What's your morning routine like /r9k/?
>wake up at 6 am cuz doggo wakes up then
>put on pants
>take him outside for a pee and poo
>we get back in bed together until 8ish
>he wakes up again at 8, take him out again
>then feeding time
>skype message mybfaround then and tell him what's up
>eat a piece of toast with peanut butter and banana on it and make coffee
>do my neopets dailies
Wa-la, my morning is done
>>28582019
heres mine
>wake up
>masturbate
>might go back to sleep
>turn computer on
>go to the kitchen
>watch youtube videos and music on my phone
>make hot chocolate
>eat some leftover takeaway from last night
>go back to bed
>continue watching video in bed drinking hot chocolate
>masturbate again to porn on my phone
>go on computer go on r9k/play games
This takes me to usually 7pm
>think of a film to download
>download it whilst i walk the shops for alcohol
>buy alcohol usually 6 cans of lager
>go back to bed watching films/series
>drink throughout
>order a takeaway
>eat half put half in the fridge for tomorrow
>usually asleep by 1 or 2 am
>wake up
>open laptop
>browse r9k
>>28582093
Get rid of that fucking dog sounds right annoying. Good breakfast though.
>>28582097
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-n-9DgqyWY
>>28582019
>stretch body
>100 sit ups
>drink some water
>go pee, take shower brush teeth
>put on some clothes and go down stairs
>make breakfast depending on the ingredients available
>go to work or read something depending on schedule
>>28582093
>wa-la
is this a meme
please tell me you realize it's voila, not wa-la, r-right
>>28582141
i meant that for
>>28582019
>>28582124
Nah it's comfy. It's cold here so I use him like a little warming pad for my legs and back. He likes to cuddle and nuzzle. And without him I'd be sleeping in late every morning and going to bed late. buddy/10
>>28582019
Weekdays:
>wake up at 5:30
>brush
>shower
>get dressed
>watch TV while dressing
>leave for work about 6:15
Weekends:
>usually sleep in until about 9:30
>fap
>shitpost on /r9k/
>get something to eat
>>28582151
No thats a fucking instrument mate
>wake up 6 am
>stay on bed for 10 minutes
>get up wet my head in the shower and clean my face pretending that there's anyone who believes I showed
>use deodorant and put some relatively nice clothes
>get out 6:30 to take the bus to my college without eating anything
>get there 08:00
>stay there and say hi to some people but still without anything close to be friends with anyone there
>get out 11:00
>get Into the bus and go home
>wake up at 9pm
>shower
>go to work
>wake up, do some stretching
>prepare coffee, boil an egg and have cereal with sliced banana or berries with it
>brush teeth, wash face and hair
>get clothed
>apply hair product, plug earphones in and head to school (hs dropout)
>>28582019
Piss myself every night
always have always will
wake up to piss every morning
too embarrassed to go to the doctors
>wake up around 7:30-8am
>go to bathroom
>undress
>wash myself with warm water and a flannel
>pat dry and talcum powder
>cry over no husky
What a miserable existence. Does nobody here go to school to learn something? What about a job? How to do you all afford your one meal a day?
>Try to wake up at 6 but usually wake at around mid day
>Lay in bed for a while thinking
>Browse porn on my phone and then fap
>Get up and go to bathroom
>Piss, weigh myself, brush teeth and bathe
>Usually sit in the bath and spend time thinking
>Dry off and get dressed
>Make a cup of tea and have a yougart for breakfast
>Lay on sofa browsing news sites and here on my laptop while drinking tea
>wake up at 6-7 am
>play vidya until it's lunch time
guess what i'm doing for the rest of the day
>>28582141
Bruce Wayne on Patrick Bateman ?
>>28582258
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
NORR,MIEEEEHK
>>28582141
what's even the point in all that?
he does realize a single bullet will still kill him right
it doesn't matter how strong you get or how you shape your body i can still kill you with a single pull of a trigger thus wasting all your pain and efforts
>wake up at 6
>hug pillow and pretend I'm in love until 6:30
>shower
>eat
>buy time until college classes start.
>>28582019
>Wake up 6:20
>Shut the alarm
>Fall asleep again
>Wake up 6:40 with second alarm
>Leave bed
>Take a shit and then a shower
>Eat something
>Dress up
>Put my phones on
>Music loud enough so I can't hear anything around me
>Leave house at 7:00
Wake up
Go to toilet
Brush teeth
Wash face
Drink a cup of warm water
>wake up at 5
>have cigarette
>make coffee
>get dressed
>more coffee
>another cigarette
>settle in at my desk
>write for an hour or so
>lounge around for remaining time until I have to be at work at 9
>get up
>take a shower
>get dressed
>take medication
>masturbate
>eat
>>28582167
Viola = violin
Voila = and so (french)
