I really want a naked chick to lay ontop of me, like in the same position as me, both of us face up, and then I stick my boner up between her legs.
My dick feels nice and warm when hard and I want to feel it gripped between her cool legs.
>>28015066
f-fampai that's certified grade L quality l-lewd!!
>>28015066
Just between the legs?
No penne?
My nigger.
These apes with no subtlety don't get simple men like you and I.
There's something innocent and safe about resting your hard dick between the soft pressure of a girls thighs from behind.
Though it's never been something i've felt.
I've had more than a couple odd wet dreams and hints dropped from the infinite generosity of my brain's ability to replicate alien situations and stimulations.
Its been a thought i've entertained for a while though in a lapped setting, laying on top would be more intimate I guess, but I suppose the devil is in the details.
>>28015066
>>28016075
Cyborg here. It's pretty damn nice. You can also add some thrusting and turn it into grinding or whatever it's called, rubbing against the outside of a slippery pussy is almost better than putting it in. She needs to be shaved for it to really work though, and my ex hardly ever shaved.
>>28016075
>No penne?
Maybe I'm weird, but no, I would not want to stick pasta between a girl's legs.
>>28015066
tfw i remember when i first watched pic related....
>>28015927
m-maybe i would twizzle her nipples too
start running my finger around first on the areola until they start perking up, then rub the nips between my fingers applying gentle pressure
I-i'm too lewd for my own good
>>28016136
No.
No 'rubbing'.
No motion.
Just resting there with her keeping it safe and warm.
Give it respite. Let it throb.
Just being close.
>>28016150
I was gonna make a pasta joke, but i'm just not filini-t
>>28016222
trips of puns...
ahhh fuckin puns so corny but they hurt, but its always a good hurt
>>28016222
>i'm just not filini-t
That's pretty weaksauce. I mean, really, that's pretty farfalle from being a good pun.
You all sound like massive virgin faggots.
>>28016342
Get off my board faggot REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>28016353
Look at this dude >>28016075 , he sounds like a massive homo. You all need to get laid to lose that attitude and pseudo eloquent bullshit.
>>28016518
fuck off, to each his own faggot
>>28016518
>You all need to get laid to lose that attitude and pseudo eloquent bullshit.
Someone get this nigga the tf out of here before I break his neck with my keyboard warrior smack.
You really feel the need to wax machismo up in here that badly?
Have a little faith in your personality, or at least lack thereof.
>>28016342
>>28016518
you are in r9k ffs, you must be new or trolling
>>28016635
Nice internet tough guy comment mate, you can go back fapping at cuck porn.
>>28016704
Nice projecting, big boy.
>>28016704
I don't masturbate.
If I have anything to do with cuckolding i'm the one doing it to others, though not out of malice but generosity.
We were having a good time ITT until your punkass came up and starting talkin that bs.
I been practicing my internet tough guy for years.
Gorilla warefare training is nothing compared to the routines i've developed.
>>28016624
>to each his own faggot
I must have missed this. When were we all supposed to receive our own faggots?
>>28016769
I think the fine print is "traps".
You can review it right next to the reparations of forty acres and a mule due to nogs.
>>28016758
Even reddit would be ashamed of this cringy comment.
Apply yourself Anon.
>>28016769
oh im terribly sorry sir
fuck off, to each his own, faggot
>>28016848
>Apply yourself Anon.http://vocaroo.com/i/s1SDcQRCoeok
Apply that.
My bad that was rude.
You might have been being sarcastic and I misread you.
very lewd very very lewd
>>28018142
ls it though?
>>28018664
sure why nott
>>28015066
Sauce please
CFR gf d GBG
>>28019665
Some failed Nick pilot, she's working at a sunscreen factory, it just looks lewd out of context
