R-
Almost out.
Three years to wean everyone off of me, and then I'm gonna make like you.
I'm even better and more generous in regards to suicide than you.
ha-ha, suck it.
-C

Dear Molly from primary school who was a bitch

You're a total cunt, I saw right through you when you tried to get me to stick my middle fingers up, trying to get me in trouble, whore.

Also I heard you're quite good looking now so hit me up and we'll fuck.

-Jack

Dear Slim, you still ain't called or wrote, I hope you have a chance
I ain't mad - I just think it's FUCKED UP you don't answer fans
If you didn't wanna talk to me outside your concert
you didn't have to, but you coulda signed an autograph for Matthew
That's my little brother man, he's only six years old
We waited in the blistering cold for you,
four hours and you just said, "No."
That's pretty shitty man - you're like his fucking idol
He wants to be just like you man, he likes you more than I do
I ain't that mad though, I just don't like being lied to
Remember when we met in Denver - you said if I'd write you
you would write back - see I'm just like you in a way
I never knew my father neither;
he used to always cheat on my mom and beat her
I can relate to what you're saying in your songs
so when I have a shitty day, I drift away and put 'em on
'Cause I don't really got shit else so that shit helps when I'm depressed
I even got a tattoo with your name across the chest
Sometimes I even cut myself to see how much it bleeds
It's like adrenaline, the pain is such a sudden rush for me
My girlfriend's jealous 'cause I talk about you 24/7
But she don't know you like I know you Slim, no one does
She don't know what it was like for people like us growing up
You gotta call me man, I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose
Sincerely yours, Stan
-- P.S.
We should be together, too

Dear Bandage,

I hope you get around to buying me a qt husky wan day

-BT

Dear M,

*sigh* *giggle*

Dear X,
Give me back my fucking video games you piece of shit.

Sincerely K