I have stress incontinence.
I discharge piss when I laugh, sneeze and jump.
>tfw no girl with piss fetish to entertain
>who also is lactose intolerant to entertain my sick braap fetish
>>28015993
I had a girlfriend in high school who was lactose intolerant, and trust me, you probably don't want that. On one hand, it was interesting that a girl actually farted around me. On the other hand, the most disgusting smells in the world. I'm not even normally bothered by stink, but that girl was almost too much.
>>28016078
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>>28016078
What... did it smeIl Iike?
>>28016101
More sulphuric and like rotten eggs than a normal fart, I guess. I would say kind of like my farts after pizza, but I doubt that would be relatable to anyone else. It was pretty bad because she wasn't ashamed of it around her family or just us, and that was my first and only girlfriend, so I didn't want to break any kind of dissatisfaction to her.
>>28016167
If she looked a bit homely I can understand.
This fetish only works for me if I think the girl is attractive, and if you aren't that much, I better really like them.
But I like to give the stories people tell me the benefit of the doubt.
I always picture them just attractive enough for me to have the will to endure and enjoy.
Truly the finer things are wasted upon the uninterested.
I think it goes both ways.
The girl or her emissions.
But usually the former is a higher priority.
I've never really had a time where it was reversed.
In fantasy I mean.
It hasn't really happened at all regardless.
