>>28363083

>7th grade sex ed
>boys and girls taught separately
>brought back together for final "couples" education
>discussing different kinds of sex
>oral sex brought up
>sweaty fat kid raises his hand
>isn't oral sex totally safe cause it's just over the phone

He never lived it down.

>>28363083
>7th grade sex ed
>talking about ejaculation, masturbation, etc.
>kid raises hand
>"is it ok if after a while, nothing comes out anymore?"
>teacher stares at him
>whole class stares
>he doesn't say anything else all class

>>28363083
>be me
>highschool, few years back
>pissing at urinal
>classmate comes up to me
>"hey anon"
>pretend not to hear (I'm pissing ffs)
>"anon"
>turn and look
>"have you ever, ya know, white-stuffed?"
>stare at him
>"haha, ok, bye"
>he runs out
>finish pissing

That was a long piss

>>28363083
They told us about about masterbation they said it was normal. Our health teacher was cool as fuck tho and a milf too.

>8th grade health class
>Teacher brings in soda to describe how negatively they affect the human body
>I dare myself in front of the class that I could drink an entire can in less than 4 seconds
>Try
>People are cheering me on
>Laugh
>Spit a mist of soda all over a stacy

I'm surprised how fast everybody forgot about it; nobody brought it up after 2 days

>Bathroom
>In stall
>Here knock
>wut
>Hey anon have you seen the goat?
>wtf no
>Open door
>Dude is bent over, cheeks spread, balls and dick manipulated to look like a goat
>Kick faggot in ass

My school had a major issue with guys flashing their genitals and hitting each other in them. They "tried" to crack down on it but I'm pretty sure I saw like half of my class mate's dick by the time I graduated

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>be me 6th grade
>go to get a drink of water
>kid says something funny just as I turn around with mouthful of water
>burst out laughing and spit water all over Stacy