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>be me
>be earlier this week
>be at work
>moderately busy work day
>taking a short break, sitting away from my desk
>plain Jane coworker sits next to me
>plugs her phone in to charge
>starts doing whatever the fuck people do on those digital facehuggers
>idgaf
>suddenly a strange, musky scent reaches my nostrils
>wtf?!.jpeg
>it's a distinct smell of pussy
>is it her, or am I nuts?
>look over
>short skirt
>bare legs
>dafuq Is she going commando?
>realize I'm staring
>initialize "act normal" protocol
>"hey what's that app"
>tfw that's the closest I've gotten to a vagina in two years
>tfw I can't think of anything, but screwing her brains out since that day
>vivid images and everything
>tfw she's not even remotely good looking, 6 on her good days
Well, shit...
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You're a NORMIE! A NORMIE!
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>>28237777
And you're a faggot undeserving of those quads, you don't see me bitching about it.
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>>28237725
>be me
>work as a guard and orderly at the mental institution
>fuck bretty hot hurse coworker at tea and lunch breaks
>got caught by senior doctor of the facility several times
>she doesn't give a fuck
>eventhough 1-3 fucks at work, still make quick faps
>got caught fapping by senior doctor
>she was outraged
WTF why???
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>>28237811

it's actually my second set of quads today. the other one was in /britfeel/ i think. pretty chuffed

at least you got consolation dubulars
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>>28237725
>be me
>work minimum wage
>no prospect of a better job
>be unhappy
p-pretty funny story right guys haha?
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>>28237913
hot nurse* coworker
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