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tea and toast edition
Morning chaps, ready for another day of self loathing and general butthurt?
>inject 12U of novorapid
>eat 2 rolled breads which are about 3-4 carb units
>2 hours later glucose levels are at 320mg/dl
But it's no fucking wonder considering what a fat piece of shit I am, I mean I weight a whole fucking 75kg at 204cm bodylength. Fucking retarded eunuchidal piece of shit body
At this amounts, injecting more insulin wont even do shit anymore because the body will just need longer for the uptake. So all I can do is fucking starve myself to death, which I already am now, since I'm steadily losing weight
Off to the gym soon lads. Post the waifus for self-improvement.
Eating a Lidl croissant in subway having one of their coffees. Who /mischief/ here!
>>28137531
Day 2 of quasi-NEETdom
>>28137594
I'm boycotting my local subway as they tried to limit the amount of jalapenos I could have in my sandwich.
>>28137531
Had a Doctor's appointment this morning desu. Just a blood test and also an electrocardiogram. Have to go back again next week. Did not like taking my top off at all desu~
>>28137839
You can take your top off for me any time
>>28137531
>tfw you've been ignoring the feels for a few days and then they all hit you again
>>28137839
I have to see my psychiatrist and therapist in a few days. I haven't been keeping up with my daily activity log like my doctor asked me to.
Whats everyone...
>Having for breakfast?
>Doing today?
Have a lovely day
>>28137001
Hey lads.
Listening to nme top 50 darkest albums on spotify. Gonna shower and sort my clothes.
>tfw i have piles of washed clothes that have needed to be put away for almost 2 mobths and it keeps adding up.
>>28137890
>sausage on toast
>watching porn drinking tea watching films and playing games might get a shower at some point
>>28137890
>Having for breakfast?
Nothing
>Doing today?
Yuuutsu
>>28137531
I havent been to the gym in almoat 2 months.
>tfw people at work are asking if everything is okay and that if im sad its okay to talk about it.
First exam this afternoon, think I'm fucked.
>>28137850
>You can take your top off for me any time
I do not have the confidence for such a thing, anonyou can take yours off though~
>>28137882
Just do what you can senpai, hope things go well for you~
>>28137890
>Having for breakfast?
Nothing desu senpai
>Doing today?
Watching anime and ignoring responsibilties
>>28137938
I'm going to lie when he asks if I've had any outbursts. I got angry and punched a few holes in the wall. I'm hoping my hand looks better by friday.
You know what I despise about this country above all else?
Litter.
We live like fucking animals. Every city or town I go to there is litter everywhere. Some villages are an exception but most places are just like New Delhi
>>28138016
Move to Kyoto, they mandate people pick up litter once a month in lieu of their equivalent of council tax
>>28138016
I want to eat her asshole GODDAMNIT
>>28137938
>you can take yours off though~
i-is that an invitation?
>>28137890
>Coco pops and black coffee
>Nothing, i have to speak to an HR woman at 4:00 about a contract for a job that i'll probablly reject.
>>28138016
>go to cinema
>buy coke and pop corn
>take empty cup and box with me when i leave and put it in the bin at the door.
>walk past row upon row of cups and boxes just left on the floor.
>go to maccas
>wrappers everywhere.
>witness people parked next to bins drop their litter out the window.
>go to clothing store
>walk past womens section
>clothes all over the floor
>mens section
>everything on racks, usually in order of size
I think we know who the animals are.
>tfw no Anzu gf
WAKE ME FROM THIS NIGHTMARE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxvKWmw_rVw
>>28137890
Bran flakes and a cereal bar.
Doing a passport photo and reading some comics.
What about you anon?
>>28138116
>All those red flags
Y anon?
>>28137001
tfw the most stable thing in your life is some faggot who post britbong "feel street" seemingly wallpapers every day
>>28138101
>black coffee
nah, not a fan
>tfw washed my hair
>>28138150
Because there's something weirdly alluring about her.
Like a fly crawling into a venus flytrap. Certain death awaits but the fly is drawn to it anyway.
>>28138116
She looks so much uglier in motion.
>>28137001
someone really should make another image for britfeel or whatever
>>28138206
I like how puffy her cheeks are, you can't tell me you don't want to just give them a squeeze famdam
Why is the train so fucking expensive? It costs 10 pounds to travel for about 30 minutes.
>>28138242
Because instead of subsidising infrastructure, we pay for immigrants to come here and claim benefits.
All you niggas wanna be like me
K I N motherfucking G
>>28138242
Gonna be doing a regular commute into London later this year. Dreading how much it's gonna cost me in train fairs.
>>28138116
You must be 18 or older to post here.
>>28138308
I will fucking smack you about anywhere at any time. Give me your phone number.
>>28137890
>Porridge + Banana
>Revising Quantum Mechanics for my exam on friday
Thanks anon
>>28138242
If you book far enough in advance it's way cheaper
I got a train from Birmingham to Glasgow for about 12 quid a few months ago, slammin
Keep finding mistakes in me dissertation. I can almost hear my marks dropping with every one.
It's my birthday today lads, I'm feeling cheerful
>>28138404
Happy Birthday to you lad.
>>28138404
Happy birthday pal, how old are you
>>28138404
have a good birthday, dude
House inspection in an hour lads, tidied teh bedrooms and living room, sink is full of dirty dishes but pilled the sink with water so it looks like I'm in the middle of doing them.
Due to having a cold and also living amongst the aroma, I have no idea if my bedroom still smells like smoke, guess I'll find out soon enough.
>>28138596
get some oust
stop being dirty
>>28138863
got a plug in air freshener thing outside my room and used most of a bottle of febreeze around the house this morning and it seems to have worked, inspection complete, no tellings off for anything at all.
>>28138596
guarantee it still fucking stinks like ciggies
theres is not way to get the smell out fully if you have been smoking in there for months
if the inspectors a non smoker they will be even more sensitive to it
enjoy losing your bond
I have no idea where I'm supposed to go in Irithyll Dungeon. There's a sleeping giant at the bottom and everywhere else just leads me to running in circles.
>>28139041
get spooked senpai, spooky scary dungeon
>>28138149
Wanking and eating and then i MIGHT shower
>>28137924
Where the fuck do you work that people actually care about that type of thing?
>>28138404
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWJzA6c3bO0
>>28138596
just burn the fucker down
>>28139041
Have you found the bit where there are 2 gangs of those jailor enemies walking up and down?
>>28137924
Tell them to mind their own business.
Guys I need to buy a new pair of monitors.
I'm willing to spend up to 300 (three hundred) pounds sterling. I would appreciate some ideas.
>>28139015
got the council to pay my bond for me so idgaf
>>28139106
There's jailers all over the place. Not sure where you are referring too. I'm probably being a complete retard.
Going to have to look up a guide, really hate doing this for a first run through of dark souls 3 but I have no idea where to go.
>tfw I came so hard my ass muscles hurt whenever I move slightly
>>28139164
what you going to use it for? any resoultion in mind or size in mind?
>>28137890
>toast
>college but no one else is in my class
I think I will have a lovely day lad
>>28139209
something with a 1.6 ratio, probably 1680x1050
>>28138596
Useless piece of shit
>>28137890
>had 3 crumpets with butter and jam
>Working on practical report and studying for final year exams.
>>28139272
dont reply, he's looking for attention. hide post and move on
I prefer my scrambled eggs done in the microwave. Not even memeing.
Already 12pm, time goes by way too fast when you're neet.
>>28139433
Next thing you know, you'll be in your 30s
>tfw
>>28137001
Is there a way to have my desktop automatically update with these wallpapers?
It'd be fucking badass if someone could do that...
>>28139463
As long as I don't end up like pakipoo. Recording girls shitting, wanking while wearing female clothes and eating kebabs everyday.
>>28139484
What do you mean senpai? Like cycle through wallpapers or what?
>>28139505
I guess, like a program that will checks every hour to detect if OP or someone else uploaded a new feel street wallpaper and will download it and replace the current wallpaper :p
I'd say do it at startup, but my PC never turns off
>>28139542
>:p
wait the fuck are you doing
>>28139542
Just download thousands yourself and have them cycle desu
>>28139542
> that will checks every hour to detect if OP or someone else uploaded a new feel street wallpaper
The images don't change very often anyway. Once a month someone will cross off the month thing. Every now and again someone might add or change an element to it. Doesn't happen all that often.
>>28139542
It's possible to do that. I can see myself writing something like that, that checks for /britfeel/ threads and downloads the OP image, makes it a wallpaper, blah blah blah. But there's no point in doing that.
>>28139569
Oh shit if it weren't obvious I was a normie before it sure is now.
>tfw want to get into betting
>struggle to understand the odds and stuff.
I don't want to go to /bet/ cause I'd probably only get ignored and insulted. Just wanna enjoy some small bets.
Could anyone help me out? Don't plan on putting more than 5 quid on bets.
>>28139624
We're on to you now lad. Can't get past us super sleuths.
>>28139590
>>28139601
Oh okay, well thanks anyways.
>>28139624
I spam smileys and I'm not normie
>>28139629
Have you heard of google mate?
>>28139648
What's google?
cvxvxc
>>28139629
You never did fractions at school?
Multiply by the numerator, divide by the denominator, then add on your initial bet. That's how much you'd get back in total.
>>28139665
I did but it's been that long where I've actually needed to use fractions that I've lost all my maths skills.
>>28139629
If you can't get your head around betting odds, you're a lost cause. Even drunk chavs can understand them.
Poleaboo is awake and feeling alert and ready
Currently updating his list for when justice prevails
>>28139680
>Even drunk chavs can understand them.
Job interview at Tesco bank today lads... wish me luck
>>28139674
Well, now you know how to do them
Get betting
>>28139674
google how to do fractions and learn them again
gears of war 4 beta's pretty fun desu
>>28139732
Thanks mate. Appreciate your help.
Hope you have a good day. xxx
>>28139685
The great piss bottle war.
>>28139722
Good luck lad, you're destined for great things.
>>28139433
>le Grass is always greener on the other side pleb
>>28139748
Poleaboo kindly reminds you that urine is flammable
>>28139784
What senpai?
>tfw got a gf last night
How the fuck did this happen lads? I'm a neet too. Holy fuck, how do I not mess this up? What are common relationship mistakes? I really don't want to mess this up.
>>28139873
how did you acquire a gf?
>>28139793
Being NEET has nothing to do with time going by fast. Do you think it goes by slower when you're a wagecuck? Lol. Time goes by fast for you because you're a loser with no life.
>>28139685
Real Poleaboo is awake now
Had a shower, masturbated 4 times in the last 24 hours, a modern record
The last 2 in particular were extremely satisfying, buying this sissy gear has really rejuvenated me
Looking forward to the release of the new Hearthstone expansion in 12 hours perhaps
>>28139947
bullys pls go
>>28139947
I didn't mean it like that lad. I know working is shit too, I prefer being neet desu. I meant that time is going quicker because I'm not stuck doing something tedious and boring.
>>28139943
Don't reeeeee at me but I meat her online. We've been on a few dates but last night we made it official that we were bf/gf.Also had sex too for the first time last night.
I'm terrified of ruining it though. She's a really nice girl.
>>28140029
what she look like?
xxxx
>>28140057
Ginger and freckles. My weakness with women. Very slim, has abs. Makes me feel inadequate about my own body as I am skinny fat.
>>28139964
Time also goes by slower when you do new and fun shit all the time
>>28139629
They're really simple. Number on the right is how much you put in, number on the left is your returns if you win.
>>28140029
nice one lad
i'm happy for you
where'd you meet her online?
>>28140084
So if it was 29/20, I'd have to place a 20 quid bet for it to qualify?
Lads, give us a hand making a decision.
Do I want:
>Dark Souls 3
>Quantum Break
>The Witcher 3
>Battleborn
Do I want to uninstall:
>Gears of War 4 Beta
>Lego Avengers
>Fallout 4
>Need for Speed
>>28140142
Do you not understand how fractions work? You can bet as much as you like. If you were to bet 10 pounds on 29/20 odds you would win 24.50 if the bet was right.
>>28140193
I'm guessing this is xbone cus of the GoW4 and you can't just pirate?
>>28140193
>Witcher 3
>Fallout 4
idk about Avengers, but Lego Marvel Superheroes was one of my favourite games of the last few years, no joke
>>28140029
Fuck off normie. Your time here is over.
>>28140193
dark souls 3
need for speed and lego
>>28140193
Get Dank Souls 3 and uninstal all of that crap
is cast away actually worth watching or is just one and a half hours of tom hanks talking to a coconut?
never watched it desu
>>28140257
>lego avengers GoW4 Beta
>crap
>>28139947
>having a job is synonymous with "having a life"
Good little wagecuck
>>28140139
>where'd you meet her online?
Steam as fucked up as that sounds.
>>28140254
Sorry lad. I only wanted some pointers on what not to do so I don't ruin this and you lot are my only friends.
>>28140029
> She's a really nice girl.
I seriously doubt that. You're pussy blind at the moment.
>>28140231
Yeah, Xbox One
>>28140251
Lego Avengers is nowhere near as good desu. Is Witcher 3 as good as people say?
>>28140255
How angry will DS3 make me though?
>>28140257
>Dank
>>28140273
To be fair, GoW4 beta is a bit wank, and Lego Avengers isn't great.
>>28140282
>has a girlFRIEND
She's your only friend now. We literally want nothing to do with you.
>>28140290
We play video games together. It's nice.
>>28137531
akiyama
meee-oohh
>>28139783
Ach it'll do as a part time job until I can convince someone to hire me as a web dev or software dev.
Gets me away from the jobcentre.
>>28140299
>>28140254
Ignore these autists lad. Getting a gf won't make you a ultra normie chad instantly. Just like getting a job or getting into uni won't do the same either.
These fucks would have you stuck in your depression pit forever and end up like those sad fuckers on the new theroux documentary. You did good to get a gf lad, well done. Don't over think things like worrying about 'messing it up', go with the flow. She's with you and is fucking you because she likes you.
>>28140341
>Getting a gf won't make you a ultra normie chad instantly.
No one said it would. It makes him a normie though and incompatible with this thread.
You could do with fucking off as well tbqh
>>28140341
A girlfriend, or having lost your virginity, makes you normie.
We simply don't want him here.
>>28140354
>person here goes out improves himself
>fuck off you normie
Are you telling me you don't want a gf either? That if one came your way you'd say no as you are a 'true robot'?
>>28140370
wanting = normalfag
having = normie
>>28140341
Thanks senpai. That means a lot. I do overthink everything desu
>>28140142
Nah, the number on the right is just representative. Essentially, if the odds are 3/1, you will get 3x your money if you win; if they are 4/1 you will get 4x etc.
>>28140381
kek what the fuck are you babbling on about? Do you want everyone here to be stuck where they are forever?
>>28140385
You will fuck it up and come crawling back though, but don't think about it.
>>28140407
why post here once they've made it? they are no longer welcome, this is like the ghetto
>>28140428
Getting a gf isn't 'making it'. The guy posted he was a neet above. He's nowhere near having made it.
sure am glad we have thread police here to tell us when we aren't welcome anymore
>>28140441
a girlfriend is making it
if you have a girlfriend then you need to fuck off, it's that simple
normies are not welcome and a girlfriend is as normie as you can get
>>28140441
It literally is. Getting a girlfriend and still posting here is like hanging around a primary school when you're 18, it's weird.
it's fucking snowing
>>28140280
>quoting things I neither said nor implied
>actually implied the opposite of what you quoted
All the NEETdom is giving you Alzheimer's.
>>28140455
That's some really one dimensional thinking. Getting a gf is not the end goal of life, far from it. Would you leave if you got a gf then?
Snowing here lads wtf, on my birthday
Proof baby snow jesus loves me
Lads some of you get really upset that someone has something you don't. Is this a reason you will always be unhappy because your to scared to get it yourselves?
>>28140473
getting a girlfriend is the goal, it's the only goal
everything you've ever done is a build up towards children
and no, why would I continue to post here instead of talking or beign with her?
soft hail stones in wsm
>>28140508
Would you brag about being able to run to somebody in a wheelchair? We get enough of this shit in the real world, we don't need it here which is why we don't want people like you here.
Get fucked you spastic. Don't post here.
>>28139484
>>28139542
>badass
>:p
how old are you
>>28140513
>getting a girlfriend is the goal, it's the only goal
That's some serious pussy on a pedestal syndrome you have. That shit will mean you will never get gf because you see them as some divine almost impossible to get beings.
>>28140508
yes
that's why we spend all day here
got an interview for a mechanical engineering job later this week
they want to take my picture for a security pass thing, does this mean that I already pretty much have the job? or is it just a formality
>start up Hearthstone after not playing it for a few months
>decide to buy a pack for 100 gold
>get this
wew
e
w
>>28140527
That wasn't me. I'm >>28139873 I really didn't mean to derail the thread. I only wanted some advice as I know people with gfs post here too, like that desk guy and stuff.
>>28140534
it's basic human behaviour
anything you do or want is because, deep down in your psyche, you are attempting to attract a female
looking good, having a good job, high social status, wealth etc. it's all driven by the desire to get a woman
>>28140561
>looking good, having a good job, high social status, wealth etc. it's all driven by the desire to get a woman
Hang yourself if that's all you think life is.
>>28140527
Nobody is bragging about having a gf here m8y. He is asking for advice about a problem he has. But for some reason you think he is bragging about it.
>TAXI DRIVER JAILED FOR RAPE
A taxi driver, who raped his customer instead of taking her home, has been jailed.
Shapoor Ahmad Azimi picked up his then 22-year-old victim from outside Propaganda nightclub, in Broadway, Nottingham city centre, at around 4am on Sunday 18 October 2015.
But instead of driving her home, the 37-year-old took her to a street in Lenton and raped her on the back seat. He then left her to find her own way home.
She called police and Azimi, formerly of Chadwick Road in Bulwell, was arrested and charged.
Azimi faced two rape offences. Following a trial, he was found guilty of one count and not guilty of the other. On Monday 25 April 2016, at Nottingham Crown Court, he was sentenced to eight years imprisonment.
Detective Inspector Clare Dean said: "As a taxi driver Azimi is entrusted to get people to where they need to be in a timely, comfortable and above all safe manner. He failed on all counts in this case.
"We know he actively targeted this woman over other potential fares. He then exploited her vulnerability for his own sexual gratification and abandoned her in the dead of night. Her welfare was never his concern.
"But her welfare has been our number one concern and this conviction is a testament to her resilience throughout.
"I hope this sentence helps her move on from this terrible chapter in her life and face her bright future with confidence."
Pakipoos family at it again.
>>28140561
retard
occc
>>28140559
Well get fucked. When your relationship eventually collapses (it will) I hope you have nobody to turn to and that your only option is suicide.
We won't pity you, we won't even think about you. You have stabbed us in the back at the first sight of pussy.
>>28140556
Some places require id badges just to get in, so it might just be for that
>>28140588
like father like son
original comment blox
>>28140583
That literally is what life is though. Your body only cares about keeping you alive and passing on your genes, which requires a gf.
Everything else is superfluous.
>>28140583
>>28140593
are you two retarded? every living thing is driven by the same desire to reproduce, even more so than individual survival
EVERYTHING you do is because of your need to reproduce (ie get a girlfriend). everything.
>>28140596
>You have stabbed us in the back at the first sight of pussy.
Didn't you say the only goal in life is to get a gf you fucking retarded twat?
YOUVE GOT THE WORDS TO CHANGE A NATION BUT YOURE BITING YOUR TOUNGE
SPENT A LIFETIME STUCK IN SILENCE SCARED THAT YOULL SAY SOMETHING WRONG
>>28140596
Don't worry familia he will be miserable like you again soon but for now he will enjoy it.
>>28140620
That's why I suggested you should hang yourself. Life isn't worth living if that is your thinking.
>>28140621
I did not say that. There are at least three people here voicing their displeasure and your presence.
>tfw all you wanted to do was get some advice
I'm sorry lads. I won't talk about her again here.
>>28140661
Don't leave senpaisenpai.
>>28140661
Good. Make sure you remember that.
>>28140661
Fuck that mate. I want you to keep us updated. Fuck these autistic cunts, people like you should give hope to the rest of us, not be fucking shunned. Keep posting about her and I'll give advice to you whenever I can.
>>28140621
This isn't a 1 on 1 skype convo you mongoloid.
>>28140620
no, it's not
if the only reason you do anything is to appear attractive you're pretty pathetic lol
>>28140646
it's not "my thinking" it's literally a fact, your conscious thought doesn't realise that this is why you make the decisions you do
once you get a gf, you've made it, you are no longer permitted to post here
>>28140690
Okay then, so you are saying if a gf was possible for you, you would say no to 'not stab us in the back'?
>>28140708
GF is not possible for non-normies
What is so fucking difficult to understand about this?
>>28137531
Big Jun for a big day!
might even complete battlefleet today if i really try my best.
>>28140686
>>28140670
Thanks again lads. I love all of you even the rude ones.
>>28140699
you are unaware of why you do the things you do
you think you do it because "i enjoy doing it", why is the brain rewarding that action? because it puts you on the right track towards a partner
>>28140723
didnt even upload my picture lmao.
>>28140730
>you think you do it because "i enjoy doing it", why is the brain rewarding that action? because it puts you on the right track towards a partner
Playing video games for 6 hours a day really puts me on the right track for a partner?
>>28140661
Don't talk here period. There is an entire board >>>/adv/ where you can go for advice. If you want to brag about how normie you are, take it to >>>/soc/.
Anywhere but here basically, we don't want to hear it. It has NOTHING to do with this thread and is just you trying to show off. You're pathetic.
>>28140751
Better idea, take it to /brit/ on int with the rest of the normie shitstains if you want to talk to brits
>>28140746
understand what stimulus the brain receives and what it thinks is happening...
similar to masturbation, the brain doesn't understand the difference between real life and fantasy
if you want to actually learn about this and why you behave the way you do, please educate yourself by watching this lecture seris
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNnIGh9g6fA&list=PL848F2368C90DDC3D
>>28140751
Ignore this twat. Post here whenever you want for advice lad. We need people to for hope, these retards don't understand that staying in a depression pit only makes things worse.
>>28140720
Look outside, even the biggest mongoloids and mouth breathers can get gfs. Having a gf isn't the sign of being a normie.
I literally set my alarm for 10am as I have to wake up at 7am tomorrow and get shit done
got up at 1pm and not had breakfast yet
>>28140786
Being a mouth breathing mongoloid and normie are not mutually exclusive.
>>28140786
Those mouth breathers you see on JK etc. are normies.
It's very simple. We don't want people like him posting here.
>>28140792
>We don't want people like him posting here.
Good thing you aren't a mod then and there's nothing a little shitbag like you can actually do about it.
>>28140786
if they can function well enough to get a gf they are clearly normies
just take a look at the freaks on undateabales that make it
>tfw lost 5 straight games on Hearthstone
Cheer me up, rate Poleaboos outfit
>>28140809
>please post more so I have hope that I'll find a roastie whore for myself some day! I'll even give you my pathetic, beta cuck advice also!
Literally what is wrong with this thread. Fuck off
>>28140730
so you think i only enjoy sitting on my arse all day buying anime merch and playing starcraft because i subconsciously think it's going to make me look attractive to some random woman i've never met and don't care about?
ah yes pseudo psychology at it's finest
>>28140809
Intentionally posting inflammatory comments is against the rules. It is simple enough to report his comments about having a girlfriend to have his posts removed by the janitor, pending a ban inspection from the moderator.
So yes, there is plenty we can do to combat normies shitposting in our threads.
nice comfy thread today lads :^)
>'tfw no gf lads'
>'iktf feels lads'
>'wish i had a gf to cuddle lads'
>'really want someone to love lads'
>someone gets gf
>YOU NORMIE CUNT GET OUTTTTTTTT
>>28140831
Is that why desk lads gets to post pictures of this gfs arse and you cucks can't even have the posts removed?
>>28140821
Wear it to court / 10
>>28140836
>Hey look at this thing I have that you all want hahaha in your face
yeah mate, totally ok
>>28140855
>you all
only normies care
>>28140855
But I thought you didn't want a gf? Wanting one is stabbing everyone in the back is it not?
>>28140852
And where is he now? :^)
>>28140821
Looks really shit mate. Why so many fucking love hearts you nonce.
>>28140876
The first post of this very thread ;)
That ban worked out right ;)
>>28140875
you keep replying to different people, is it really that hard for you to follow a thread?
>>28140832
i will murder everybody itt for a third series
>>28140875
Having one and posting here is stabbing people in the back
Sensible people fuck off when they get one, or at the very least, never ever mention it. They certainly don't ask for fucking advice like some normie shitstain on a relationship subreddit.
>>28140879
It's feminine, regret the colour of the skirt I chose
>>28140898
Come back with a consensuses as to if wanting a gf is bad or not then.
>>28140895
>6 hours ago
Yeah, I guess it is ;^)
>>28140917
wanting gf is fine, natural
having gf is not ok here, once you get gf you must no longer post here
/britfeel/ is for british people who want a gf but cannot get one, so to have a pretender here who was only lacking confidence or something is a big betrayal of trust to us
>>28140922
Try three hours if you read the whole thread ;)
>Superhuman Show
>Bunch of fucking cripples
Literally the opposite of Superhuman
>>28140947
And who made that fucking rule then? Fuck off to wizardchan where that's an actual rule then.
>>28140952
Every post is a guaranteed 15 minute mute.
He'll get the hint soon.
>>28140900
>itt
way to make it personal brother
>>28140966
>Fuck off to wizardchan
Oh, it's you again
Why don't you just fuck off. Clearly no one likes you. Even fucking Pakiboo is more tolerable
I only wanted some advice senpaitachi. I didn't mean to stir everyone up or anything. I really wasn't showing off, I have nothing to show off about.
>>28140947
Poleaboo approves this rule
>>28140980
Little less inclined to offer my support now
>>28140983
Yet you continue to post
>>28140995
Can I post if I never mention her again?
>>28140983
So you thought "Hmm I'll ask for advice off the guys who have never had girlfriends, I won't visit the board for advice or being social, and I won't visit the /brit/ thread where the normies post?"
Your post was deliberate bait. You came here to wind people up and well done it worked.
>>28140983
go to /brit/ on int then
even more normies there and you won't cause something like this
>>28140980
>Oh, it's you again
Who? This is the first time I've mentioned wizardchan here.
>>28141004
Don't be chased off you've got just as much right to say whatever you want. It's just a general discussion board, nothing more, the newfag robots just think this board has something to do with loneliness.
wew at home all unemployed and COMFY and feel like jeremy out of peep show because theres a builer around
>>28141012
>Hmm I'll ask for advice off the guys who have never had girlfriends
I'm sorry. I see people posting here asking about dating, about gay relationships, that desk guy, clubbing and drugs stuff. I figured there had to be a good number of people with relationship experience here. Also this is the only place I really post so I never really thought about asking in another thread.
>>28141064
The majority of which are bait posts and told to fuck off. Take a hint.
>>28141045
>I don't understand what /r9k/ is for
Take a look in the catalogue.
>>28140262
SHIT film, crack one out to a chick flick instead
What ever happened to the olsen twins?
>>28141078
Jun has made a personality out of it. Why does he get a free pass? Why can desk guy post all about his gf? Why can people openly talk about drugs, tinder and clubbing? I thought my post would have been okay with all that. I only thought i'd get 1-2 yous with some advice and everyone else would ignore.
>>28141105
the other sister took over
Shitty parents are making problems again
>>28141105
>>28141149
>tfw you realise they are now 29 (twenty-nine) years old
Where fuck does time go
>>28141128
only people who like junfag are his merry band of faggots. everyone else would like to see him hung from a tree
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3557559/What-80K-buys-world-househunters-pay-sprawling-French-farmhouse-luxury-four-bedroom-home-Thailand-London-s-cheapest-flat.html
lads why don't we buy a /britfeel/ mansion, imagine the possibilities
>>28141128
>>28141196
i have literally done nothing wrong, i don't bait and most of the things people don't seem to like are just friendly jokes and fun.
>>28141213
>80k
yeah i can put like 10p towards that
>>28141226
you're a normie ngl
you're only off my hook because k-on transcends telling normies to go away
>>28141213
Sure I'll set up the paypal account.
>>28141213
I can put in a fiver and can't afford any bills or upkeep.
>>28141213
80k isn't cheap for us lad. You're talking like we can put that together easily.
Find something cheaper.
Even if every poster in this thread put 1k in we wouldn't have enough.
>>28141266
a few years worth of JSA should pay it off between us
we could sell out some of the sissy anime posters for spare monies
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-36138203
NO MORE BONGS
>>28141105
>Left one: Plastic Surgery
>Right one: Dying from Lyme disease
>>28141342
You expect me to save my JSA money for a few years? Fuck no.
Anyone actually fall the Duolingo meme?
>Landlord getting pissed at me for struggling with rent.
>job gives me enough hours not to be able to claim unemployment or pay rent easily
>struggling to get another job
>finally get a trial shift for full time wageslave work yesterday
>landlord wants me to phone him later today
>stressed out familia
I'll ask him to use my deposit to pay this month's rent and explain the situation. But he's getting impatient with me, and I can see why,. I hope he doesn't kick me out
Fuck I might just up and become a travelling hobo
