>>28233780
>second night
>our high school age counselors are outside talking about tomorrow's plans
>we nominate a person to sneak into the counselor dorms
>nominate the fat kid
>lets call this kid kevin
>kevin sneaks into the dorm
>goes to the male counselor's bunk bed
>lies on the bed
>looks up
>sees a fucking huge photograph of a woman
>butt naked with her legs spread
>shoving a fucking gigantic purple dildo into her hooha
>writhing in ecstasy
>hand grabbing hair
>mouth open in moan
>eyes closed
>tits out
>whole nine yards

>>28233824
>kevin grabs the fucking photo
>runs into our room
>we're all playing cards and shit
>yells "HOLY FUCKING SHIT LOOKS AT THIS"
>we all crowd around him
>everyone trying to sneak a peek of the woman
>click
>we hear the creak of the door opening
>counselor looking pissed as fuck with hands on hips
>we all scramble to our beds
>lectures us about invasion of privacy and personal space
>makes each one of us apologize
>we didn't even know this type of shit existed
>he answers all our questions
>this question answer shit goes on until 2 AM
>getting the sex talk from this high school kid
>apparently it was his girlfriend
>that's how i learned about sex
>not from my parents
>not from school
>but from a 17 year old counselor who thought he was gonna lose his job

>older camper tells one of my friends back when we were 11 to strip the back off of a disposable camera and press it against somebody
>my friend does it to another friend, pressing it against his calf
>it electrocutes him with enough voltage that my other friend's leg gets several burn marks on it
I also remember when we put goldbond on our testicles, or when we all took laxatives. Good times.

>go to basketball camp out of state at 12 years old
>family is on vacation in that state and part of the vacation was that I would go to this basketball camp
>love basketball, look forward to it all year
>basketball camp is on college campus, we're staying overnight in one of the dorms
>get there and meet my roommates, they're all assholes who make fun of my Kings jersey, calling me a Queens fan
>literally everyone I meet is mean to me
>if I miss a shot people actually make fun of me for doing so, I stop trying to even play and just walk off and sit by myself
>dinner comes and we all go back to our rooms to change and go to dinner
>I'm in the room by myself and use the bathroom
>door in bathroom locks behind me, I'm literally locked in the bathroom with no one around and everyone else going to dinner
>no one notices I'm gone
>locked in a bathroom for 4 hours until finally someone down the hall hears my screams
>fire department breaks down door
>everyone finds out and now I'm that weird quiet kid who got locked in a bathroom
>people are even meaner to me
>that night I fake an ankle injury and get my parents to pick me up
>my ankle was fine

honestly one of the worst experiences of my life

>>28234806
>pursuing physical sports
>not patrician e-sports

shiggie

This is a good thread. I like this thread, so I am bumping it.