>"Oh Anon, I had no idea you felt this way! Why didn't you something earlier. Anon, I don't care if you don't have any friends. I don't care if you aren't some loud, sociable person. I didn't choose to date you because I thought you were different from how you are. It's you I want to be around. It's you I have strong feelings for. I love you Anon, and I wish you weren't so stubborn and would allow yourself to accept that. In the time we've been together I feel like I've told you more about my life than I've ever told anyone else. And it's because you're someone I can see myself being with for a very long time. And as long as you see me as someone you want to be with then it's all that matters, I promise!"
[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYvjKDJL7Qo ]
Tick tock, the clock is ticking roach, and there is nothing you can do about it. For i am the clockwork.
>>28237330
It's been a while since I last saw one of these threads
>"Do you think you'll ever get in with him again? Oh no, I understand. I mean, well, I'm not trying to say I understand what it's like not to have a dad, but I get why you wouldn't want to see him again. You know this is going to sound really cheesy but when you visited my hometown over the holidays my dad told me he'd be proud to call you his son. I mean he was drunk, but he just doesn't say things like that about anybody. He grew up without a father too you know. He was so shy when he first met my mother, she had to make all the first moves since he was so sure she'd get bored of him and like abandon him or something. I guess he sees a lot of himself in you, I don't know. You just made a good impression."
[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSi9DJAgarw ]
>"No, I had no idea you felt like this. I mean I'm sorry if you think I encouraged you or led you on in any way, because I really didn't mean to. To be honest I haven't really noticed you until now. But why you think I'd be interested in spending time with you I don't know. You obviously have no social skills and I can tell by the way you're stammering and smiling that you are totally experienced with girls. Why would I, or any girl for that matter, want the responsibility of effectively looking after you and guiding you through the kind of things most people experience in their teenage years? Sorry but I'm over that kind of thing. I'm sure there's some girl out there who is interested in that sort of relationship with you but honestly you're completely not my type, like at all. And actually I'm kind of offended that you would think you are"
[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9-yfeA2JZs ]
>"Would it be okay if we kissed before I go inside? I understand if you don't want to. It's just, well, I really want to know what kissing you is like. Is that a weird thing to say?"
[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jr9aGzUoyco ]
because I know they wouldn't speak to me in the first place
>>28237915
i think i would spit at someone if that happened to me. shit is NOT slayer
>hey Anon look at this photograph ,Everytime I do it makes me laugh
