Who here literally never fucked a girl?
I feel like a lot of people are just meming but I've actually never kissed, hugged or fugged a girl before.
L IT E R A L L Y
>>28679757
>I feel like a lot of people are just meming
a lot
nowhere near all
>>28679757
I have actually fucked a girl.
This will sound like meming but i would actually prefer to still be a virgin, because i know that i will literally never ever fuck a girl again.
Think of it like this
>theres a food in the world that youve heard is good
>eat it once, its amazing, its blowing your brains out
>someone suddenly takes this dish away from you
>you will never have this food again
>literally cant stop thinking about it
vs
>theres a food in the world that youve heard is good
>you can never eat it, so you dont know if its actually that good and you dont care
>keep on living life as usual
>>28679757
It's normal for people like us. You'll fit right in.
You don't need it to live, though it'd be nice.
>>28679757
I fucked like half a score times with a girl I've also being three and a half years without sex.
In my experience, sex is overrated. Maybe there is better sex out there, but well, I think it does not pay.
>>28679757
No, but out of choice I think
> Be invited to a normie house party
> everyone aged 14-15-16
> only went because my best friend was there and i could get free weed
> high af on couch playing call of duty black ops: zombies
> asian girl i vaugly know talks to me and tries to get with me
> has a whore level reputation
> wants to fuck me but i say no as I want to play nazi zombies and she might have an std and she is a slut
once i finished school and stopped talking to all these shitbags i converted to r9k
was this wrong of me anons? i mean to me i believe sex is very sacred?
KHV. i have accepted that i will never touch a girl.
>>28680270
>>theres a food in the world that youve heard is good
>>you can never eat it, so you dont know if its actually that good and you dont care
>>keep on living life as usual
Except that's actually not what it's like at all.
It's actually
>There's a food in the world that you've heard is good
>You keep hearing friends, acquaintances, random people talk about this food and how and when they've eaten it
>They talk about eating this food as if it is the most normal thing to do in the world
>In fact, eating this food IS the most normal thing in the world, and it has been prepared and eaten since the dawn of existence
>The vast majority of people have eaten this food
>And yet YOU are not allowed to, under any circumstances, for reasons unbeknown to you
Anyone else celibate here? I don't want nor feel the urge to have sex or form relationships.
I could probably get laid if I wanted to, but what's the point? I don't feel that I'd be able to hold on to any relationship (platonic or sexual) for a long period of time given my nature. So far I'm just saving money up to buy a cottage somewhere nice. I don't spend more than rent, utilities and food anyway.
I feel great.
I have never seen a vagina
originale
>>28679757
>A girl likes you that much that she lets you inside of her
Let that sink in for a while
I'm a virgin and have never done anything sexual.
Had my first kiss a few months ago though. That's as far as I've gone.
>>28681091
>unbeknown
No we know, they just don't want to share it with us. It's a dish that's only eaten by two people.
>>28680984
MODS MODS MODS HEAVEN PLS SAVE ME
Same here, altought i have had hugged and kissed on the cheek a girl
Just fuck a hooker. Sheesh. Pussy on a pedestal this is why you're a virgin
>>28681285
>kissed a grill
GTFO NORMIESCUM REEEEEEEE
>tfw 24 and a KV
I don't even have my drivers license
I'm fucked for life
>>28681446
It was nice desu.
>>28679757
I've done everything except fucked a girl. Kissed, fingered her, got a couple of blowjobs, even an offer to fuck. But when I was putting on a condom, dick went limp and I ragequit.
She wasn't even mad or anything, I just lost confidence and quit the relationship after that.
>>28681490
Been there.
You can still get your license.
Forget about the rest of it though.
>>28681490
>try to drive
>dad yelling
>nearly fuck up his car
>don't know anybody else
I just want to fucking practice by myself but a cop lives across the street. I'm only a fucking wreck behind the wheel because of my lack of practice and fear. Fuck this catch-22 need a friend bullshit.
>>28679757
22 year old kissless virgin here
>>28681490
>20
>khv
>no license
>no leaners permit
>no job
>no degree
>nothing
>>28681619
yeah, been there, i thought i hated driving because of it.
The first time i drove alone was like a revelation, from hate to love.
>>28681619
Practice on a large empty parking lot first. That's how i learned. I actually started and crashed a car into a wall at home on my first time. Was so scared to drive but i pulled through.
Now i take long road trips alone when i feel lonely. Feels comfy driving in heavy rain on a highway. I am a great driver and i started off so poorly
>>28681659
Same just 2 years older and with a driving license.
>>28681681
Yeah I've been to empty lots, my family is fucking scared for some reason even though I've never crashed the car and even dad remarks that I'm cautious.
I barely touched the parking lots though; my family likes to throw me into it while we're on the road. One time we were about to leave the gas station, dad forced it and I got so nervous I didn't even get out of the lot before I started blanking.
>>28680984
>was this wrong of me anons? i mean to me i believe sex is very sacred?
depends of the use
with anyone = fornication
with waifu = holy heaven
u'd only waste your life if you'd take that girl
im a failed normie, i have had a gf but i never fucked her. dont be like me robots if you have a chance go for the pussy.
>>28681817
nice, that slut was definitly not waifu
Got hugged by an attractive girl 10 years ago.
Turned down a girl because she was fat once, not morbidly but enough to be off-putting.
Haven't had any physical contact with a female since, I'm 26. You're not alone.
>>28679757
Dunno if this counts but I hit up trains on rush hour, find meek looking women, wear silk pants and rub against them until climax
It's more fulfilling and exciting than sex t b h
>>28679757
I kissed a girl once. I haven't ever had sex or a gf. I have almost raped a girl once when we were very drunk, and since then I am very cautious about being under control.
>20
>fat (but confident) when on drugs
>have drivers license
>not a virgin
>just fucked my sister's 7/10 friend in a tent while every one was asleep, like a week ago
>robot as fuck
Lmao what is wrong with you guys. Just be yourself.
>>28682570
>robot as fuck
>just fucked my sister's 7/10 friend in a tent while every one was asleep, like a week ago
YOU ARE NOT A ROBOT. DISGUSTING NORMIE GET OUT. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>28679757
It's underwhelming/overrated and you return to /deadinside/ not long after
>>28680270
U did it once u can do it again nigga.
Had half chances but am too paranoid to go with it.
Anxious is probably a better word, about size, and premature ejaculation. I heard people say they last longer with sex than fapping but I heard others say first time you're a two pump chump.
That would be too embarrassing
>>28682677
Tru.
You have to pound snatch once a day forthe fulfilling effect
>>28682640
Dude isnt the point of these threads for advice to overcome robotum?
Be. Your. Self.
>>28681490
>26 kv no licence
smirk
>>28682701
This pretty much sums it up.
And if you get a gf, you'll get sick of banging her after a couple months and need to start railing other bitches to keep the feeling going. It's akin to drugs,
>>28681659
hello my friend, except almost 22
why and where did it all go wrong?
>>28680270
just get un escort
Never have sex, have kissed and have cuddled though.
Cuddling is honestly the GOAT.
>>28679757
Why don't you find a prostitute like I did? It won't improve your self-esteem but it might get rid of your sexual frustration. It did for me anyway.
>>28682728
>robots
>ever overcoming robotum
Stupid.
>>28679757
I've literally never fucked a girlbecause i'm gayi've never had sex with a man either though
>>28682924
Paying for sex would make me feel like the ultimate cuck. Might as well fap to porn, which is free.
It would be like paying someone to build my pc for me, why waste the money when I can do it myself.
>>28682570
If this isn't bait I unironically hope you die you fucking disgusting normie invader you're NOT a robot, just a slighty autistic NORMIE
>>28679757
I am kissless virgin, but not handholdless (a girl in my sophomore speech class would hold my hand and she was qt), and not hugless (though, I was never the initiator).
I'm mentally ill and very uncomfortable with physical contact, even though I want it desperately with a girl. I'm also really scared of telling a girl that I like her for fear of looking creepy or everyone thinking it is weird or disruptive (e.g. I am afraid of telling this girl in my church that I like her because everyone would find out if she turned me down, and, at the same time, approaching her even just to get to know her will telegraph that I like her).
Honestly, I think I would do pretty well if arranged marriages were still okay, or if parents would at least arrange dates, since then it would remove any ambiguities.
The first and only girl i had sex with is trying to get in contact with me again after not speaking to her for like 3 years. She went to australia for a year and probably got fucked alot, she is an absolute normie with facebook and instagram and everything. Im 23, NEET, no friends and i live with mom.
I dont want to fuck her or have a relationship because im redpilled as fuck and i gave up on women, but i kinda want to chat with her because shes fun and i just want to talk to someone.
Should i do it or would that break the robot code?
>>28683056
Than just wallow ya shitter
>>28683113
It's literally not bait. I AM a robot and there's nothing you can do about it.
I am a Meta-bot, because I have sex quite often and still wallow in my own sorrow
>>28683350
A robot isn't just someone is miserable. Having never had a decent number of friends, and definitely never having a gf is part of the deal. If you are socially adept enough to get sex, you aren't a robot.
>>28681886
Failed normies are worse than robots
>>28683383
No I am a meta-bot because I have over come the main obstacle in a robots life and rose above all other bots.
I'm pretty much a bot-messiah
>>28683465
You are Chad. Go to a bar and get laid.
>>28683465
No, it means you weren't a robot.
>>28683472
>>28683473
You guys aren't fucking bots lmao
>>28683552
>social outcast
>kv
Yeah I guess Chads are real robots
>>28683574
I'm automatically Chad because I've pounded 7/10 snatch before?
>>28679757
>tfw kissless virgin with phimosis
just fuck my shit up
>>28681091
>not allowed to, under any circumstance
A bit over the top mate, you can order a prostitute.
>>28683676
Yes. And don't reply to me again you're just baiting and this isn't funny. I'm only replying because I'm defending robotism
What I find funny is the amount of people here who are virgins and still obsess over it, trying and failing multiple times to have sex.
Who /nevereventried/ here? I always just assumed that sex wasn't for me and went on about my business.
>>28683984
>tfw you are a second semester kissless virgin at uni
>You talk to girls for the first time in your life and get on good terms with them as much as your social anxiety and autism let's you
>tfw you never tried to get a gf or get laid at all because you knew that you are a nice guy incarnate perma virgin
>tfw yesterday a chad friend told you that girls never thought of ever fucking you despite how much they praise you
>tfw his gf used to say that she would be with me if she wasn't with Chad
>tfw everything was within expectations from the very beginning
Fuck normies. They never fooled me in the first place.
>>28684057
Going to college just made me avoid women instead of not caring. I was already a loner before, but college just made me outright allergic to people, I can't even go on for longer than 10 minutes talking to my family members.
>>28684097
I'm started to understand that. But right now I'm just grateful I'm not getting bullied and people are somewhat adults that I can't actually understand. Plus there's no social hierarchy like in high school.
>>28683984
I told one girl I liked her once, she brushed it off and I pretended I was joking. Never even tried since, haven't spoken to any potential gf's in months. Does that count as not even trying?
I find it very hard to imagine anyone being attracted to me.
>>28684097
I know that feel. My social skills are regressing over time. I was never popular but I used to have a few friends and could handle social situations. Now I barely talk to anyone and am perma-anxious.
>>28684175
No. You didn't embarrass yourself that much. A real failed normie gets friendzoned HARD and keeps trying anyway.
>>28684097
This. I commute to my uni which just makes everything much worse. I miss high school even the bullies, im srs
>>28683984
>cheerleader girls pull that "pretend I'm his boyfriend" ruse
>they laugh in their circle like it's the funniest thing in the world
>shrug and walk away
>"aww c'mon anon"
>"nah I know your game"
At least it was a nice time-killer compared to mindlessly wandering around the halls.
>>28684161
There's still cliques in my case, I tried to say hi to some people and introduce myself.
They looked at me like I spat in their face.
So all in all no different from high school.
>>28684472
You only talk to people for a reason in uni. That's just the way I like it though.
>>28684691
Community college in my case, but I suppose there is little difference.
