Anyone wanna tell stories about ridiculous relationships?
>be me
>high school
>5'9" beta
>be a huge flirt throughout 4 years, well-liked, but too beta to seal the deal with any girls and thus thought a gay
>junior year, girl transfers in from one of the incest states
>shortstack, pure anglo, big tits, blonde hair, and blue eyes
>become friends
>flirt with her a lot
>she flirts back but reveals she has long-distance relationship with YUUUGE boyfriend
>literally 6'4" football player
>try anyway
>flirt all the time, again she flirts back
>relationship develops into one of those "will they, won't they" crossed with "love-hate"
>summer comes, we leave on good terms
>decide to steal her from her boyfriend, invite her down the shore
>call her up, she picks up and tells me to never speak to her again
>what the fuck
>i cry for a few days and then don't think of her again
>promise to never let a woman hurt me like that
>>28095204
"you cucked yourself" - DJ Khaled
>senior year
>come back
>she doesn't look me in the eyes when we pass in the hall
>develop relationship with carribean qt i was friends with prior to meeting shortstack
>the two hated each other and i picked the one with the tits
>but i'll settle for her
>friends, nothing more, sort of flirt
>she sends me booty pictures but refuses to take things further
>it's a living
>ask her to prom because it's coming up soon and i need a date since i went to junior prom stag
>had to sit next to shortstack and her YUUUGE bf
>not doing that again
>decide i still need that sweet shortstack ass
>try to start up friendship again
>she rejects me several times
>even rips up a satirical valentine i gave her
>i cry some more
>few days after valentines day
>she comes into school crying
>not a huge surprise, she cries in school all the time because her mom is sick
>but it turns out she's broken up with FOOTBALL MAN
>same day she asks me to prom
>conflict
>>28095204
You tried to steal a girl from her boyfriend and she ended up doing the right thing. If she did leave him, you would've had some shitty girl that leaves on the first sign that something is wrong.
>she begs me several times to go to prom with her throughout the day, cries a lot
>embarrassed and scared
>she corners me and forces me to go with her
>it could be worse, she's hot as fuck
>she asks for my number, she had deleted it over the summer
>give it up
>she begins texting me almost immediately after school ends
>all day
>all fucking day
>she doesn't stop
>11 PM, bout to hit the hay
>she asks if she can call me
>agree after a bunch of whining, even though i hate being on the phone
>she basically goes into her whole life prior to moving here
>she was basically used as a cumdumpster since she hit puberty
>tells me a lot of details
>shamefully get hard despite sad stories
>decide that i need to be her knight in shining armor
>meet 7/10 blonde qt in highschool
>friendzoned af
>1 year later
>we start flirting
>she gets a bf
>her bf is one of my good friends at that highschool
>say fuck it keep flirting
>eventually flirting leads to ass/tits grabbing, kissing, sexting and camming
>she still has a bf
>people start noticing they way we talk to each other
>rumors start spreading that i'm cucking the dude
>i'm still hanging around with him but now it's awkward as fuck
>they break up
>girl doesn't talk to me anymore
>friend still does
>graduation days
>girl comes crying saying sorry and shit blah blah
2 years later and she's and landwhale now, go figure
Life is a funny thing OP
