>accidentally killed my wife's dog last night
>>28393654
If it was a cat I wouldn't care but dogs are pretty cool, you should kill yourself for killing such a magnificent, noble creature.
i seriously killed my cousins hamster
>be me
>be at cousins house pet sitting
>go into her room to play with hamster
>have hamster in hands, the dog opens the door and jjumps at hamster
>i react my squeezing the hamster tightly
>then drop it 4ft in the air
>dog takes a nip at it
>i catch it and put it back in cage and pretend nothing happened
it died 2 days later
>>28393654
That dog would have probably died for you, anon, and you killed the poor thing. Dogs are just a part of your life, but to them you are their entire life.
>>28393744
I lost my sister's hamsters at a young age. My parents might have just sold them after one had babies cuz we never found its body.
My wife is never going to forgive me for this
>wife's dog
Stop with the cuckold fetish please
>>28393678
I love how militant dog owners are in their hate for cats on here. It doesn't have to be one or the other, you know.
>>28393678
>>28393765
Nice memes, you cheesy dog-fuckers.
>>28393654
What's your wife's son take on this shenanigan ?
>>28393654
he just crawled under you for warmth
ok so go out and get like 15 rescue dogs and give them a nice home
It is the only way to atone for your sins
