>Just walk in and hand them your resume anon.
Resume? But I didnt pause anything!
>buy penis pump for interview
>jelq and stretch shaft during the previous week
>hour before the interview
>pump to 1.3x original length while in parking lot
>hurts like a motherfucker
>inspection goes well, get the job
>two weeks later
>get surprise inspection
>dick is back to original size, unpumped
>HR chews me out for lying
>fired and blacklisted, cry all the way home
You just can't win nowadays.
>mfw I sent it online
>>28008846
what were you applying to, exactly?
>>28008883
Olive Garden
That HR wall is a nightmare.
>>28008587
You mock, but most likely you've never done it. Seriously if you really wanted a job, you could find one. Just admit already that you don't want to work, and would rather be a lazy fuck.
>my fucking dad actually made me get dressed and drove me to the grocery market and walked in and watched me while he made me do this
>awkwardly asked one of the cashiers to see the manager and then did this
>he looked extremely confused
>saw resume and went "what's this...oh...uh, we're not really hiring right now but i'll check it out...thanks..."
>muttered out a barely audible "ok" and then slinked off to the car while my dad started acting like he'd done me a huge favor and i'd taken some huge leap forward in life
>proceeded to ask me about it almost daily until he eventually either forgot about it or realized I was never getting called back
I'm 99% sure the manager just trashed my shitty resume after I left. I didn't even have anything on it, I'm 24 and have never had a job and have no degree or skills or community service work. Why are normie parents so out of touch? My mother basically suggested I do this exact same routine to get a girlfriend (go up to a pretty girl, make eye contact, and confidently ask her if she wants to get coffee or something).
>>28008928
I want to want to work
>>28008963
What kind of fucking grocery market requires a resume?
>>28008963
It's a grocery market... you don't need skills or community work to work at a grocery market. Jesus fuck anon.
>tfw I constantly subltly red pill my grandparents on how the world is turning to absolute shit
>>28008587
>boomers in a nutshell
>>28008963
You didn't even call them back once did you? I would have called back a few days later, mentioned my name and the fact that I submitted a resume and asked if they were still conducting interviews / if they needed any more information. This is how it works. You're the one out of touch.
>>28008963
My mom made me do the same thing a few years ago. So embarrassing. They're hopelessly stuck in the 80s so I guess I can't blame them, but ugh.
>>28008963
My uncle made me do this applying at El Pollo Loco.
It killed me inside because my situation was different.
>Go to El Pollo Loco
>Sign outside says "Hiring"
>Go inside
>Ask for manager
>"Hi There. I noticed your sign outside says your hiring"
>Hand him a simple resume i made
>"Oh thats ok anon, were not hiring right now. Thank you"
>mfw
Later i realized the guy probably just refused me because i was some shy timid kid recently out of high school with no experience.
>>28009034
actually doing this too
>>28009049
You are SUCH a troll.
>>28009049
Calling a decent job, sure. A market, no. Fuck that. You probably won't even find the manager who would be hiring you anyway.
>>28009049
He did make me call back 2 or 3 times but they told me the same exact thing almost word-for-word every time. "Thanks for your interest, we don't need any more info from you, we'll call back" etc.
>>28008928
This. Getting a job is fucking simple if you have some real motivation.
>>28008587
It's always the same thing with baby boomers.
These people think you can simply get a job by doing the most simplistic tasks. If anything, you're jumping through hoops to get a job nowadays. It's all about luck, honestly.
Fuck anyone who says cold-calling or job canvassing actually works. It doesn't.
Out of the four years of applying for jobs and taking courses, I've only ever gotten two interviews and not a single job. Even had a stoner friend promise to recommend me to his grandfather for a job. Fucker completely forgot about it because drug-users are unreliable fuckwits.
>>28008989
>>28009004
not american i presume?
>>28009198
reported for being an uderage faggot
>>28009042
Please tell me who she is.
>>28009243
>tfw every place I call back
>"Uh sorry we're not hiring for that position at this time"
WHY THE FUCK DOES YOUR WEBSITE SAY YOU HAVE OPEN POSITIONS THEN
WHY DOES THE SIGN OUT FRONT SAY YOU ARE HIRING ???
>>28009178
>>28009178
You ask for applications, you don't hand them resumes. This isn't a career job you're looking for, holy shit.
Autism.
>>28009568
you are out of touch anon
>>28008587
i know this feel, what a shit time to be born in
>>28009568
Son, most places are asking for resumes and applications from applicants these days.
And most workplaces don't give a fuck about how much of an excellent worker you are either.
If you're not some confident and handsome male, they do not give a fuck about you.
And if you are, chances are the manager is a middle-aged male who prefers to surround himself with young attractive women. Or if you're living in Australia, they've chosen a foreign refugee who will work for less.
>29 years old and no experience or references
>just a useless office administration diploma and even more useless BA in Psychology
this what happens when your mindset for your entire life is "who gives a fuck you're just going to kill yourself anyway just keep going"
how the fuck did I even graduate, I don't even have a high school diploma or GED
>>28009816
You can make it work for you if your manager is a middle aged woman.
>>28009816
Hmmm, makes me wonder... What industries are dominated by middle-aged women? They would treat handsome men better. Handsome robots should get on this.
>>28009886
>this what happens when your mindset for your entire life is "who gives a fuck you're just going to kill yourself anyway just keep going"
34 and in the same boat you are. The feels...
>>28009886
Move to Japan.
Get cheap apartment.
Become a psychologist.
Seriously, they have no psychologists. You could save thousands of lives Anon.
If dubquads, Hitler comes back to life in an hour.
who /consideringgoingtothearmybecausetheycan'tfindajob/ here?
>>28010061
Thats what the suits want you to do anon. baka
Just get welfare/disability and get a shit small apartment, do what you want and be scum like everyone over 40 thinks you are anyways.
>>28010061
I'd strongly recommend that course of action honestly. I'm getting too old to join nowadays and I'm quite out of shape, but if you're willing to get through basic the next 4 years will be easy enough and come with plenty of benefits. Assuming you're american anyway.
