
Magik
what is my fortune pls
#fortune
one time only
#fortune
lucky
>>3948137
absolut
madman
I prefer tea
Your fortune: Better not tell you now
Hello citizens of /s4s/! I would like to talk with you about the one and only true belief in flying spaghetti monster! Let's talk about it!
>>3951572
Where to start?*makes a large coffee without sugar or cream
>>3951602
Well, our god is a big flying spaghetti monster that rewards you with volcanoes of beer and strips in heaven. He also loves beer and pirates. He says that humans are evolved from pirates and the less pirates are on earth the bigger temperature gets. In hell, the beer is in a bad taste and strippers have veneric diseases like AIDS.
>>3951608
BUT! He offers resocialisation and the make up for your sins.
>>3951608
Good luck with your God *tips*
now get off my board
>>3951613
10 HE posts or HE might spite you
bumping this gem
>>3949320
yeah
>>3951833
good double
>>3951933
good double
>>3951972
good sticky
bumping this gem lol......
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>>3952071
fignewton pls go
TWISI (the way I see it) word filters, unlist the board and fin
>>3952029
actually you don't have to keep bumping it... lol... it's stickied...
>>3952129
haha epic fail...... le facepalm...... how did i mess up so badly lol..
>>3952200
Checked :D
>>3952319
so kawaii
>>3948307
I want to spill some of that giant coffee on your face, and watch the burns
><its the southwest rollin in
><ready to bust time and time again
><gon let these boys know from the start
><none of these cowards got no heart
><gota put it out there for all you'll
><you soft no contact like baseball
><you wouldnt do nothing
><even if I entice ya
><cus these bullets will slice ya
><......uuuup
><like a knife
><10 seconds later you done lost your life
><all for lookin for a quick come up
><but the steel got ya done up
><I got my gun up ready to bust
><in lead I trust I put these boys in the dust
><its time
><to take a little trip
><but you ain't coming back
><cus bitch you slipped
>>3948199
this but my machine is working but its too late to drink atm
Your fortune: Better not tell you now
Pretty funny, well done
If u can read this that means ur gay
lmao
>>3952835
*makes out with you*
>>3948137
*posts in a sticky*
>>3952872
by the btw way, my captcha was almost "grope", because it was "almost girope"
>>3952878
P0ke
bumping this le epical post
hote
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neh nimma nep nep ain't rused not once never been perfeqtly caqaqle and intelliqent qoqnitive streem of poztinq schtao bes believe bringing p00pie schnauzers to the board, anotha phraze effortlesly composed rich for the piquin..inzpired by me. juzt wat this board needs to brinq it baq to life. kid ur #p00pieschnauzer WOOH gotem.
>>3953855
nice dubgs
>>3951608
hello there fellow pastafarian :^)
Why do you have a coffee cup that big in the first place?
>>3953953
the better to drink you with my dear
>>3948137
that looks like pudding
hahah coffee 4 lyfe !!
>>3954355
>55
nice
>>3948137
gl. ilu.
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>>3954546
yay MFD is here ILU have a good holiday seasoning my good sir *tip beins*
Ive got a bit of a problem. I eat a lot of toilet paper, which Im told is normal, but I haven't gone number twosies in about 5 days. Is this normal?
>>3954696
i had a dog that ate a lot of napkins and kleenexes and he got so he liked it and would actually seek them out and eat people's napkins and kleenexes and he had pretty healthy bowel movements. Also i would think it would have the advantage of "wiping from the inside out" to where if you ate enough TP you could probably just eliminate wiping because when you poop it's wiping at the same time, you dig?
>>3948137
lol
Bumping this gem...
>>3954966
>66
lol
>>3954996
Did you just predict the future
>>3955155
>55
Nice
>>3955087
>>3950490
omg it shracke!
>>3955155
INSAINE
>>3955282
Thx bby
>>3948137
if you were to actually drink all that you'd probably die before you arrived at the hospital.
>>3948137
no anon, no
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kiwi or benis?
u be the judge
>>3955854
I know exactly what this is.irrelevant
But seriously, its a kiwi
fucker
>>3948137
god of dubs please transfer the years left over OPs potential lifetime to my cat, thank
Your fortune: Excellent Luck
>>3956188
Nice dubs
>bumb :D
not enough fur fag stuff, not approved
>MLP = good
>Furries = good
>4chan MLP = best
>4chan Furries = best
>4chan no fur fags = bad
>4chan no bronies = bad
shitty forced sticky
deleted this thread
>>3956636
Wow did you wake up on the wrong side of the garbage can this morning mr grouch
>>3956636
Aw, does the maymay trigger you?
>>3956636
please be nice
>>3956636
bump
lol may may sticky may may thread lol thx goot xoxoxoxox
bumping this gem
umbreon is a meme
raisin
Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!
raisin
>>3957366
Noice doubles
hote
>>3948540
K... KEEP ME POSTED T.BH F.AM
>>3948810
<Drinking coffee grounds
Nigga is you retarded?
>>3957100
checking these dubs
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
Coffee is great, but this story is simply AMAZING! Read below:
"These brothers within the picture infiltrated a compound full of ISIS muslims and gunned them down like fucking badasses. They then found a time machine inside the compound and proceeded to singlehandedly wipe out the Nazi armies, free the Jews, and disembowel Hitler. They travelled further back in time and ass-raped the British army during the Revolutionary War. They said themselves that Washington himself had a tear in his eye from the pride he felt. He was so proud that he agreed to be sacrificed so he may transfer his soul into the body of an eagle. The brothers took the eagle, went back to the present time, and took a selfie with George Washington the eagle. They then supposedly disappeared into an explosion of fire and beautiful white women before disappearing into the sunset."
>>3957904
drink slowly, it's not a problem
>>3957947
>>3958107
>>3958247
thanks ty
>>3948810
if u do it this way at least strain the brewed coffee into a separate cup... either through a paper or mesh strainer...
>>3958279
paper is just trees and food grows on trees so i don't see a problem but that's none of my business
>>3958284
it's all industrially processed and isn't made to be edible. good quality paper is made from rags and not wood also.
>>3958289
yeah but i eat paper all the time and i'm fine so i think eating paper is fine
>>3958314
'to each his own' i s'pose! carry on paper eater.
Cant sleep..DAE not sleep?
>>3958426
I also do not sleep.
I used to be able to sleep, but overnight work has turned me into a vampire the likes of which has never been seen before.
Now I catch naps in the middle of the day, but if I am awakened, I will be up for 8-16 hours.
sh*t sucks, bae
>>3958776
Ayy quote myself Lmao
nice under by one btw
>>3958868
who was he quoting?
yey
>>3958888
good double
>>3958888
>8888
>quads
quads confirm new mene
>>3958908
But that new meme is an old meme!
Your fortune: Better not tell you now
>>3958911
nice dubs
Your fortune: （ ´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ
this is nice thread
>>3958926
thanks ty very vm
![coffee[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ZzyyPDT.jpg "coffee[1].jpg")
where to buy?
>>3948137
IRISH COFFEE! <3
good meme tbh fam
>>3948137
Nice coffee tbh fam
#fortune
rip sticke
it had a good coffee time
Kopi Sumatra
![coffee2[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/v0RnjYb.jpg "coffee2[1].jpg")
i asked where to buy?
else have another cup
legendary thread
page 8 revival
>>3948137
mdos pls stick
legendary thread
page 9 revival
bop
Your fortune: Better not tell you now
>>3948137
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>>3962000
nice trips
Poor triforce
%triforce
>>3962011
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