So I did it robots. I have transformed from a robot to a cyborg(or normie?) today!!!
>Been dating cute petite Asian girl who I had my first kiss with
>been dating for about 2 months
>went over to her house today
>both of us got completely naked and did everything but sex because we both weren't ready for that yet
There's hope for you all. I am 25, and it finally happened.
What's even better is it was also her first time giving sexual stuff as well.
But that's not what this thread is about.
I actually wanted to talk about how FUCKING OVERRATED sexual shit is
>Kissing on the lips
I like this actually
>Making out
Shit gets boring after 30 seconds, but you have to keep going anyways, as much as you can otherwise you won't do anything
>Being naked
Wasn't as hot as I thought. It was cool, but runs out pretty quickly
>Giving oral
Gets boring pretty quickly, but it's great to her her moan.
>Getting oral/head
Probably the best part honestly. Felt good(not great), but seeing their head go up an down is really the best part of it.
tldr; Sexual shit is overrated.
Granted I haven't had sex, but I imagine many people on here are right, sex is probably nice and feels good, but it's probably overrated as fuck.
Anyone else know this feel?
That's one of my biggest fears. I'll finally get to the point where I'll achieve all the things I thought would make me happy, and they end up not being what I thought they were. What do I do then?
>>24154532
you were a cyborg or normie by the time you got the gf m8.
>>24154602
>That's one of my biggest fears. I'll finally get to the point where I'll achieve all the things I thought would make me happy, and they end up not being what I thought they were.
I was surprised how not scared I was during it all.
And being naked wasn't as weird as I thought.
>What do I do then?
It's been a blessing in disguise.
It means we don't need to run after girls, and put them up in the air, it means we can live life, and enjoy things besides just sex.
I feel like the phrase "Better than sex" is probably not even a joke to many people.
I've had some amazing food and I think I'd consider some of that food over doing sexual shit. Except maybe getting a blowjob. Or maybe not, idk.
>>24154706
>you were a cyborg or normie by the time you got the gf m8.
Not really, I was kinda awkward during it all.
I guess it depends what is he actual definition of normie/cyborg.
Honestly, my favorite thing about doing everything today? Not the sexual shit, but the fact I will be able to tell people I am a virgin by choice.
I will be able to say I've done everything but sex.
I won't chase after girls like I kinda used to do.
>>24154772
a normie is a person who has (had ) a gf.
>>24154834
Having/had a GF is a normie thing? I'd say maybe cyborg.
Shit, some people post stories about having a girlfriend for a month when they were 16 or so, kissed once maybe. And then say they are 27 and that's all they have ever done.
That's not a normie.
>>24154955
no could be but no
Lol nigga
ME and my half Asian girlfriend banged on our first day and she took my virginity
>>24156030
>ME and my half Asian girlfriend banged on our first day and she took my virginity
Did you take hers?
I've run into this problem too anon. It's probably because you've been fapping to porn your entire life. You fucked your brain up and now what would make any man who had never been exposed to internet porn wild with lust makes you shrug your shoulders. It's truly depressing. I thought I was gay the third time it happened to me, but I eventually realized it was my excessive porn consumption.
>>24156097
>I've run into this problem too anon. It's probably because you've been fapping to porn your entire life. You fucked your brain up and now what would make any man who had never been exposed to internet porn wild with lust makes you shrug your shoulders.
I think it was my ERPING that was made it a let down. Because of how hot that was.
Also I think I (like others on here) made sex/sexual things an end goal/something like a bucket list. We think it is going to be THE BEST THING EVERRR. And it was just okay.
It's like getting too hyped for a movie or too hyped for a game, you will just be let down.
Also gotta say, being next to a real asshole, think I lost my anal fetish. Like it was nice looking, but I don't know.
>>24156196
tell more plz
more
>>24154834
no, a normie is a person who either has a social life or someone who wants one but can't have it (a failed normie)
>>24156097
no-fap shill pls go
Good for you anon I hope things go well
>>24154532
Made out and fingered my ex gf on a school bus a few times (dark bus rides back from marching band competitions). It's alright but it is overrated. The best part honestly is just holding someone you care about in your arms.
>>24157022
I hope things go good for you as well.
>>24157248
>The best part honestly is just holding someone you care about in your arms.
whats it feel like
>>24158302
It's a really calm, peaceful but fleeting feeling. Nothing lasts forever. Looking back on it I feel a sense of longing. Nothing really compares to the first girl you are intimate with. It's almost like cigarettes. The first time you try one and get the nicotine rush it's nothing but bliss, however, the novelty wears off fast.
>>24158531
maybe you can change that with me...?
>>24154532
Protip: while she's sucking your cock give her some simple demands. Stuff like "Now look me in the eyes," or "Now lick it." Say it in a calm, but authoritative tone. Girls get off on that shit, it's hot for them because they feels like they're pleasing you, and it kinda taps into that innate desire to be objectified that's hardwired into their DNA.
>>24158669
>and it kinda taps into that innate desire to be objectified that's hardwired into their DNA.
m8 you're on /r9k/ you don't have to drill in the facts like that.
>>24158669
>Protip: while she's sucking your cock give her some simple demands. Stuff like "Now look me in the eyes," or "Now lick it." Say it in a calm, but authoritative tone.
That's how I got her to suck it.
She originally was just jacking off.
It's so weird to actually type that shit and not be making up a fake story.
Sexual shit the first time feels so surreal.
>>24158735
get the FUCK OUT NORMIE
YOU DON'T BELONG HERE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>24158735
Surreal is really the perfect word to describe it. You see that shit all the time in porn but... it's porn. It's disconnected and cold. When you actually experience it it's very bizarre.
>>24158785
I don't think it will last, I'll be back here with cyborg status for awhile I imagine.
>>24158785
>>24158813
Getting a gf and getting sexual doesn't mean your a normie. i haven't been with a girl since high school, which was years ago, and to top it all off it was just a fluke. If anything it makes you more of a robot when it doesn't work out. You hype something up for so long and finally get a taste of it but... that's it. You are completely cut off once the relationship goes south and are left feeling bitter and empty inside. Ignorance truly is bliss.
>>24158879
>You hype something up for so long and finally get a taste of it but... then you realize it isn't as great as people say.
>2 months
>still no sex
Dude, you are still a robot. Wtf are you waiting for? It sounds like you are going to have a terrible, nonexistent sex life with her.
>>24156030
>Giving your virginity up to a whore
Degenerate
>>24159285
Because we are both virgins? So we doing it slow?
>>24154532
She has weak head game. Just saying.
>>24159400
Probably. Not enough tongue. But she didn't know what she was doing.
>>24154834
>>24154955
Arguing about an arbitrary definition on a Nigerian sockpuppet forum is autistic. Autism makes you a robot. Congrats! You both win!
>>24159400
or OP has a mutildick
>>24159382
There's slow, then there'd fucking retarded.
>>24159620
A what?
>>24159632
2 months isn't that long of a time, especially if it's casual.
How fast do people fuck nowadays?
>>24159652
a mutilated/circumcised penis
I know the feeling
I'd rather get a backrub, it feels just as good and I can last longer.
>>24159685
Nope, I am very much not.
Might be because I am one of those people who don't jack off properly and I like pressure on my dick.
I hear it's bad for you.
>>24154532
>There's hope for you all
Fuck off. Not everyone is white.
>>24159766
But I am not white?
>>24159652
>How fast do people fuck nowadays?
1-3 days.
Usually under a week.
She's probably already fucking someone else on the side.
>>24154532
I'd be too afraid to do any of that.
>>24154532
>oral was good
>didnt have sex
>sexual stuff sucks guys!! its overrated!
come back when youve fucked her you retard
>>24159845
>>How fast do people fuck nowadays?
>1-3 days.
Chad please.
Fucking a bar rat isn't the same.
>>24159382
Gotta respect yourself anon. I'm glad you're going at your pace and I'm sure she enjoys it too.
Having your first sexual companion is always naively pleasure. Take the time to explore both your bodies, it's not only aboit penetration and oral.
Cheers and have fun.
Godspeed.
>>24159456
>Nigerian sockpuppet forum
That's a new one to me
>>24154955
>Having/had a GF is a normie thing?
Yes. yes it is.
Were you born a retard or have you only been browsing here for a few hours?
