>>28690035
First things first, get this out of the way
on the beat i don't play
people say that you're gay
but i tell em hey
don't talk about a retard that way

you posting on autistic boards
while i go on cop killing tours
people hear this, saying "oh lawrd"
he just got killed
you're mama she bump this, i'm making a mil

mention my name you get capped like the dentist
on the beat i'm so dexterous
you say you're rapping but i'll finish your sentence
when i said i'm the best i meant it.

>>28690035
have a bump

Compared to me, you a weeaboo, anon-kun
Those who bet on you before we do our thing picked the wrong ones
Going head to head would be feeble, it's like Shaq versus Guangdong sons

Rudolph wants his nose back, you goofy clown
You act like your skin's black, tone it down
Your gut is like a gutter slut, it gets around

The pham gets high on what's under the sink
Dish soap sizzurp, add in bleach and some Drain-O
My head is buzzing, wonder why I can't think
Unable to see straight, feeling gay - where's the rainbow?

I'm afraid to post on a board where a green text
Can get you a visit from men in green vests
It makes no sense that NEETs who make no cents
Have parents' rules that get bent while they ignore rent
And argue about how the world works when they're ignorant

anon rip it on the mic
aint got no love
for QT cuz they mind corrupt
battlin depression
gettin hi off drugs

>>28690823
I know a guy named Chad, he drinks hard and grows plants
Meanwhile the only bar I can get into is Roseanne
Let's face it, I'm a gross man who goes on tangents
About why only I can be depressed and hoes can't
There a pissed therapist lies, in her chair sending me death glares because I'm scum, like I don't know that

>>28691360
my friends chad
and hes a normie
tried to show him heathcliff
now he ignores me

shit

>>28691360
How's it going, m'lady, tips fedora
Neckbeard pimping, we more lit than a menorah
More rhymes than you can shake a Speare at
Running out of lines, I'll admit that I can fear that
At least a NEET can admit defeat, take a rest and soak his feet, there's nothing to make a career at

I can't stand it when I plan a stanza
Hoping hands'll slam together
And instead I get memed at for getting jiggy
Please fuck off with your shiggy and Costanza

Hopefully this thread gets other contributions. Most of them have like 3 people putting effort in and the rest is bullshit.

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Take a seat, watch me kick this freestyle
To say I ain't the best is to be in denial
Spending all night browsing on /r9k/
This damn website makes me wonder if I'm gay

Then I take a look at that ass
Makes me sad 'cuz I know I won't smash
That's the depressing part of being N.E.E.T.
The only home we'll ever know is out on the street

On this board we worship Elliot Rodger
See a stupid hoe, just know I will dodge her
Trying all day to get me some N.E.E.Tbux
Then post about it to fuck with wage cucks

At the end of the day, at least I'm not a manlet
6'2" but still no pussy that I get
I'm running out of reasons to live and breathe
Maybe it's time for me to up and leave

>>28691602
Even though I know the "woe is me" ain't good
I've been writing more sad poetry than I should
Pretty sure I probably owe a tree some wood
Every hoe I know says she won't go with me for free, should have known where I stood
They ignore me, as I can be summed up with that shitty emoji
I sound like an emo, gee
Just maybe I'll shitpost "reeee" repeatedly, without stopping even though I could

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Uh huh yeah

This one goes out to my homies running the NEET life on R 9 K

This thread be wicked dope, you know that
I be lurkin the rhymes, which ain't whack
This shit is real it's like cold steel
Ripe like a peel fit for a meal
A record, I spin beats like a wheel
I got mad kicks that burn like a heel
I see dank memes, niggas be postin
Firey oc hoppin like bullets real close ta'em
Gettin' rewarded, is what we s'post ta do
Lookin' forward, you don't know what me, a ghost can do
Pluckin games straight out the chart, believe me
Only the finest MC can cop this shit, GBP
findin' hits with stacks, swingin' gats, blowin' caps, to find out where it's at
And don't get it twisted, I pull up with the honey mustard
So when I leave the scene, y'all niggas be lookin' real busted
Cuz I know y'all trying to bite my rhymes, though ya can't offend me
So here's to hopin' you can keep yo' 9-5
And I'll keep my tendies

Word out to my homies in the basements

>>28691602
You think there won't be legit contributions
that's just because you whack, like institutions
instituionalize you gay trap loving guys
you know you're fucked when you can't even get a job cooking fries
I ignore the lies, between the thighs, while getting high
taste my rhymes, get with the times
your freestyle thread is a tasteless cry
for help,
your shit i can still smelt
like iron, raps so fire
so kingly, call me sire
beating you in this rap just makes me tired
like a punching bag, i ain't feel no ire
makes me puke the lunch i had
your flow's just a fad, i still ain't mad, just kind of sad

these weak rappers think they compete
i throw them in a stew with leaks
so many leaks, call me snowden
i box these hoes in
weird bondage shit, they go in
you try hard i just rap while i'm tokin'

>>28692141
fucking murdered m8

Text-n-pic vagrant, pasta/sauce hobo
benis or bagina, again, all good "no homo"
Spaghetti may be ancienter than beard up on the Domo-
but we ready for the aging verse's eighty thousandth promo
John, or was it Paulie
All he knew is he hated us
for time wasted appallingly
It's all memes and no sleep tho
creep on down to the Y
for onions on a nice beef bowl

>>28690035
Let's get a Bump up in this bitch
These rhymes satisfy a scratch I can't itch
I see raw talent, pure energy in here
Some of these stories bringin me to tears
Out there it may be cold but in here it's gettin hot
Not just from the porn threads that keep gettin dropped
The chads out there chasing Stacy's poon
We're up all night from 12 am to high noon
Sharin and learnin from each other's mistakes
It's true, our pasts are impossible to erase
But there's a glimmer of hope for each one of us losers
God gave us the gift, beggars can't be choosers
We're the silent guardians that watch over the night
We're that house on the block that's always got the light
One day you may understand these rhymes
But it's not today, I just can't get with the times
I'm out but know this you'll be seein me Around
Cause I never get used to this unholy sound
The sound of silence that rings in the night
And if I close my eyes, for a second I feel like things are alright

I'm outski

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Step aside, take a seat, shut your mouth, grab a drink
Drop the lame attitude and trash the fedora
Your shit more taboo than islam, torah
It's time for me to bury tour ass, full on twink
Your frail ego weaker than a kid drunk on swag
your words worthless slag, all out fag
Your shit flow makes a man gag, i got this in the bag
i don't mean to brag but you need to put up the white flag
Now i don't intend to be rude or intrude, this is just my interlude
Thes rhymes all shrewd, your thoughts thrown out, exclude
Thoughts angry and home brewed, only proving your ineptitude
Excellend is something i exude, now that you've been subdued.

Do any of you actually freestyle? I thought this would be a vocaroo thread.

Can we all decide on a beat and make a robot cipher? I'd mix it in a hearbeat, it's the one thing my neet ass can do well anymore.