>women fight tooth and nail for just a drop of Chad semen in their holes
>your semen is less than worthless, you'd have to pay someone to accept it
>body still ranks semen production as a high priority task
I wish there was a way your brain could realize it can't get a gf so it stops pressuring you to breed
If you just keep at it, probably at some point within the next few years you will get a girlfriend unless you have literally NOTHING going for you.
If you're a kind person, you have something going for you.
If you're handsome, you have something going for you.
If you can play the guitar, you have something going for you.
If you know a lot of languages, you have something going for you.
I have seen guys who were pretty close to 300 pounds with gfs.
I've seen 5 foot tall guys with gfs.
I've seen shut-in NEETs with gfs.
I've seen guys who were complete idiots with gfs.
You just have to have SOMETHING going for you and eventually you'll find one.
It can take a long-ass time but eventually you'll get some attention.
just eat your own semen bro
Karamatsu?
You could always donate it, that's what I did.
Become a trap obviously
No one ever said evolution was a perfect system, but it's the best we've managed to come up with in the past couple billion years.
>>28367160
They trashed it the instant you left, but thank you for paying their salary
>>28367206
No dice, I got paid and as an open doner get informed when it gets used.
>>28367116
>If you're a kind person, you have something going for you.
Women do not like kind men lol
>If you're handsome, you have something going for you.
If I was handsome I wouldn't be a virgin
>If you can play the guitar, you have something going for you.
Do girls care about this outside of highschool?
>If you know a lot of languages, you have something going for you.
This is true I guess because you could go to poor countries and try to fool them into thinking you're rich
>I have seen guys who were pretty close to 300 pounds with gfs.
>I've seen 5 foot tall guys with gfs.
>I've seen shut-in NEETs with gfs.
>I've seen guys who were complete idiots with gfs.
Are you trying to make me reee or something?
>You just have to have SOMETHING going for you and eventually you'll find one.
>It can take a long-ass time but eventually you'll get some attention.
Yeah thats what I told myself when I was 21 but now I'm closer to 30 than 20 and my destined gf has yet to appear
>>28367179
>Yeah it's called "Evolution", Goy.
>You only get one chance, shoulda been born a nigger scientist with 10' cock
Too bad. Just buy things to make yourself feel better.
Never stop buying, if you don't get that Mercedes now, you never will!
That's it spend every last dime...
There you go...
>>28367225
That's not how it works at all lmfao
>>28367293
Yes it is you ding dong.
>>28367041
>your semen is less than worthless, you'd have to pay someone to accept it
You have a fundamental misunderstanding of how sperm banks work.
>>28367116
>If you're a kind person, you have something going for you.
Why does every single scientific study say women are exclusively attracted to assholes(specifically dark triads) and kind men literally lower the arousal in women?
>>28367348
no its not, its a business not a charity. You pay them. And you certainly don't get informed of shit. Lest crazy men or women try to connect with their biological children.
>>28367611
They charge you to freeze it and it goes bad anyway after a few years. They only accept donations if you are a genetically superior specimen. Obviously robots aren't in this group considering they can't get a girl to accept their sperm.
>>28367227
https://fakeclimax.bandcamp.com/track/cum-back-aggression
ah ah re ree REEE REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>28367145
ichimatsu
