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any other girls on /r9k/? general female feels thread i guess. females only please
>tfwit's been 6 months since i've broken up with bf
>tfw accidentally had sex with one of his workmates and he dumped me
any other girls ever found themselves in this situation?
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b8
Nobody reply
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>>28086827
sorry you feel so angry anon. this website is not just for you you know?
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fembot threads usually
> baiting super hard ENTJ/ESTJ Females"ROACHES CUM TO ME I HAS FOOD"
>INTP Notice me senpai!!
>ESTJ/ENTJ male fuck you guys are losers lemao!! I'm 6'1 10000K per year income
>INTP woman... (lurk lurk lurk lurk lurk) "finally post something... "Hi I'm very shy" Ignored
>ENFP I feel everyone here, dont worry anon, change your mindset you will one day be k

You op
>INTP I want to be used by everyone, fuck I have flaws but not willing to fix them, fuck I messed up again by being super submissive and not having a will to not fuck people who are not person I love
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>>28086896
What about ENTP?
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>>28086896
forgot INTJ, Autistic sperglord who makes this semi-half done observation about people on this site.
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That bait was so good that you had me fooled for 5 seconds there anon! Try harder and you can do that for 6 seconds!
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>>28086907
>ENTP Same shit as INTP not really a difference, other than more open about things
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>>28086819
>ccidentally had sex

How the fuck does somebody "accidentally" have sex? You have to be a total slut to do that.
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You had one job op, good job fucking up your own relationship. Not only did you fuck up your relationship, but since I assume arent a virgin you lost your chance with about 20-30% guys 5-10% who might be chads.
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>>28086966
>>28086956
well i admit i messed up but you have to bear with me a little. Firslty yes i did mess up. cheating on him was not the right thing to do. But at that time we were arguing every day. I thought that he was going to break up with me and i was angry. So i got drunk with one of his friends and we had sex. I was drunk. I could not really control what i was doing.

we were arguing and fighting at that time. I know i messed up by i was still drunk and i never thought he wouldn't understand what i was going through as well. You have no idea how lonely it feels when everyone blames you for a mistake.
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>>28086819
this was funny bait
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>>28087014
Yes I do, I crashed a sports car thats not mine, its all my fault not others. But I dont try to look for sympathy from others. I just learn the lesson myself and dont do it again.
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>>28086907
oh never mind, ENTP is one usually taking the bait since he just has to prove that he is right.
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>>28087014
as if you never had to take blame for anything in your life

oh wait...
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>had a good job that supported me and bf
>would work 24 shifts
>come back to clean up his mess after work whilst he plays dota all day
>find out he has naked pics of some girl
>die inside
>decide to get better and dedicate myself to self growth
>start going to uni
>can no longer afford to financially support us both
>he moves back to Norway
>he breaks up with me
it's been 2 years and I'm still dead inside
>will never love again
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These bait threads are having some real artistic thought put into them.
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>>28086896
Did you really just unironically use Myers-Briggs to make an argument? Jesus fuck, just use starsigns or something, just as credible.
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>>28087206
>ENTP Taking the bait
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>>28087014
Good bait anon. I know that women are vapid and stupid.

However if by some chance your a real girl you've just ruined your chances with any respectable man in the future

Nobody but a cuck would date a girl who they know cheated on them.
You could always be a cunt and lie to him and pretend that you were always faithful in relationships.
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>>28086896
I am an INFJ woman, why nobody ever mentions us ;_;
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>>28087888
slut sjw
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>>28087888
leave whore. You will never share my feels
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>>28087888
Extremely rare
>INFJ Feel sorry for everyone, no one to feel sorry for you, feels alone since almost never understood.

>>28087968
INFJ is very far from slut, sjw no, they tend to be conservative....
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>>28087888
Uhhh, do you mind me becoming your friend? INFJ is very nice... I feel those are really robots and actually very alone in the world.
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>>28087992
I only have one friend who I see once every few years, she calls me maybe once a week to rant about her life. My twin brother is my best friend really. But i don't know how to have friends.
I feel awkward and very attention whorey now so I will get back to just lurking.
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>>28088024
No its okay. Most of the people are extremely bitter, and call people attention whores when they say one thing. Dont let this board brainwash you like most people who come here.
[email protected]
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I actually saw my ex for the first time in months yesterday, he was with his girlfriend, now fiancee. She's pregnant. We broke up 8 almost 9 months ago and i'm slightly disgusted by how quick he's moved on. But i'm mostly jealous because i'm sad and wish it were me.
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>>28088083
That's very good. I want you to suffer.
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>>28086819
goddamn, that pepe's hair looks exactly like my NEET fembot ex's hair
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>>28088103
Well I am, so you got what you wanted.
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He dumped you for one mistake?
Try to talk it out I refuse to believe there are such assholes. Sex is just sex. You put no feelings in it so it means absolutely nothing.
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>tfw 5'6"
>tfw I'll never be tiny and cute like some girls, no matter how skinny I get
>tfw I'll never be one of those towering, willowy elegant tall girls

end my life
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>>28088217
Right at the edge of my height standards. Tall enough.
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>>28087132
This is what you get for dating someone who plays assfaggots.
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>>28087132
Can I move in with you and play Dota all day? I'll replace him.
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Remember to sage and roll for your jailfu.
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>>28088391
rolling and my comment is original
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Dafuk is this personality-letters meme? Did you guys actually memorize what acronyms code for what personality traits?
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Okay here's my current predicament.

>catfished guy online with pictures of my younger self
>he's in love
>i'm in love (he's australian, dat accent)
>can never meet because those pictures were from before my accident

I'm fully aware I did this to myself. I can't wait to die.
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>>28086956
It's a troll thread, genius.
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>>28088083

I've seen this exact post before
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>>28086819
That image looks more like a Pepe version of Joey Ramone than it does a female Pepe.
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>>28087132

Good fucking riddance. If he lives near me, I'll happily "convey any message" you'd like to give him.

Gi lyd hvis du trenger en nordmann til aa erstatte taperen.
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>>28088714
Just show him how you are now. It's probably not as bad as you think. Either he's fine with it and your relationship continues, he sees it and just wants to be driends and your relationship stays the same giving you someone to talk to, or he breaks it off and saves you heartache in the future and anxiety now.

At least your photos are YOUR photos and you're not some fat guy on the other end.

Just take it slow, maybe trigger his saviour complex. I dunno.
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>>28086896
Where do INFPs come into it?
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>tfw qt stealth transgirl
>tfw no qt fembot femdom gf

somebody claim me please..
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>>28088391
luck b a lady toooooonight
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>>28086819
I know this is b8, but
>tfw accidentally had sex

american women actually think like this.
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>>28086896
fuck, someone made that myers briggs INTP thread the other day and now retards that just learned about it are shitting up the board with their limited knowledge constantly.
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>>28088714
What kind of accident was it? Car crash? Fire?
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>>28088714
be my gf now stupid and use real picture
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>>28086910

INTJs here are more like quiet predators waiting to entrap one of the 1/100 decent guys here and then cuck them once they're bored with them.
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>tfw INTP

pic
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ROLllinnignignignging
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im estp fembot

im super extroverted but i hate normies
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>>28091011
>im super extroverted but i hate normies
does not compute
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>>28091011
Would you please be my extrovert girlfriend?
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>>28091039
im outgoing and confident in real life, i initiate things, i have no anxiety and i can interact if its worth my time

usually its not so i just ignore and stay in my house because im a neet
>>28091050
are you a girl?
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>>28091054
>usually its not so i just ignore and stay in my house because im a neet
extroverted people do not choose the neet life and seclusion.
extroverted people relish social interaction.
extroverted people are always normies.

you're probably just some lazy "nerd" normie girl.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hI1nPd7hezM
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>>28091080
this isnt true at all, sorry. i talk to people on skype with my voice all day, and the only people i know irl are 4channers.

i dont relish social interaction with fucking vapid 1 dimensional retards with double digit iq fucking dumb niggers

i am ESTP nigga
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>>28086819
>tfw I like a friend but she's also a girl
>tfw won't ever have the courage to tell her
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>>28086819
You're not a "fembot", slut.
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>>28091130
>Extraversion is "the act, state, or habit of being predominantly concerned with obtaining gratification from what is outside the self".[4] Extraverts tend to enjoy human interactions and to be enthusiastic, talkative, assertive, and gregarious. Extraverts are energized and thrive off of being around other people. They take pleasure in activities that involve large social gatherings, such as parties, community activities, public demonstrations, and business or political groups. They also tend to work well in groups.[5] An extraverted person is likely to enjoy time spent with people and find less reward in time spent alone. They tend to be energized when around other people, and they are more prone to boredom when they are by themselves.

get fucked normie bitch

also

>talks about how she hates talking to retarded 2 digit IQ subhumans
>uses skype and talks to two digit IQ subhuman 4channers

lamoa
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>>28091188
i guess im just a manipulative introvert that knows how to be confident outgoing then

i dont care u pedantic nigger

and nah nigga 4channers are not subhuman nor are they double digit, i think by virtue of being on this site you have to be somewhat intelligent even if you're still a fucking retard, at least its the only place where i can relate to anyone so whatever

and nigger im not a normie i havent left the house in 3 weeks f u
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>INFP
>bf is meme INTJ
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>>28088391
rolling and my comment too is original
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>>28091054
>are you a girl?
I can pretend for you
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>>28086819
I'm sad because I felt in love with 1 guy from 4chan and I used to recognize him and chat with him for few years and he found gf and barely spends time here anymore.
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>>28091217
this is a very elaborate troll. you're going all out with the
>f u
>u pedantic nigger
>nah nigga
>4channers are intelligent

you need to learn that throwing your entire can of bait into the water isn't going to get you many fish.

but i'll indulge you and assume you're just a 17yo fucktard and continue falling for your bait because it is entertaining.

please tell me how you can relate to people on /r9k/ and 4chan in general. give specific examples.
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>>28091266
im 20
im not trolling

how i can relate to 4channers?

>all autistic
>not pc
>not vapid or 1 dimensional
>otakus
>right wing
>not bleeding hearts
>people from here are generally way more sexual and i have an insane sex drive
>people here are generally all bros and wont backstab you even if a lot of them are mentally ill
>everyone is mentally ill like me
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Do you think overdose with phenosepam can kill me?
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>>28091130
>people on skype with my voice all day,
>the only people i know irl are 4channers.
Jesus christ, being such a shameful normie. Get out.
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>>28091330 original
take me with you senpai
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>>28091304
again, you can't cast so many hooks. work on a single, well crafted one.

>i'm extroverted
<but I can relate to autistic people
does not compute
>not pc
fair enough, but you can also find these people on plebbit.
>not vapid or 1 dimensional
this board is very vapid and 1 dimensional.
>otakus
please tell me what kind of otaku you are.
>right wing
<but i have an insane sex drive and am mentally ill and support mental health
does not compute
>not bleeding hearts
kind of goes along with your pc comment.
>people here wouldn't backstab you
delusional
>everyone is mentally ill like me
and what mental illness do you have? assburgers?
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>>28091054
>she's a dyke
Fuck normalfag cunt
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>>28091330
>Do you think overdose with phenosepam can kill me?
phenosepam is not a real drug so i'm going to assume you're referring to Phenazepam (although I have no idea where you would even get this).

the short answer is no. you can't kill yourself on anything that ends with -pam or -lam unless you combine it with a ton of alcohol.
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>>28091222
>normie cunt
>posts on /r9k/
Fuck off dumb whore
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>>28091373
i have borderline personality and anti-social personality disorder

why dont those things computer? i can relate to autistic people very easily because they listen to rationality and logic rather than emotion. and no plebbit is fucking shit dude
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>>28091396
Both my bf and I post on /r9k/
:) I'm the one making all the fembot feels threads
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>>28091406
>i have borderline personality and anti-social personality disorder
self diagnosed i'm assuming? self described extroverts do not have antisocial PD.

>i can relate to autistic people very easily because they listen to rationality and logic rather than emotion.
>I am ESTP nigga
>ESTPs are hands-on learners who live in the moment, seeking the best in life, wanting to share it with their friends. The ESTP is open to situations, able to improvise to bring about desired results... They are active people who want to solve their problems rather than simply discuss them.

autistic people generally don't solve problems.
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>>28091395
Why I can't?
>>28091395
>no idea where you would even get this).
from pharmacy
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>>28091456
im not autistic
im not self diagnosed
actually, extroversion is really common in ASPD. please look up the actual DSM.
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>>28091433
Both you and your bf significantly lower board quality
Fucking disgusting subhumans fuck off
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>>28091473
Do you think these people care about the board, m8?

Seriously, I want to leave this place so bad but it seems impossible.
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>>28091500
Get the fuck out normalwhore
Just fuck off
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Can any fembots rate me I have if I am ugly or whatever.

I don't want to post a pic because some people I know lurk here.
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>>28091523
Back to >>>/soc/ you stupid fuck
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>>28091470
do you live in yugoslav countries or something? it isn't produced in US, UK, or many other countries as far as I know.

you can't kill yourself on benzos alone because they will just knock you unconscious before you can ingest a lethal dose (which is very high).

combining benzos with alcohol compounds the depressant effects and can cause you to enter respiratory arrest and die.

>>28091472
>im not autistic
i didn't say that you were. you said you can relate to autistic people but your MBTI suggests that you would not get along with hapless NEETs very well.
>im not self diagnosed
i guess you can't prove this but neither do i believe you.
>extroversion is common among ASPD patients
literally no.
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>>28091541
>you can't kill yourself on benzos alone
Flubromazolam would beg to differ.
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>arguing with the autistic dutch girl
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>>28091513
What? I'm talking about the """"""fembot"""""" threads.
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>>28091523
ok, how am I supposed to rate you then?
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>>28091550
>research chemical with similar potency to clonazolam
the guy couldn't even spell phenazepam i seriously doubt he's going to be ordering research chemicals to kill himself with.

yes, you are right, extremely high potency drugs like clonazolam and flub can kill you if you take like 3g of it.
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>>28091600
you ignore him and be my gf :^)
so he knows he's a 2/10
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I've just masturbated on porn gif.
This is how lonely I'm am. I just can't overcome my anxiety and call that guy which gave me his phone number on dating site. At least I should get drunk for doing this. And I can't get drunk every single day implying I live with mum.
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>>28091541
I live in Russia.
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>>28091627
>being comfortable enough to use a dating site
normie pls
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>>28086819
>accidently had sex with one of his workmates
>accidently
>he dumped me

Good. Now kill yourself.
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Do any fembots have pretty feet?
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>>28091647
>I live in Russia.
okay that explains how you'd get phenazepam.

if you want to die from drugs then go overdose on heroin. shouldn't be hard to find.
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>>28091648
>>being comfortable enough to use 4chan
normie, pls
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>>28091681
Nice try stupid slut
4chan is an anonymous imageboard not a place to post your personal information and let the world see it
Fuck off to >>>/soc/
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>>28086956
she slipped on a banana peel and landed on his erect cock
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Notice me Abby senpai!
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>>28091669
are you kidding me? heroin is hard to find and I'm afraid of needles.
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>>28091647
gib suicidal russian gf pls
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>>28091708
>heroin
>hard to find in russia
i don't think so.

you can't kill yourself on your anxiety medication Ivan.
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>>28091694
>he can't recognize posters on specific board
are you underage newfag? no one is anonymous here, dumbass. It's illusion.
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[SPOILER]fembots can't be hikki[/SPOILER]
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>>28091707
>implying abby is ever going to notice you when she has 20+ robot boytoys
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>>28086819
>broken up
>accidentally had sex
>with one of his workmates
>he dumped me
LOST IT
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>watching anime with my boyfriend
>he needs to free up some space on his PC, starts going through folders and deleting stuff
>accidentally stumbles upon a folder called "unspeakable evils"
>blush blush, heh maybe I shouldn't open that, I don't even know what it is
>no come on anon, open it up I wanna see
>he opens it
>its a fuck ton of sonic porn

Is it weird I was relieved?
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>>28091720
>anxiety medication
I don't have this.
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>>28091909
No what's weird is you not fucking off my board normalfag
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>>28091928
Phenazepam is a benzodiazepine which are generally prescribed for anxiety and sometimes sleeping issues. They are strong anxiolytics and sedatives. You said you are picking it up from the pharmacy so I'm assuming you saw a doctor to get the prescription?
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>>28091959
Oh, didn't know that, I only know that it has sleepy/drug effect. I'll buy that thing then.
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>>28091991
You'll buy what? You can just buy whatever drug you want from the pharmacy in Russia without a prescription?
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>>28091959
>You said you are picking it up from the pharmacy so I'm assuming you saw a doctor to get the prescription?
Nuh, you can buy it from pharmacy without recipe here. We uses to buy it with friends to feel high lol. When I was at school.
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>>28092007
that's terrible. what the fuck

so you can buy anything without a "recipe?"
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>>28092109
I don't know. I tried to ask for antidepressants, but she said they had no prozac and I have to ask the doctor which one I need. But phenasepam as I remember (it was 10 years ago) you can buy without recipe. Yeah laws toward medicaments aren't strict here.
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>>28092156
assuming you're not trying to get the drug to kill yourself then try asking for zoloft, celexa, or lexapro next time.

benzos are addictive so don't get hooked on them. the withdrawal is worse than heroin.
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>>28091739
Whatever you say familia, I still have my faith that one day senpai will notice me.
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>>28086896
>all these ABCD memes
Gay desu
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