Any good autism stories? I'll start
>be me
>running late for physics so im autism speed walking through the halls
>not looking around and run straight into stacy
>she gets knocked over and falls on the floor
>stare at her for way to long as she stares back in shock
>say sorry way to fast
>sprint down the stairs next to me without helping her up
>mfw my class was on the upper floor
also /autism/ general
shameless self-bump
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>English class 10th grade
>teacher asks a question about the Shakespeare reading we were suppose to do for homework
>someone answers
>raise my hand to ask a question
>call the teacher mom
just fuck my shit up
I've posted this a few times before
>senior year of high school
>senior skip day, but parents make me go
>last class of the day, has like 5 people in it
>teacher makes us help set up an art show that is being put on in the cafeteria
>set up some shit but then get bored and start to look at the exhibits.
>bend over to read a poem next to a painting when suddenly I am poked in the shoulder and hear a "boop" noise
>short girl, glasses, brown hair, 7/10 who Ive never seen before
>Think that it's someone whom I've met and simply forgotten about, I say HEY loud as fuck
>she seems unfazed by this burst of beta rays and begins talking to me about art and shit
>Have absolutely no artistic ability to speak of and am not interested in art whatsoever
>but she's cute as fuck
>so cute, in fact, that I start to get a boner
>I quickly become Mr Pockethands but she looks down right as I start to get it
>pretty sure she saw because she makes a little noise and quickly looks up
>she keeps talking to me for some reason
>She asks me what I would like to draw
>again, not creative in the slightest so spaghetti oozes out of my pockets
>"uhidunno"
>proceed to fucking tell her that I have no artistic ability for some dumbshit reason
>"then why are you here?"
>"because my teacher forced us"
>"oh"
>just then her teacher calls her class over to leave
>she goes to shake hands
>I stand there shaking her hand like an idiot waiting for her to tell me her name
>"Name?" she asks
>fuck
>sperge out my name and she tells me hers
>after that she leaves
a-at least I'll never see her again
>>28237976
I saved myself from that once
>Raise my hand to ask question in 6th grade
>say mom to teacher
>Quickly cough and say "my mom said..."
>No one said any thing
Any way, my resent autistic moment.
>Playing Dark souls 3 on release day
>Take break, got message from cute girl I know from work on facebook
>Convo fairly stagnate just want to get back to video games
>"Hey anon what are you doing tonight?"
>Playing video games
>"Oh ok, how bout this weekend?"
>Playing video games
>No message back from her
>continue playing dark souls, clicks in me few hours later she wanted to hang out, thought at first since I was in a hurry she was making conversation
>Lay in bed thinking how stupid I am
I also messed up by not messaging her back the next day, I assumed she would message me again eventually. She found some one else to date...
>>28237976
>tfw chad called the teacher mom all the time and everyone thought it was hilarious
>I call the teacher mom by accident and I get crucified
>be me in HS
>HS is located on top of a hill, bus stop is easily a 10 minute walk down
>forget the time, realize bus leaves in 5 minutes
>I'm not staying at school an extra hour for no reason
>bolt downhill until I'm out of breath
>the bus is overdue now and I'm only halfways
>take shortcut over some farmland
>my feet sink into the ground, but I can't afford to take the longer way
>bus shows on the road
>I'm heaving for breath
>drool pours out of my mouth
>make it just in time before it's about to drive
>stumble in and collapse on the floor
At least I didn't just accept defeat like some beta faggot
