Hello, anon! You're just in time to be interviewed for the position. Have a seat, let's get started.
I've seen your application, but those packets mean very little to us. We have other questions that mean more for what you may be doing here, your grades don't matter to us. Just answer these for us, and we'll give you a call if we want you back in.
>Do you have any music production, video editing, web development, artistic, or financial skills good for our media company?
>Do you currently reside in the Northeast USA? Could you relocate for the job?
>How would you rate your social skills?
>Would you consider yourself more conservative or liberal?
>Would you be willing to live with your coworkers in a common workspace?
>Do you have a car?
>Do you have any money to invest in our small venture for stock?
Hm.. Interesting. I'm going to think on this and get back to you. Be sure to stop at the snack bar on your way out, anon. Thank you for coming in.
>Do you have any music production, video editing, web development, artistic, or financial skills good for our media company?
I can make shit tier web pages really quickly
>Do you currently reside in the Northeast USA? Could you relocate for the job?
No, yes.
>How would you rate your social skills?
0
>Would you consider yourself more conservative or liberal?
Liberal
>Would you be willing to live with your coworkers in a common workspace?
Sure
>Do you have a car?
No
>Do you have any money to invest in our small venture for stock?
No mayne im poor as fuck
Hope to get back from you, thanks for the interview : ^ )
>Are you willing to relocate? is the only one of those questions I have ever been asked in a real job interview.
>Do you have any music production, video editing, web development, artistic, or financial skills good for our media company?
I have a SoundCloud and a YouTube account. I make music and visuals. They aren't great buthey
>Do you currently reside in the Northeast USA? Could you relocate for the job?
I live in East Texas
>How would you rate your social skills?
Poor
>Would you consider yourself more conservative or liberal?
Conservashit
>Would you be willing to live with your coworkers in a common workspace?
As long as Chad isn't there.
>Do you have a car?
Yes
>Do you have any money to invest in our small venture for stock?
I have $8,000
>Do you have any music production, video editing, web development, artistic, or financial skills good for our media company?
sure, music, web dev, and financial management
>Do you currently reside in the Northeast USA? Could you relocate for the job?
No, I can work remotely
>How would you rate your social skills?
Good
>Would you consider yourself more conservative or liberal?
Depends on which issue
>Would you be willing to live with your coworkers in a common workspace?
Not a chance
>Do you have a car?
Yes
>Do you have any money to invest in our small venture for stock?
Not a chance.
>Do you have any music production, video editing, web development, artistic, or financial skills good for our media company?
I'm a semi professional composer. I have some experience in radio, sound design, foley, and I've made a few soundtracks and jingles.
>Do you currently reside in the Northeast USA? Could you relocate for the job?
No, and maybe if you're willing to pay the plane bills
>How would you rate your social skills?
Oh I love working with people, shared enthusiasm complementarity of skills yadda yadda
>Would you consider yourself more conservative or liberal?
Not american so I don't know
>Would you be willing to live with your coworkers in a common workspace?
Sure
>Do you have a car?
No
>Do you have any money to invest in our small venture for stock?
No
>Says here you were a janitor for four years at a company called "four chan"? Can you tell me something more about that?
>>28567877
deltete this
now
I goofed up pls
This is the shit they ask me at child protective services?
>video editing
No, I'm not tampering with evidence
>north east
Nigger, this is the Texas department of family and protective services! I'm not moving 500 miles from our jurisdiction. Did Oklahoma put you up to this???
>social skills
Meh.
>political view
Alt right. But you can't ask me that, I'm suing!
>live with coworkers
No. Fuck them, the job description said 30% of my job is driving, 40% interviews and the rest is paperwork/investigation
>car
Yes. And it's nicer than you '74 pinto
>stocks
Nigger, its social services. We don't invest in this.
>>28567985
Only for you bby <3
>>28567614
>>Do you have any music production, video editing, web development, artistic, or financial skills good for our media company?
no
>>Do you currently reside in the Northeast USA? Could you relocate for the job?
no
>>How would you rate your social skills?
0
>>Would you consider yourself more conservative or liberal?
don't care for politics
>>Would you be willing to live with your coworkers in a common workspace?
no
>>Do you have a car?
no
>>Do you have any money to invest in our small venture for stock?
no
when I get the job, I will have to take a week off for paid vacation, I hope this is fine with you
>Do you have any music production, video editing, web development, artistic, or financial skills good for our media company?
No
>Do you currently reside in the Northeast USA? Could you relocate for the job?
Yes and yes.
>How would you rate your social skills?
Non-existent
>Would you consider yourself more conservative or liberal?
I honestly don't know
>Would you be willing to live with your coworkers in a common workspace?
Sure, why not?
>Do you have a car?
No
>Do you have any money to invest in our small venture for stock?
No
>>28567985
>>28568162
Post gets deleted.
Use r9k archive to find original:
https://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/28567614/#28567877
https://data.desustorage.org/r9k/image/1463/27/1463270095101.png
Not sure how feel. This entire thread is a lie.
>>28568285
You think you can disrespect me??
