You have been visited by kingblackcuck. FBI vans and virginity will come to you but only if you post 'Thanks Chocolate Hippopotamus!' in this thread.
Oh shit this guy added me on skype once after I posted in a soc thread
His message was "I'm bi :)"
What a fucking creep
>>28317351
#realnigga
This is a very original comment I am making.
>>28317351
>assmadness is real
>this butthurt over being cucked
>>28317522
>literally posts a pof troll account that I only used one time
>mfw
Whoever wasted there time on this thread utterly failed lmao
>>28317394
>literally making up lies
This thread should be titled "BackPedals and autism assmadness"
>>28317785
>the lack of self-awareness is real
>>28317785
Are you really a chad?
>>28317837
Female here. He can't be a Chad. Chads aren't fat. : ^ )
>>28317785
You can't just tack assmad onto everything and hope it comes out sounding witty.
you type like a 12 year old with zero self-awareness.
You're not a day over 16, I'd bet my whole paycheque on it.
KEKED AGAIN
How butthurt can one man be?
>>28317875
how does it feel being rated by a girl who isn't obese and trashy?
>HMMM TIER
how obliterated can one man get?
Lmao some of you are this assmad over getting cucked by a Tyrone.
>>28317836
More like a tyrone considering I cucked half of r9k
the other day
>>28317836
>lack of self-awareness
>autists don't realize they're on r9k
>mfw
>>28317857
tl;dr assmadness is real
>>28317875
>girl has literal downs and is ugly as fuck
Why would I care about an autistic female?
>>28317850
Says the ugly female l0l
>>28317902
How does it feel trying to get a confirmation from an autistic female that I literally don't like?
>>28317949
>tyrone
more like junior brown
>>28317902
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>>28317971
OH SHI-
ahahahaha! I never realized it before.
Thanks dude.
>>28317971
Cleveland JR had a wife
>>28317977
>deluding themselves with a machine lmao
fun fact: communicating with a lot of "I"s denotes to other people that you are more submissive, or have more self-esteem issues
>>28317785
And yet you deleted it :)
I wonder why?
Regardless of any interpersonal events let's be objective. True anyone calling you out or even giving you attention is an autist. You're just as attention thirsty as any camwhore or tripfag who has been here.
You seem to engage in a unhealthy amount of splitting though. Not uncommon for people of your ethnicity. Everything is black and white. Everyone here is butthurt and you're a superior being, who despite your superiority is compelled to spend hours sperging here and on omegle.
I agree any attempts to humiliate you are pointless and childish. You're far too deep in your own pathological delusion to be humiliated.
Your reality is a Dyson sphere. It exists within itself and contains only the adulterated representations of yourself you've constructed. All the arbitrary conventions you decree. Your reality is nothing but the concretion of abstractions you've chosen to fit your own ego.
In other words, you're a purely ideological creature. Your identity is a taxonomic construct because it is nothing but a construct. Mike and black chad king are two totally unrelated entities although you try very hard to convince people they aren't.
That you try so hard to keep up appearances, be it about yourself or others speaks volumes about reality. The truth about a person doesn't require maintenance. Aspirational representations of a person do. You spend a lot of time trying to portray who and what you are, so chances are reality is the exact opposite.
This is a pointless post to make. Mike will read it but it will have absolutely no impact whatsoever because he lives in a world so full of images there is no room for reality.
Go ahead and respond with >assmad or >cuck. It's quite amusing. It's like watching emotionally stunted children argue. No matter what their only response will be insults or name calling because discourse is an arena they aren't fit to compete in.
>>28318177
fun fact: someone who takes r9k seriously is an autistic beta who gets no pussy :(
>>28318222
>tl;dr so much fucking paragraph about me
I deleted it because you made me realize it's a useless account. Some of these accounts I don't even know about cause I only used it once.
>>28317522
Do you have a job now?
>>28318273
>implying the profile is even serious
Do you have a job now? Oh, you're still a virgin NEET in your mothers basement? My bad :(
>>28318232
fun fact: copying my posting format out of spite, assuming I'm taking any part of this website seriously, and responding to every insult thrown at you which is why I posted shows you to be incredibly insecure, and ergo too proud of a shamelessly debunked alias to go out quietly and with dignity
just give up. stop. you remember what website you're on, right
>>28318253
No response? I thought you were a particularly intelligent individual? Are you glazing over my deconstruction, just as I said you would, because it's true?
>>28318177
Damnit I do that all the time my self esteem is in the shitter it's probably non existent. How else am I supposed to communicate though without using I?
>>28318309
>literally begging me to stop roasting his pathetic existence
LMAO
B-BLACK CHAD PLS MAN!!!1 IM JUST A BETA!!1
>>28318316
That paragraph reads schizophrenia all over it no one writes a paragraph about someone in that way or manner unless they have severe mental illness. I won't entertain it, no. Just feel sorry for you : ^ )
>>28318335
nobody gives a fuckk
>>28318335
I disagree, I'd say people with more than (some college) generally could write in a coherent way.
In any case, I previously stated you couldn't entertain it. It's just not possible. You have neither the intellectual capacity to do so nor the basis to argue upon.
I kinda feel sorry for you :^)
>>28318298
Sounds to me like you still don't have a job
:^)
>>28318335
everybody knows you're retarded but you. your reply just proved it by showing your reading comprehension is either not there, warped by narcissism, or this is a pathetic attempt at still coming out on top somehow
>>28318449
fuck off retard nobody cares
>>28318403
>implying I'm going to write like thi sis a fucking essay and I'm getting into Harvard
>mfw
>>28318408
>implying I don't have a job
>retard can't even read
>>28318449
>being this butthurt
>>28318565
nobody cares idiot
This guy is a total cunt. as soon as he comes onto me I can see him furiously alt tabbing straight onto ip grabbing thing while his eyes dart franticly as he tries to get mine before I DC.
cunt.
>>28318673
nobody cares dumbazz
It's really funny how Michael keeps using virgin as an insult despite admitting to never having sex before.
>>28318748
nobody cares but who the fuck is michael?
I love how he replies to every single post.
>>28318565
>Cant convey his message and won't give us a job
Stop chimping the fuck out. You're an obese virgin on the internet who's probably never been close to being in the same room as a nude woman. You're the only one who doesn't think this. Stop denying it.
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>>28319039
nobody cares dickheads
too low content, nobody gives a fuck
nobody king black crab
fuck nobody, he doesnt care either
I ate too many carbs, getting....
>>28319107
Can you just let us bait the fat autistic nigger?
>>28319134
hehe, this guy
nobody cares idiota
Its funny. The chick is ugly and the people she whores herself out to are even uglier.
>>28319157
>nobody cares
King cuck sure does
>idiota
I'm not spicanese. Stop trying to communicate in your shit language.
>>28319324
Hey easy there, I'm in on it too shh though
last thread he was in he kept spamming nobody cares, carb overdose? I'm low key clownin on his ass.
>>28317394
He's pretty into trap porn.
>>28318933
I made him so mad yesterday he stopped responding to mine
https://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/28267159/#28309825
Black chad you fat Albert looking mother fucker, won't be much longer until you get a heart-attack.
>>28317522
Making one of these would be a fun way to dox him. You might get a message from a girl he knows in real life.
I doubt it though.
>>28318335
>wants an intellectual woman
>is unintelligent
Wew lad
I'd love to see what you think those sort of conversations look like to you
>>28317875
Anyone know if this girl is a trap?
I need to know if I like traps now
>>28317522
Why did we waste time doxxing when we could be gotten it all here?
>>28317351
Thanks chocolate Hippopotamus!
GETCHUR REPLIES HERE! GETCHUR REPLIES! POST EVEN THE SLIGHTEST OF INSULTS TO "KING" BLACK "CHAD" AND YOU'LL GET ONE FREE (YOU)! THAT'S RIGHT! HE'S SO COOL HE'S WILLING TO RESPOND TO EVERYBODY WHO THREATENS HIS FRAGILE EGO!
>>28317351
Thank you Chocolate Hippopotamus!
>>28317522
Blackchad, will you fuck my white sissy boi pussy?
I didn't know you were 6'2''... do you have a bbc?
If so, hail to the king, baby
>>28318019
>Cleveland JR had a wife
>THIS IS HIS DEFENSE
>>28320457
he is 5'7"
>>28317968
>gets exposed for spreading cp
MAN TOTALLY KEKED EM GET FUCKED
>>28320538
i like how he says any girl who hasn't shown interest in him has downs even though he's the one with the round dopey face.
>>28320526
I've seen him standing up. He may not be 6'2 but he's at least 5'11, I'd guess 6 even.
Chad daddy you make my boipussy moist. I would let you fuck me, no homo, we could cuddle afterwards. :)
>>28320626
eh, im pretty sure he's admitted otherwise before.
irrelevant either way, still a few inches shorter and 100 pounds heavier than me.
>king fat chad
>>28320669
That's good to know, he's not taller than me at least so I might could whoop his ass, I'm lighter too so I might be able to put in quicker work than him.
