What experiences have you had when dating?
Bad.
>girl from old job gave me number.
>texts me for awhile. Obviously interested.
>Go play putput, haven't heard from her since.
Only bad ones
>first date ever
>only time I touched her was shaking her hand at the end
>no second date
>another date
>she and I had nothing in common, minute pauses between talking was common
>thought id be slick and kiss her on the cheek at the end
>it just came out awkward and weird
>no second date
>another date
>give her a hug at the end
>she actually wanted a second date
>second date is the exact same as the first, complete with the same hug
>no third date
>another date
>shes rambling on about some stupid shit
>think "man, you're pretty damn boring"
>except I said this out loud
>she looks shocked
>walk out
>no second date
At this point I just don't care. So much easier to just jack off to cartoons than it is going through this whole song & dance routine.
>>28318321
I've never been on a date, I just spend more and more time with friends of friends until we're a couple by accident
>>28318321
Just a string of boring encounters desu
Pure shit.
i'm going celebate. i hate sex.
>>28318353
Bad
>Girl from work puts number in my phone
>texted me heaps
>try organise meet ups outside of work
>says yes then cancel on the day
in retrospect she was probably fucking with me
>Ask oneitis out
>She says sure
>Going to a movie
>says she'll text me when she's ready to get picked up
>Never texts me back
>Check social media after waiting
>Movies already 20 minutes in
>Social media shows shes at this movie with some chad fucker
>Cry for 5 minutes and play video games till 7 am
All she had to say was no.... I would have understood.
>tfw you just want to live alone and never care if you have sex or not.
Shit I just posted this in another thread....
> about a year ago
> jewish stoner friend texts me "anon I got you laid"
> some fat chick on tinder he doesn't want to fuck
> gives me her contact info
> we start texting
> my friend says she's basically DTF and wants to be friends with benefits
> she's kinda fat but a wicked cute face so I accept
> start texting her, she says things have changed and she wants a boyfriend
> she's sick of "meatheads" trying to use her for sex
> whatever, my friend tells me it's just her thing, she's still pretty much DTF
> I tell her I wouldn't treat her like that
> she sends me a smiley then asks if we are doing a movie or dinner
> we end up going to a drive-in theater
> she drives an hour to come pick me up
> i lie to my parents and tell them I'm going to a movie with my jewish stoner friend, because IDK how to explain a date to them
> she picks me up
> kinda fat but okay
> she drives a jeep
> make awkward small talk about jeep
> she gets lost
> conversation becomes awkward
> one word / one sentence answers
> wtf.jpg
> get to movie, i pay 25 bucks to get in
> she drove so I figured why not
> inside she orders food
> date is going badly so I lock myself in the bathroom and call my friend
> he says to keep at it
continued below
>>28318843
> apparently this girl texted my friend in the middle of the date to tell him it was the worst date she'd ever been on
> we watch most of inside out (good movie btw, for a kids movie)
> near the end i decide fuck it and try to put my arm around her
> she shrugs it off
> we drive home in basically silence
> on the way home i mumble about a bike in the shoulder and she gets pissed cause she thought I said "turn here"
> have her drop me off halfway down the road
> walk home angry, take a piss in front of my house at 10 o clock at night
> storm inside, learn that apparently she thought my deoderant smelled weird and apparently I wore shorts on a date (it was the middle of summer)
> she is mad she wasted a "quarter tank of gas" (nowhere near the 35 bucks I lost) so I get hella steamed and want to kill her
> I'd still love to rape that faggot bitch with a crowbar, fucking entitled spoiled princess cunt
> she messages my friend for the next 3 weeks trying to get him to come fuck her
> he deletes her and life resumes as normal
