I-I'm going to jail, /r9k/ j-jesus christ man, I can't make it in jail, I-I-I just cant
I will buy into your desperate cry for attention, why do you think you're going to jail, OP?
>>28293272
>not posting why in the OP
nice bait semnpe
>>28293292
>>28293296
A-alright man look, tl;dr a long time ago I got kicked out of my parents house and I needed to make quick cash to get myself a new place. Now what's the best way to get quick cash? Drugs. Essentially I became a stupid fucking junkie dumbass who sold weed and sometimes acid in my neighborhood, anyway cops got the details and now they're gonna piss test me tomorrow.
I'm fucking shivering, I smoke everyday, t-this is it, I know it man, fucking hell I wanna vomit
>>28293272
If I ever have to go to jail, I'd make them put me in segregation.
>dark room
>alone
>only forced to go outside 1 hour a day
Seems pretty nice. I hope there are quiet times, so I can meditate in peace.
>>28293383
Where do you live that consumption of drugs is illegal? Afaik here it's only illegal to possess or sale it
>>28293383
What are you on probation already? There's no way they can legally make you take a piss test like that.
>>28293383
What country are you in? They can't just make you pull down your pants and piss for them.
>>28293383
> "junkie"
> weed and acid
Pretend You are a fucking psychopath or something. Maybe You will end up in mental hospital.
>>28293424
Le United States of America, I-I wish this was Amsterdam
>>28293427
>>28293463
I-I'm serious, man, t-they said they had "probable cause" and that "if I'm innocent I've got nothing to worry about"
>>28293533
I-isn't that worse?
I'll admit the only stuff I know about mental asylums is from TV, but from that I've gathered that the patients are treated like shit
>>28293555
>"probable cause" and that "if I'm innocent I've got nothing to worry about"
Get a lawyer, this is extortion. They are trying to trick you.
Yeah that's not how it works dumbass
>>28293383
>and now they're gonna piss test me tomorrow.
Bait.
>weed and acid junkie
mlao
>>28293591
I wasn't there but I think it's better option than being in prison.
>>28293591
Try to kill yourself and get stuck in a hospital's psychiatric unit. coming from a vet of those, they're pretty great.
Also, get a lawyer, they can't make you take a piss test. Refuse. Don't be a bitch OP, they can't do shit.
>>28293555
>Le United States of America
I'm calling bullshit on this. It's not illegal to have drugs in your system. Can they hit you for possession, distribution, or production? - Yes. Can they make you do a piss test (Unless you're on probation) - NO.
Inject some piss through dick.Not even kidding.Piss first thing tomorrow,find some good piss and inject it through your dick hole.I mean id you're that desperate
>>28293593
Y-you sure?
W-what if they think I'm hiding something, man? W-what do I do if they call me out?
>>28293597
Look man, a-all I know about the world is from TV, t-the most I can concur on my own is that people wear shoes on their feet and that the government is in charge
>>28293629
Man I wish this was fucking bait, I seriously wanna throw up, Jesus Christ it's so fucking cold in here, man I-i just wanna lie down, I don't want this man, I don't want this
>>28293661
S-shut up man, I-i don't even do the shit, I mean I smoke weed, but like yknow, it's weed man
>>28293664
>>28293668
Hhhh, man, I-I'm scared man, I'm scared
>>28293555
You've been had lad
this is the most retarded thread imaginable. police cant test your urine unless you are on probation or parole.
you're either a terrible liar or a super stupid person.
>>28293672
>>28293703
>>28293727
M-man I'm serious, l-look if I'm allowed, tommorow when I go to the place I'll try and snap a picture, I-is that what you guys want?
>>28293679
W-what?
>>28293691
XD le weed junkee so lazy
>>28293727
Or he's underage. His f-fake a-ass st-tuttering makes me think he's pretty normie tier.
>>28293746
okay autismo here's you and your internet stutters last (You)
Posting text with a stutter had got to be the stupidest fucking thing I have ever seen. Kill yourself you lying faggot, attention seek with a more interesting post next time
>>28293746
Holy shit, your stuttering is annoying as hell
>>28293272
Run Robot run.. Live life on boxcars and see the world.
>>28293767
>>28293796
>>28293803
I-I can drop the stuttering if that's better, I just, I just like typing what I'm saying in real life, yknow?
If I repeat something out loud, I type it twice
>>28293779
What? Look man I'm serious, I didn't even want this whole thread, I just wanted to get it off my chest and maybe get a chuckle from the replies or something
>>28293829
Are you fucking roleplaying on 4chan?
Nigger, I don't care how minor it is.
Roleplay is roleplay you flabby sack of mobile cancer.
OP you fucking retard no matter how scared someone is t-they dont s-stammer when they type.
4/10 i replied
stop being a faggot. i just got out of jail and it was ezpz. cops can't send you to jail for pissing dirty if they have no evidence of another crime. the results don't matter; they're either just using the test as a pretense to haul you in or it's a scare tactic. or you're lying. probably lying.
>>28293272
Holy shit i hope you fucking die in jail you weak ass, stuttering price of shit bait poster. Go fuck yourself.
>>28293691
holy fuck man cool it with the stuttering jeez
>>28293851
>>28293852
>>28293860
>>28293880
Okay look man, tomorrow I'll take the picture, then I'll post it.
I don't want any of this, but I don't wanna go to jail being called a faggot either
>>28293906
Doesn't matter, in jail they'll make you a faggot
>assliketheendofablowhorn.png
>>28293906
Then stop acting like a faggot you dumb idiot.
>B-B-But muh typing what i say
Fucking please. It's your fault for being a dumbass and not getting a normal job or neetbux. This is all on you.
>>28293383
Shouldn't have broken the law then, degenerate
>>28293851
Don't hate on roleplaying mate
