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>be me >walking out of class >finally done with the
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>be me
>walking out of class
>finally done with the day
>now I can jack off and play vidya
>see something
>some students advertising for a club
>they've got m&m's
>they've even got some qt's
>walk up
>autism mode engaging
>doesn't matter though
>they're the ones doing the talking
>I just have to not sperg out and listen
>feelsgoodman.jiff
>they finish saying what their club is
>it's my turn to speak
>panic.empeefor
>it's some kind of biology club
>start laughing
>"Hehehe... Well I'd join but unfortunately I majored in a real major that will actually get me a job. It's called comp sci. Heard of it?"
>the guy talking talking to me looks confused
>he says something in confusion
>"Umm... Okay?..."
>of fuck, my fucking autism is at it again
>try to recover
>remember eye contact is good
>try that a bit
>try laughing a bit too
>the guy looks a bit at ease, thinking I just made a shitty joke
>wewlad.jaypeg
>but I still want some m&m's and to talk to that qt
>walk off from the guy I just talked to
>touch the qt's shoulder thus getting her attention
>start trying to say something but tummy gets knotty
>"H-hey... I uh.. I uh.. wanted to know if I could have some m&m's?"
>she looks at me like I'm stupid
>fucking hell, I've already creeped her out
>she says something
>"Yeah, there for anyone. Just take a few."
>she goes back to talking to the girl she was talking to before I got her attention
>try for her attention again
>"Yeah... I REALLY like m&m's. Hehehe..."
>at least I didn't stutter this time
>she looks at me
>I make eye contact as I go for some sweet ass m&m's
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>make contact with them m&m's
>fuck
>my hand went all the way in their bowl
>she looks at me like I'm disgusting
>panic
>try take hand out with as many as I can
>that way it's not like touched all of them, only the ones I take out
>use other hand to try to cradle as many as I can
>I'm getting stared at by everyone
>start getting shaky from the pressure
>drop all the m&m's back in the bowl
>god damn it
>just god damn it
>I don't want to seem gross and I just touched all those fucking m&m's
>fuck fuck fuck
>what do?
>take bowl
>still panicking
>run away
>bump into some guy while trying to get away
>fuck it
>run even faster
>hope they don't remember me
>spill m&m's everywhere as I run off
>finally get to safety about a block away
>try to act normal so that the police don't get me or something
>walk around for about an hour
>finally feel calm
>still have bowl in hands
>check it
>there's not even a single m&m left in the bowl
>mfw

Why does interacting with normies gotta be so dang hard? I think I'm just gonna give up the dream of getting a gf. I can't even handle normal human interaction without sperging out.
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Oh shit, man lol. I could see myself doing something like this.
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:) lifes a struggle aint it buddy

its alright now

daddy will take care of you
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good poast op
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Holy fucking shit did I lol. You are awkwardness incarnate, sir. I don't even know where to begin here.
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I didn't read the greentext but there was enough of it that this thread is better than 98% of /r9k/ so here's a bump
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>>27965740
>Sir
>that post

you are even more cringy than op made up story

Hey OP, i enjoyed your story
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