I went to a party /r9k/. I decided to suck it up and brave a social event. It didn't go very well. Here's what transpired:
>cousin invites me to her friend's bday party
>I don't know anyone there but we're all in our early 20s
>Try to focus on not being autistic
>There's beer and pizza, I grab some and stand in the kitchen with rest of the party
>Various people introduce themselves to me (no way am I going to take initiative and introduce myself)
>4/10 horse lady approaches (imagine really skinny Jada Stevens with nose and lip rings)
>We small talk, I focus on eye contact and keeping conversation flowing
>It actually goes well, I mentally congratulate myself as she departs
>Continue to drink and eat pizza, quietly standing in the same spot for nearly an hour
>There are multiple times where I could have entered conversation, but I don't...
>>28112019
>horse lady returns to kitchen
>notices me standing there and giggles
>"You're still in the same spot! You haven't moved!"
>Invites me downstairs to a basement man cave they call the "dungeon"
>"Sure"
>There's a wrap around couch with two guys seated on it and a separate chair with a weed tapestry cover
>Sit in the chair so I don't have to be close to horse lady
>Weed paraphernalia litters the coffee table
>Guy asks if we wanna smoke a bowl
>"S-sure"
>Loads a bowl and hands me bong
>Take too big of a hit, cough a bunch and then pass it to my left
>Guy passes, other guy passes, then horse lady hits it (she's to my right)
>Think I fucked up the rotation because the other guys passed
>Take smaller hit, then pass it to horse lady this time
>She hits it then passes back to me
>holyshitthisbowlisjustmeandher
>Too awkward to decline so I finish the bowl with her
>Get way too fucking high
>>28112019
Well at the very least you got free food and beer.
Small steps, I guess.
>>28112048
>So I'm stoned out of my mind with a few strangers in the "dungeon"
>No idea how to initiate conversation so I just sit there
>Horse lady looks at her phone
>Guys start talking about Star Wars, discussing Jar Jar being a Sith Lord and if Padme was fucking Obi-Wan on the side
>No comments from me, can barely formulate thoughts
>Awkward silence
>Horse lady looks at me, comments on the weed tapestry I'm sitting on
>I agree by muttering "Y-yeah..."
>Break eye contact since I have nothing more to say
>More silence
>Other party people come downstairs and sit on the couch
>Everyone but me and horse lady are mingling
>I know that I should strike up a convo with her but I just can't do it
>Exchange weird glances instead
WHAT HAPPENED WITH HORSE FACE
>>28112070
>Some other guy sits next to horse lady and starts chatting her up
>He asks about me and some other people he's never met
>She tells him everyone's name, including mine
>She introduces him to me
>He then points at people as he recites their names, ending on me
>I try to do the same and point at him as I say his name, then point at horse lady but draw a blank
>Just stare at her with my finger pointing
>She looks at me like "Really?"
>I look away in shame, not even apologizing or asking for her name again
>She excuses herself to the restroom, and pats me on the shoulder as she leaves
>End me
>>28112197
that's it?
fuck you
>>28112197
these girls are fucking beat man
>>28112197
well that was interesting
are you trying to bang this ugly bitch or what
otherwise forget this ever happened and move on
but knowing that you're probably a beta male degenerate loser neet, this event will circulate over and over in your mind every night for the next week or 2.
:)
>>28112197
>Continue to sit in silence as people mingle around me
>Guys put on Call of Duty
>A guy who I recognize from one of my cousin's parties asks which game this is
>"Black Ops 3"
>"Aw, they added more blacks?" the guy complains
>I laugh, but I'm the only one laughing
>"That joke was for you, anon"
>Realize he's referencing the last time I saw him when I was really drunk and just yelling "NIGGERS!" to everyone I met
>Get really embarrassed and feel weird for laughing at the joke
>More people come and go, mingling intensifies
>I still sit in silence, too high to do anything
>>28112348
NEET racists are the worst
>>28112348
>Someone ripped major ass
>Entire basement smells like shit
>People head upstairs
>I remain seated and stay downstairs
>Only other people are the two guys playing CoD
>Wonder if they think I did it
>Don't say anything, just keep sitting there
>They light some candles and open a window
>After a while people come back down
>Avoid eye contact with people since they might think I'm the one who farted
Is this leading anywhere? I wanna go to sleep
>>28112546
Which one is the one that chatted you up, left or right? If left you fucked up, if right then it's fine
>>28112546
>Cousin comes to get me
>"Anon you're in the same spot! You haven't moved!"
>Don't say anything, just stand up
>Horse lady says goodbye and goes in for a hug
>I go in for a hug too, but then realize she's looking past me and trying to hug my cousin
>Quickly abort the hug and move out of the way
>They giggle at me
>Cousin says goodbye to everyone, I follow her out
>People start shouting as I leave "Nice meeting you new guy!"
>One person sarcastically says "Yeah nice talking with you!"
>People laugh
>Don't even turn my head to acknowledge the comments
>Walk out
That's it.
You seriously cant chill with normies.
meet better people, and you will see parties can actually be fun.
>>28112712
>People still aknowledge your existence
This is just the beggining of the struggle, son.
>>28112712
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
FUCKING NORMIES
YOUR COUSIN IS A FUCKING SLUT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>28112019
>I decided to suck it up and brave a social event
>A guy who I recognize from one of my cousin's parties
hmm
>>28112712
>>One person sarcastically says "Yeah nice talking with you!"
Classic normie line
how fucked up do they have to be to recognize you're floundering and then make it worse? or maybe they're just so ignorant of autism that they don't even recognize this activity as autism. they think you're being aloof.
>>28113114
Im pretty sure they do it (consciously or not) to belittle you even more and make themselves look better in comparison. Classic animal behavior.
>>28113114
>>28113267
No. You're both just retarded.
>>28112348
>Realize he's referencing the last time I saw him when I was really drunk and just yelling "NIGGERS!" to everyone I met
I kekd
>>28112348
>"Aw, they added more blacks?" the guy complains
>I laugh, but I'm the only one laughing
>"That joke was for you, anon"
That guy sounds like a bro, you should hang out with him more.
>>28113114
To them, OP probably looked like he didn't want to be there and had an angry scowl on his face. When he left they most likely joked about how creepy he was, how he kills cats, starts fires and wets the bed.
>>28112197
>Just stare at her with my finger pointing
>She looks at me like "Really?"
Bitch got destroyed.
