Who wants to be my internet GF.
You have to be funny.
You have to be black.
You have to have high level of empathy.
You have to be attractive.
You have to have degenerate fetish.
You have to be a slut.
You have to be a little chubby.
You have to have some kind of talent.
You have to be decently wealthy to buy me stuff.
You have to initiate conversations.
This is minimum requirements.
About me: I am bossy, fun and cute.
Bump, so girls don't miss out on their soulmate.
bump too, god luck OP
Who wants to be my internet GF.
You have to be black.
You have to have blue eyes.
You have to have blonde hair.
Your parents have to be nice.
You have to have good taste in shoes.
You have to know how to read music.
You have to be subscribed to Markiplier on youtube.
You have to know how to tie your shoelaces with your eyes closed.
You have to not like tomatoes.
You have to watch Yugioh, but not know how to play.
You have to have made a successful kickstarter project.
You have to be exactly 5'7.
You have to have a feminine penis.
You have to like dogs more than cats.
You have to never double-dip.
You have to be white.
You have to be able to roll your tongue.
You have to like my status on Facebook.
You have to be good with kids.
You have to have a kitchen tiles fetish.
You have to die before me.
You have to know how to calculate the area of a triangle when given the lengths of two sides and the angle between then.
You have to cuck me.
This is minimum requirements.
About me: I can eat rice with chopsticks and make myself pass out by putting pressure on my carotid arteries.
>>28545709
THANKS, I have a feeling that today's gonna be the day senpai! She just didn't see this thread yet.
I'm everything but
>chubby
>attractive
>slut
>wealthy
Why are you doing this, OP.
>>28545763
I hope you find what your looking for anon
bumpo
good luck anon senpai
>>28545807
Depending on your talent I could still friendzone you.
Who wants to be my internet gf?
Requirements:
You have to be.
Please respond.
>>28546182
Women need you to have a reason to like them, one that feelings meaningful.
If a woman thinks you're only with her because she's a girl then she'll feel insecure that you can essentially replace her with 100% of the girls on this planet.
If she has no remotely unique reason as to why you want her, then she won't be with you unless she desired you for her own personal reasons.
Your tactic has low chance of working.
>>28546216
When I said please respond, I meant please respond if you're interested in becoming my internet gf
>>28546295
Yeah, I wanted to help you a bit.
If you say "I want a internet GF who's fat" you'll have higher chance than saying any girl.
I had internet GF before.
I want an internet GF that likes 13 & God and 65daysofstatic.
