>dog poops while car approaches
>get out plastic bags and pretend to start picking up his poop
>car drives past
>dont pick up poop
who /devilish/ here
>>28087201
>be hiker
>hate dog walkers
>favorite trails "improved" for dog walkers
>trees cut down
>singletrack widened to 15 ft wide swathes
>new unecessary bridge over creek to make it more accessible
>start seeing dog shit
>begin trolling dog walkers by shitting in the middle of the trail
>start picking up rubbish & beer cars from other places and tossing it around
>mfw I literally have a designated shitting trail
>>28087201
>riding in bus
>sneeze
>someone says bless you
>don't say thank you
>see someone having a hard time moving things around or carrying something
>make eye contact
>continue making eye contact
>some normie goes to help the person
>continue making eye contact
>see you in a thread
>recognize it's you from your typing style and opinions
>get into argument with you again just to piss you off
>do this every single day
>Go to Mcdonalds
>bitch at counter says "can I help you?"
>Say "no"
>Walk away
Stupid normie bitch
>at Olive Garden
>waitress begins to pour shredded cheese on my pasta
>"Just say when"
>don't say a word
>ask for a coke at a restauraunt
>the waitress asks me if Pepsi is okay
>I say yes
>I think Pepsi tastes kind of gross and only take a few sips from my glass the entire meal
She didn't have a clue I wasn't actually okay with Pepsi until I had already left the scene of the crime. What I'd give to see the look on her face when she realized she'd been deceived!
