Found this chart in another thread, what do you reckon robots, which one fits you?
I'd say I'm halfway between Cerebrotonic and Mouse.
>>28280454
If you aren't a virgin(not counting escorts) you can't be a robot
>>28280454
Cerebrotonic without the positives
>>28280454
Literally sloth
>live primarily through escapist retreats
>NEET
>didn't give up on the external, but reaching that point, shitty hygiene and gross body
>mess of a basement dwelling
>overeat
>don't piss in a jug
>supported by worried father
>master of animu, love mmos and tcgs though
>pricia a best waifu
>sleep 15 hours a day
>don't have alarm clock
>kraft is my main source of sustinance
>religious, so probably considered imaginary friends
>>28280524
there are no positives to any of the robots, normie detected
This list is shit. It simply doesn't have enough variety. /r9k/ needs a better one with far more robot types.
>>28280559
instead of bitching about how a list of 6 different characteristics of autists doesn't fit you, why don't you add more you retarded faggot?
>>28280559
It's an old list before normies like you invaded. We used to be unified by our core values and identity. Now we have a bunch of speshul snowflakes like you who needs a category to define themselves with.
>>28280454
Between cerebrotronic and cyborg somewhere.
>>28280559
So make one then you lazy cunt
it's kinda confronting how well i relate to the mouse archetype
50/50 mouse and wageslave. I meet every single criteria for both. It's kind of sad how accurate it is. Anyone else?
>>28280504
>Tfw non virgins and failed normies are now the majority on this board
BUILD THE WALL
>>28280454
I'm a failed abortion of Cerebrotonic and Super Autist.
The wageslave with The mouse tendencies... and looks of elephant man.
>>28280454
I know everyone is going to say they are misunderstood geniuses, but be real with yourselves. Being in Uni doesn't make you smart, it just puts off the rest of your life a bit longer so you can remain a child.
Mouse here, I can't buy a hamburger without fucking up.
former histrionic (it was pretty bad) and current sloth/super autist here. i've stopped taking care of myself and it almost feels good at this point to just let go of everything, including basic hygiene and human routine. feel like i may become a new cryptid story if this continues but i don't know how to turn back and i don't think it's even possible at this point
>>28280924
im more of a mouse in public tho for sure. mfw this thread has opened my eyes to how much i have changed for the worse. fuck you op
I'm the Wannabe. Ex-robot, but I turned my life around.
THERE IS HOPE IF YOU ARE UNDER 25, do NOT give up now unless you are eggman
>>28280990
NORMIE GET OUT!!!!!
Original reeeee
If you hope to be a normie you should just fucking an hero right now
Cerebrotonic, or at least I think.
>>28280454
I'm a mouse. I wish I wasn't so filled with fear all the time but whatever, it is what it is.
>tfw anorexic sleepy sloth
>>28280454
Sloth
>NEET
>Obese
>Lives in the basement
>Piss in a jug
>Ex-OSRS player - lvl 122
>Sleeping schedule changes monthly. Stable for now.
>Has not had a face to face conversation with a human being in almost 2 years after graduating highschool - 4 years for women. Excluding family of course, which is almost never.
>Deludes myself thinking I can become Batman
Elephant man
>Sent a girl a face picture on snapchat - almost instantly deleted/blocked
>Did develop a 'funny guy' persona back when I was in highschool.
>Receptionist from a doctor's clinic smiled at me once and it was the best feeling even after getting some bad news from the doctor kek
>Had an altercation with a nignog almost 9 months ago and I still think about how I would beat his face in which would result in me getting possibly shot
>Kissless Hugless Handheldless Virgin
>Craves physicial contact from a female but at the same time really fucking hate females
>>28281506
are you into traps :3
>>28281536
y-yesORIGINAL COASJCOJSADASDWASD
>>28280454
Elephant man.
I hate living but am too cowardly to kill myself.
>>28280454
Cyborg.
Crucify me.
>>28280454
Cerebrotonic master race here.
>>28281670
>unironically using the term "master race"
>>28281722
What's up, super-autist?
It hurts to see every single one of the mouse characteristics apply, fuck me. I just want to be normal and talk to people I never met without sperging out and embarrassing myself.
I'm Alpha Kongo Warlord Mumbaze II
tfw shooting beta social outcasts from my pick-up truck who are too autistic to climb the social ladder like me
Timid bitch niggas with no social skillssome of us are outcasts by choice, because our environment is not worth adapting to
>>28280454
>Found this chart in another thread
Welcome to /r9k/
Sloth here.
Cerebrotonics are a fucking meme, and are not actual robots, just quirky normies.
Probably the Cyborg.
>>28281774
I'm a mouse actually. Now get out Cerebronormie!
>>28280454
Cerebrotonic outside of going to college or working hard like a good goy.
>>28280454
I am definitely a cyborg
>>28280454
Mouse, maybe a tiny bit of sloth
>>28282574
>"Im smart but lazy"
kek
>>28280454
Definitely the cyborg. Somewhere between ful fledged normie-Dom and NEET-life
Yeah I'm definitely Le Frog Memes
You all may be a bunch of pathetic virgins, but you do write some nice greentext stories. Gets me like 1000+ karma every time
Mouse 4 life. Once a mouse always a mouse.
Can I get an amen?!
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>>28284049
Fucking Mice and Sloths just jelly of our Cerebral swagNo but really everything on the Cerebrotonic list matches me, it makes me want to kill myself.
