Who has the biggest DONG?
Kiddy Kong
>>28271070
>Who has the biggest dong?
Donkey
>leaders have high testosterone levels
>coconut gun might be a reference to his dong
>bigger
possible candidate for biggest dong
Tiny
>female
>can shrink
definitely not the biggest dong
Lanky
>can stretch his arms out
>can inflate, or in other words, EXPAND himself
>might be able to do the same things with his dong
possible candidate for the biggest dong
Diddy
>"with his pistols out, he's one tough kong"
>possible reference to his dong
>however, he's short
probably not the biggest dong
Chunky
>biggest kong
>is one hell of a guy
possible candidate for the biggest dong
Cranky
>takes it to the fridge
>dongs shrink in the cold
big dong very unlikely
My money's on Lanky.
>>28271258
DK punched down a moon
I am literally laughing so hard I'm in tears right now, because I just reflected on the fact that, when I should be sleeping, I'm instead on mankind's greatest technological innovation in history, discussing which of several virtual monkeys I was familiar with as a child, has the biggest penis. With strangers I will never meet, no less.
Truly, this the greatest and worst age in history.
>>28271440
Get the fuck off of this website you fucking garbage.
Cranky's got them old-man saggy balls
bet he's got a long & skinny flesh cannon too
>>28271070
HE
ORIGINAL COMMENT
>>28271504
no bully, anon. focus on the topic instead. Which of these apes posesses the highest physical strength and the biggest penis?
>>28271070
I'm going to go with Lanky. Arms are pretty much just bigger dicks with hands at the end of them, so im sure he can EXPAND his DONG far beyond any of the others.
Donkey and Chunky are close behind, but I think Chunky might have a small DONG because he is compensating so hard.
>>28271768
>arms are pretty much just bigger dicks with hands at the end of them
when I thought I've read it all... keep it up.
>>28271547
This.
Cranky is of the Donkey lineage, and is thus hung as such. His shit may be deflated, but it was once likely as powerful as DK's.
I suspect Chunky has a teensy little dick hidden beneath his chub-folds, though evidence to testicle size (which tends to correlate with penis size) is given by the ammo the dongs use in the game.
Donkey-Coconuts
Diddy-Peanuts
Tiny-Feathers (Note that they're not fruits)
Lanky-Grapes
Chunky-Pineapples
So dong sizes go like this:
Chunky>Donkey>Diddy more or less=Lanky>Tiny (who has a tiny penis and tiny testicles and pretends to be a girl because of the tranny meme)
>>28271070
Lanky or Tiny for dat mobility
i would love it if Diddy was some sort of freak grower-but-not-a-shower.. like starts out at half an inch and grows to the size of a balloon animal
>>28271070
Chunky obviously
He can grow larger and isn't called Chunky for nothing
>>28271577
HAS
origami
>>28271977
Nah dude, Diddy's got a fucking peanut down there, and it swells to about the size of a boiled hot dog at full-bone.
The reason his name is "Diddy" is because girls always ask one another "DIddya have him eat you cause his dong is so tiny?"
>>28272057
Why does Chunky dress like a giant fucking retard, anyway? He looks like a child in his little retard outfit. Do you think his mom keeps him at the functional level of a child so she can molest him and bounce on his big fat chunky dick?
Can't you just see Chunky breaking a table when Mummy doesn't bring the tendies fast enough?
there is no way it is chunky. i've seen enough big dudes in the weight room (and watched enough porn and sucked enough dick) to know that the vast majority of them are small & shriveled, despite their big arms
>>28271896
>dong size correlates with ammo
Holy shit, you just blew my mind. This might be an actual thing.
Let us consider Lanky Kong. He has:
>no style
>no grace
>a funny face
Clearly, he wins out.
>>28272303
In real life, most people with no style, no grace, and a funny face, also have a small penis.
You either win big or lose it all in the genetic lottery, anon. Lanky was built for giving long-distance handjobs. The clown persona is meant to be an ironic manifestation of his cuckolding due to his comparatively tiny penis and testicles.
>>28272346
Also, I should add: Though Chunky has a slightly bigger dick than DK, DK is the whole package: charming, cool, strong without being a muscle-bound retard, a natural born leader, etc.
DK is clearly better at pleasing the lady kongs. Cranky also probably eats pussy like a champ, now that his dick is just a lifeless seaslug.
Probably Robbie "Kong" Green tbph
Can't believe funkys not a candidate. Dong is probably mondo
