How can asian """"""""men"""""""" with their microscopic penises compete with the big white cock?
I propose every robot move to Korea, Japan, and China so you can finally lose your virginity to a traditional submissive East Asian qt.
I guess we can use some uneducated cheap labor
>>27943253
>be me
>no real friends
>no real hobbies
>suck at school
>but I'm a huge anime fan
>it's my life
>and unsurprisingly, so is japan
>have a deep, deep desire to move there
>feel like I'm really japanese at heart
>no one at home understands me
>start learning nip
>it's really, really hard
>but I have absolutely no life so I manage
>for 5 years I study
>I study through my senior year
>I study through all of college
>it's all I ever do
>I never talk to anyone
>I never form any meaningful friendships
>I don't think I even ever talked to a single girl
>and that's for 5 years of my life
>but the entire time, there's one thing on my mind
>japan will accept me
>I finally finish college
>with my degree in asian studies, naturally
>get a job teaching english in japan
>I feel like my life is finally about to begin
>get there
>I'm going to make a difference by teaching japanese people english!
>at least that's what I think
>turns out I just read lines off of paper
>I'm just a fucking voice recorder
>and I also have to grade assignments for the whole school's english classes
>I'm not even a real teacher
>just an assistant
>it's a lot and I really can't manage it all
>start slipping up
>don't quite finish all my work
>come in late a few times
>all the other teachers hate me
>they treat me like shit and don't want me there
>by this point I'm almost breaking down
>decide to try to figure out how to have a social life
>turns out living in Japan doesn't make you know how to do that
>not even if you've watched every slice of life moe anime out there
>try going to bars
>try going to clubs
>it's all the same
>I'm an awkward, nerdy, unattractive white guy
>even the women into foreigners don't want me
>they just fuck australians passing through on holiday
>decide to make a pilgrimage to akihabara
>do a bunch of weeb shit because that's all I have
>even in japan, I hadn't met anyone to bond with me over anime
>maybe it'll happen there
>decide I have to man up
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>>27943253
How can white """""""""""""""""""""""""""""men"""""""""""""""""""""""" with their nanoscopic """"""""""""penises"""""""""""""" compete with the big yellow cock?
I propose ever robotto move to Canada, Australia and France so you can finally lose your virginity to a traditional submissive Western qt.
>read some pua shit online
>I'm_a_fucking_alpha_now.mp4
>browsing through a store in akihabara
>see qt 3.14 there too
>walk up to here
>say in my shitty jap
>Hey baby, how about you and me go get some sushi to eat?
>Watashitachi wa sushi wo tabemashou!
>she looks at me like I'm retarded
>she's really confused
>it's do or die
>I know I have to do something now or I'll lose my chance
>grab her head with both my hands over her ears
>she start really fucking freaking out
>she starts screaming
>the whole store is staring at me
>some weird foreigner grabbing some poor girls head
>I'm just trying to kiss her but this is going badly
>scream "I'm not a pervert!"
>Hentai janai yo!
>panic mode
>I go in to kiss her
>I kiss her
>she's still freaking out and screaming
>she kicks me in my nuts
>I finally let go of her head
>she runs out of the store
>I'm standing there looking like a retard
>panic mode increases again
>decide to run the fuck out of there
>almost out the front door and...
>BAM
>I hit my head so fucking hard on the door frame that I pass out
>wake up in a japanese hospital
>find out I've been charged with assault
Turns out once a beta always a beta.
And I'm also never allowed back to Japan.
At least I'm not a kissless virgin anymore though.
Just a normal virgin.
>>27943253
>>27944136
you faggots actually took the time to make that shit. .
>this thread again
Just fuck off already.
>>27944381
they are body dysmorphic from porn so they take it out on asian dickletts.
shit posting thread? shitposting thread.
tfw use this as an opportunity to post my uncut dick because i know it triggers cutlets
