I posted this on /tv/ but this might fare better here
>watch pic related at age 12
>I'm a very impressionable kid and I take the movie like it's the second coming of christ
>I must rebel against everyday annoyances
>Finish watching and head downstairs to get myself a drink
>realize I could be living out my mission
>we had 2 refrigerators
>1 in the kitchen and 1 in the garage
>family kept the water in the garage
>The only problem was that the garage fridge smelled like a cross between rotten fish and cat shit for some reason
>really fucking thirsty
I'll continue below. You're in for a good one
>don't want to go outside
>open up kitchen fridge
>half drank water bottle sitting in a cramped refrigerator
>get pissed
>head outside and open up catshit fridge and take a whole case of water and throw it into the kitchen
>wake up my father and give him a monologue about how he should've finished the water so it wouldn't linger there
>getting progressively louder as I tell him I shouldn't have to open catshit fridge to get a fucking water bottle
>he takes the water and begins to laugh his ass off
>ask if something is funny
>proceed to ask as I head back to the garage and grab a baseball bat
>ask why we don't keep the water in the kitchen
>starts to get mad at me and says there is no space
>well lets make some
>bat hits the fridge
>imagine the printer scene from office space but with a fridge loaded with food
>smash the fuck out of it
Will continue
>dad starts screaming and tackles me
>throw him off me and start smashing the milk cartons
>food everywhere
>milk
>moms lasagna she spent making all week
>this shit was on the walls, on the floor, and on me
>keep asking my dad whats funny as I clear out the fridge
>take cheerios from the pantry and dump it on him
>NEED SOME MILK WITH THAT NEED SOME MILK WITH THAT
>dump whats left of a milk carton
>dad fighting me through food
>sauce and shit everywhere
>hit him with a meatball
>he picks up swiss cheese
>I fucking hated swiss cheese and he knew it
>opens the package and spills it on me while holding me down
>rubs the cheese all over me
>sock him and begin to throw up
>my mom isn't home, I can be as loud as I want
>start screaming "IM THE BAD GUY?" over and over again
>my dad is pissed but laughing at the absurdity of the situation
>he tells me to go the fuck to sleep before he makes me
>make me
>he gets up but slips on orange juice
>I clear out the last of the food and throw it on him
>begin putting the water case in the fridge
>he gets up behind me when I'm not looking and throws a pan of pizza at me
>half cold pizza so it hurt like a motherfucker
>grab bread and begin hitting him with it until he retreats
>finish putting water in the fridge
>tell him thanks for being understanding about the water situation before heading back up to my room
>from then on we kept the water in the fridge
Cool story, OP. I laughed a bit.
I don't believe you but that was still a good story
Do you realize every other family in the world would simply kick you out to the street or had you killed? It happens all the time. You are the only one spoiled enough to survive this situation in the entire world. Be glad you are a the most spoiled autistic brat on the planet, anybody else and you would be dead now and no, your dad would not get in trouble.
>>27941923
I'm the bad guy?
IM THE BAD GUY?
falling down is a great movie though for reals
it's probably really inspirational for wannabe school shooters
>>27942690
Falling Down is a good movie that unfortunately suffers from the same problem as Fight Club: people don't understand that the protagonist isn't a good role model.
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>>27941766
Holy fuck, that's actually hilarious.
Big bump
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>>27941766
This is some tip top kekking, fucking love that movie.
U stole my tread
Darnit
Your dad couldnt have just slapped you out of your tard rage?
