Anyone here /grannypr0n/
>>28214361
That's more disgusting than snuff to be quite honest senpai.
>>28214361
when i was a very little kid i remember trying to grope my ugly and huge grandmother once but i realized what i am doing and felt really stupid and embarrassed i think it might have something to do with the fact that i slept with my parents on one bed until my teen years because the small commie apartment was overcrowded
i remember once while i left in another apartment alone a woman that i assume was between 50-60 and did an interview with me about some political shit, i only let her in because i thought she was cute, she sat near me and i watched her like i wanted to fuck her, i was hoping she would make a move but she didn't, if she did i was going to fuck all her holes for hours
>>28214361
>tfw no granny gf to prepare you a nice dinner and then such all the cummy from your dicky dick so you can sleep well
>>28214361
>Likes loli
>Likes grannies
>Nothing inbetween
What's wrong with me?
>>28215034
i like those and all the women inbetween, as well as traps, shemales and some twinks
is there anything wrong with me?
>>28214361
I fucked a grandmother, does that count?
>>28215064
greentext it breh
>>28215050
No, apart from the trap shit. You just aren't fussy.
>>28215064
How old though? How old were you? Greentext anon.
>>28215071
I suck at green texting. Basically she was one of my mom's old friends from high school. We "dated" for a couple years starting when I was a senior in high school. Her daughter was in her mid 20s at the time. Obviously we didn't get along. She (the gmilf) definitely had an incest fetish. Always had me calling her mommy during sex and such.
Damn I miss that sometimes.
Lolifags I get but grannyfags should be shot on sight. You faggots are broken.
>>28215089
She was 55-57, I was 17-19 during our "relationship".
>>28215136
>a literal pedophile calling others broken
fukin lmao m8 you know most countries would forcefully sterilize you, right?
i would be given a medal for making someone's granny feel loved
>>28215034
>young girl defenseless
>old lady defenseless
You're so beta that anything in between is too intimidating?
>>28214361
I got a gumjob from two old women before. Shit was cache.
>>28215223
It's not that i like submission as such anon, i like the idea of, well, kindness maybe? Complicity perhaps? I'm 40, women my age make me sick.
I literally just get young looking petite hookers 18-21 or hit on old drunken grannies.
Fells bad man, if i'm honest. Life could be so much easier.
Shall we post best grannies?
let's post best grannies!
Also, what age counts as granny? 60+? Does a 45yr old count if an actual grandma?
>>28215302
>kindness
>submission
A very fine line. Like I said:
>you don't want to be intimidated
>being a robot
It just makes since.
>>28215872
No, not really, Wasn't always a robot, that kicked in at 30ish.
Have always liked loli for the innocence, but obviously that shit is wrong so fuck it. Nothing in the world as beautiful as a 11yo. It is purely an aesthetic thing. They are just so cute.
Grannies? Fuck knows why. They are always nice about fucking, no stress, and up for most stuff i find. Was raised by my granny so maybe oedipal?
Single women my age are either sluts or desperate for their third marriage (will work this time!). Fuck em.
>Also you are a tripfag called vaginaisevil. Your views are doubly irrelevant really.
http://www.xvideos.com/video378453/diane_diamonds_and_folks
one of my first faps
>>28216182
>my having a trip has anything to do with it
You are dellusional just so you know, unless that was a joke. If granny is easy and up for anything then she sounds like a slut too, at least at heart, for not likely getting dick much.
>11
legit paydo on /r9k/ wew.
>>28216254
http://xhamster.com/movies/495332/ancient_hairy_granny_in_stockings_suck_and_fuck_again.html
Lets do this properly...
>>28216325
Having a trip here, unless needed for a thread, is pathetic mate. Accept it. If i had noticed first time i wouldn't have even answered.
Yep, 11ish is my area for loli. But am not really a pedo as i have no interest in having sex with underage girls or cp. I just think that age is the prettiest for a girl, downhill all the way after that. I'm not the only one either.
>>28216406
>attracted to children
>not a pedo unless goes through with the sex
Lad wew. And I'm a trip just because this place sucks and a couple days ago the Doj thing made a small revolt:
>once we are all trips, none of us will be
I figure this place is too repeditive, and needs to change. I'd leave if there was a place with enough traffic that didn't censor you to death. It's a pathetic attempt to change the board culture though. And I think that most guys are most attracted to a girl once she looks as tall as an adult should: mid teens through like 20. But of course you're not the only one, pedo is probably more common than homo.
But yeah, this place isn't magic just because of the anonyfags (anymore).
>>28216524
Again, you misunderstand. At no point have i stated a sexual attraction to children, a desire to sleep with them or view child porn. Quite the opposite in fact. I said it is an aesthetic thing, i find young girls to be the prettiest. Don't mistake me for a kiddy fiddler on that basis alone mate. There is a difference.
And yes this board gets worse, but it is still better than the rest, just about. Instead of tripfagging, which solves nothing at all, people should simply contribute more. Talk more. Stop being racist/sexist just because it is the internet.
This board constantly bemoans the fact that nothing changes, then complains about newfags.
They complain it is homogeneous, then push away anyone who isn't a white kv. What do they expect?
>>28216747
>it's wrong to like innocence
>even though not sexually attracted
Your logic seems inconsistent to me. And no, being a bit of a jackass on here is what makes this place special, it's not like you can deliberatly fix it. I'm the type of person that'd want Trump to get in just to shake things out of a rut, if you see how doing what the board hates would create a new path. For instance, all trips could be dissallowed if everyone were to be one. Whatever though.
The problem I have with most granny porn is the horrible dialogue. It often sounds nothing like a grandmother would speak.
So, my personal fetish is to watch Granny Porn, write down every line of dialogue then alter it to sound like a granny said it. Pic related is an example. I can only masturbate pretending the new dialogue is the actual.
http://xhamster.com/movies/5068370/skinny_granny_lisa_again.html
this is the video in ques, btw.
>>28217243
That's actually... a little bit amazing.
Have you considered going on fiver or something and getting someone to say the lines then dubbing it in?
You should.
Then post it.
Be the hero we deserve anon.
I want to fuck my grandmother desu
>>28217574
Just wait for the Alzheimers and then it's party time senpai.
>>28217243
fucking original kekkle
>>28217243
>young man
