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>Visit ER.
>Wait in room.
>Get summoned by male doctor.
>Explain the nature of the embarrassing issue which had brought me there.
>He's overly dismissive, doesn't have a concrete answer for me and is reluctant to speculate on what the issue could be.
>Okay.jpg
>....
>Doc: "You seem really anxious anon, why is that?"
>Me: "I-I don't know... It's just kind of embarrassing I guess.
>[anxiety intensifies]

What, was that remark meant to make me less anxious?

I didn't go there for a fucking psych appointment, how about actually trying to find a proper diagnosis for the issue in which I sought treatment for.

Any robots share a similar experience?
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>>28484099
Well tell us what your issue is and maybe we can
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>go to doctors
>20 something nurse asks me to rate pain from 1 to 10
>say idk it just burns
>she gives me this annoyed look

Or my favorite

>get blood pressure checked
>you're using the wrong cuff
>durr hurr I'm a nurse I know what I'm doing
>gee anon you're 150 over 90 better lose weight

Doctor office shooting when
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>>28484185
>not overrating your pain by two points to get vicodin

Turns out breaking a bone really isn't even that painful.


I still have six pills I'm saying for a REALLY fun night or two.
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>>28484099
are you a girl anon?
could you explain this embarrassing problem you were having in greater detail?
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>>28484184
I don't see how that works lol. I'm not hindering your ability to share your own story.

>>28484219
I have a penis.
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>>28484204
OP here. Nice work, anon.
My issue was drug-related. It had very little bearing on anxiety though.
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>>28484204
the last time I went all they fucking gave was antibiotics and ibuprofen.

Somehow hurt my lower back/hip getting out of bed and moaned in agony for 20 minutes. I bit down on a pencil, rolled over and slowly got up. couldn't put weight on my right side so I took my mothers cane and limped for the kitchen.

I waited 4 hours just so 5 nurses and some gook could tell me nothing is wrong and refused to do xrays.

I couldn't stand up normally for 6 weeks.
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Doctors are cunts, that's why I don't go unless I'm in an ambulance.
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>>28484349
That sucks.

I checked into hospital for a bad case of haemorrhoids and nurse came up to me in the waiting room and gave me an oxy, with little hesitation.

Had she been clue-y enough to have checked my profile she would've discovered that I was in fact an IV-drug user with a history of opiate abuse, but oh well!
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>go to doctor for any reason
>the "are you sexually active?" question comes up
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>>28484560
Underage faggot get out.
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