>tfw you're not strong enough to princess carry a girl
>>28218513
>first and only gf
>made me carry her home from school
>usually piggyback
>her house was right at the top of the hill as it leveled off
>had to then carry her up the fucking stair case to her bedroom and put her on her bed and put away her bookbag, take off her shoes, and make her snack
>one day she makes me princess carry her
>arms too feeble
>drop her on the walk up the hill
>stops asking me to carry her at all
>tfw you're strong enough to hold your bf up while you make love to his bp
I'm a 5' flat and 105 pound 24 year old. I REALLY doubt anyone would ever look at me and expect me to carry them. Hell more often than not I get picked up by drunk chicks at the bar, simply because I'm tiny enough for them to pick me up.
>>28218751
t-tell me more please
5'10" 120 lb skele here. My defining feature in HS was my spaghetti arms. I have trouble with 10 pound dumbbells
>>28218787
He's a man you fucking disgusting faggot.
>tfw you are strong enough
>tfw girls always scream and struggle when you do it
This is the single reason why I hate having noodle arms.But then I remember I will never carry a girl so it doesn't matter
>get princess carried by a chad friend
>feel so safe
it was good.
>You will never get princess carried into the bedroom by your loving BF
>>28219991
>asked to tutor a chad back in high school so he could stay on our hockey team
>he's probably 3 times my size between the height difference and the weight difference
>he's so happy with his grades when we get them that he princess carries me through the hallway
I was torn between enjoying it and panicking. It was nice, I guess.
>>28220188
Weren't you humiliated to be carried around like a girl?
>>28220250
>like a girl
I don't even have to say it, so I'm not going to.
>>28220282
checkmated tranny/faggot
>never gonna be with a qt I cant princess carry
I prefer boipuss anyway
>>28218513
im really fucking fat and i barely get out of bed and i can carry my sister fine
>tfw strong enough to lift your qt 3.14 in your big strong masculine arms
>tfw not a fucking beta
>>28220445
dakis are pretty light tho
>>28220455
topbants, thoroughly rekt
>>28218513
>>28218751
>tfw no gf strong enough to carry me around
>you will never be a qt princess
>tfw all this strength is useless when no gf to carry around the house
>>28218513
what is princess carry?
image pls
>>28220948
why are most of the results deviantart crap
>>28218513
>tfw princess carrying my gf to bed
>tfw sometimes teasing her by lifting her up over my shoulder and spinning around when she goes in for a hug because I know she hates the sensation of spinning
>tfw kissing her while standing and picking her up so that I can either take her over to a wall to pin her against it or taking her over to a chair so she can ride me
I always thought it must suck for really skinny guys that don't have to strength to do that stuff. Everyone should experience this feel.
>>28221249
Get the fuck normalchad
I fucking hate you so much
>>28221278
Don't be mean to Chad anon, gtfo
>>28220758
>from another dimension
>>28221278
Relax dude I don't look like a Chad at all, I'm 5'6" like 210, so I'm basically a fatass with average strength. I mean my girlfriend is really good looking but I'm technically still a virgin like most people here.
>>28221278
please be nice to others even if you don't like them. if you can't do that then please ignore them.
>>28221329
Fuck off fat fuck
Hope you and your gf die in a fire
>>28221329
are you saving it for marriage?
>>28221344
Hey man just take it as motivation that if I can do it, you can too. Hang in there bud!
>>28221145
because it's a teenage female autist dream to be princess carried
>>28221378
Go have a heart attack faggot
>>28221374
No, we've tried but with both of us being virgins we discovered she had trouble with it. We think she has vaginismus which is basically something caused by psychological factors that causes women to automatically tense up whenever penetration is about to happen. So every time we've tried she's basically tapped out from the pain. She also has low pain tolerance that doesn't help.
>>28218804
So fucking eat big to get big brah, what's the issue.
>strong enough to lift any girl under 120 pounds above my head and carry them like that.
>mfw far too beta to ever make physical contact with a girl
>>28221278
This is a chad board now loser, or didn't you notice how all the threads are like 'What's your favourite place you ever had a threesome?'
>>28221401
i wish i had a teenage female autist gf
