Why do normies feel the need to say hi to me every fucking time they walk past me
I'M NOT YOUR FRIEND FUCK OFF REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>28014958
Why do newfags make such terrible threads?
>>28014958
Oh hey look who's out of his cave!
Oh my glorping god oh pee I laughed the fuck out loud bro that was the funniest starrey I ever did read on this board. It will just take a moment to tell you about when I was reading the story, firstly I read the first sentence of your story and I fucking laughed out loud, read the secondly part of your story and secondly I laughed my fucking ass off, thirdly I concluded your types thirdly laughing my sides right the fuck out of orbit. Hand it to ya my mane mang from fartpackistan, cdcfec was a swell read and if the rules were changed I would gladly subscribe to your posts to be notified by cellphone. In fact, this story was so goddgummed good I think I'll talk about it more. Looking at keyboard tracks as a whole, its really a worked off art. The pacing, loquaciousity, indeterminabomnidable pontifidexteretasiality, burgandy, I'm very impreesed. The pain I feel of having to have been looking forward to the (:V) moment of my life, alas, has passed. Goodnight. * kills self*
>>28014958
Literally just smile politely and keep walking
It's not exactly hard to do
>>28014969
Just don't reply, idiot.
EVERYONE, REMINDER NOT TO REPLY TO THESE SHITTY THREADS. SAGE IF NEEDED.
Hey man whats up!
We should catch up sometime!
>>28015046
Why don't they understand I don't want to be their friend??
