>fly buzzing around
>kill it
piece of shit
>see roach on wall
>throw on my hazmat suit
>grab thickest shoe
>strategically and stealthily wait for his mistake
>slap the ever loving shit out of him
>his wings fall off and his legs are crushed
>i stand over and watch him die as the adrenaline rushes through me
>im a fucking madman
>dog walks up to me on my morning run
>it starts sniffing at my feet, so I slow down and walk for a bit
>we walk on for about 10 minutes, eventually we enter a park
>the dog happily follows me, it's obvious it's someone's dog
>lead it over to the swings
>turn around and stomp it's head straight down
>neck cracks
>just keep stomping it's head over and over
>start to feel my foot pushing through its skull
>it's body is just twitching, tail swinging around wildly
>it's trying to make sounds but it can't get anything out
>pick up the dog, set it in the swing seat
>swing seat is attached to the rod with two chains, one on either end
>start spinning the swing seat, getting the chains tangled up
>release the seat, make the dog spin around really fast
>dog starts vomiting and shitting itself
>grab it's face and hold its mouth closed with one hand, grab it's throat with the other
>dig in with my fingers hard, squeeze it's throat and shake it
>once it's stopped moving I leave it and jog home
>tfw I developed insane fly killing skills while I was at school because it was the only thing I had to do since I didn't have any friends
I can catch flies by hand pretty easily now, almost never miss
I cant help but imagine myself as an SS officer when killing flies, am I fucked in the head?
>>28329155
As long as you do it with those chinese sticks you're alright
>see ant hill
>take off my shirt and roll around in the black powder
>They tickle in my flubber flabs~
>get mommy to clean me up
>>28329085
Nice one! That'll show those dumb mutts who's boss
>fly buzzing around
>use one hand to catch it
>close fist really fast and swing my hand into a neardby surface
>open hand at the last second
suck on that you bitch
>>28328906
>tfw bait moths into my room and kill them
>tfw feeling their lifeforce slowly flow into me
>tfw soon will accumulate enough lifeforce to force a happening into existence
>see normie walking by
>slit his throat and watch him gurgle blood and then die
piece of shit
Normies will get upset at >>28329085 but not at >>28328906
A true robot knows that all life is equally worthless.
>mosquito infested back porch in new flat
>roommates complain
>landlord won't do anything
>get bit often enough to build up immunity
>start leaving raw chickens out
>become benevolent mosquito god
>>28328906
lol
>>28329085
not funny freak. I bet you have no friends or a gf either. kys
>>28329350
Found the normalfag >>28329405
>>28329405
normie leave now before you get hurt
>trying to fap
>fly buzzing around my pc
>lands on lampshade
>smash lamp with textbook while donger is still out
>glass everywhere
>try to finish
>fly not dead
Hey guys what's up, do you like NTR?
>emptying my pissjugs on the bathroom
>start feeling a creepy figure around me
>it's a weird ass giant mosquito spider hybrid
>freak out, but decide to be a brave frog, grab a piece of clothing
>hit him on the first try, he is alive but too weak to fly
>throw him in the toilet, about to flush him down
>tummy grumbles, a smug smile creeps on my face
>take the largest dump i've ever taken since the last 2 years on it
>do not flush
>mommy yelling at me 4 hours later because the entire house smells like shit
i've been a good boy
