Has anyone else had a chad moment? Where you're a robot through and through but at random your instincts took over and you suddenly became chad for just a short moment?
It happened to me once
>be me
>volunteering at church camp
(Not religious but parents are hardcore christians and so I went to church. Loved going to church camp even if I was totally disconnected for all the jesus stuff and now I volunteer at it)
>finishing up editing for daily video
>it's like 1:50
>hear the door open
>the area I'm working in is closed off so I can't see them
>put on headphones so they don't think I know they're there
>hope they think I'm focused and leave me alone
>trying to sync a cut to music
>hear someone say my name
>damnit
>take off headphones as turn around
>stacy from when I still did youth stuff
>lol wtf
>she wasn't at the camp so far so I'm extremely confused as to why she's here
>"I'm off work tomorrow, which I guess is today, and I'm helping with the thing after breakfast"
>still confused as to why that means she would be wandering around here at two in the morning
>"Well give me a hug, it's been a year"
>get up and reach out
>she goes under both my arms and squeezes really tight
>feels great, her tits pressing on me, she's buried her head in my neck
>doesn't let go for a while
>little confused
>look down, she's wearing this sweater dress thing
>god damn her ass looks amazing
>she's still squeezing and kind of swaying a little
>I look up to make sure no one's in the room
>reach down and just grab her ass like pic related
>she lets out a little squeal and looks up at me biting her lower lip
>suddenly realize that was a good idea
>she grabs my hand and grabs the key to my golf cart
(the more "important" volunteers get golf carts to get around better)
>she takes me to the lodge/motel/things where the ministers stay for the week
>"They gave me one of these to sleep in overnight because I'm just here tonight and tomorrow"
>we slide in quickly
>>28017314
>be me
Why do you retards insist on starting your stories in the stupidest conceivable way?
>>28017314
>I close and lock the door and she's instantly kissing me the moment I turn around
>she walks me to the bed and pushes me over
>she straddles me and takes off her dress thing
>she starts grinding into my crotch and then bends over to kiss me some more
>i go for her bra
>i fumble with it for a while and she gets up
>she takes it off with the front clasp
>she grabs one of my hands and puts it on a boob
>I squeeze and move it around eventually working to the nipple
>her nipples were dark brown and broad, quarter sized
>they were raised everywhere, only a small portion in the center was raised more, where her nipples were inverted
>she gets off me
>"take your clothes off, I can't be the only one naked"
>I start getting undressed quickly
>as I lower my underwear she slides her panties off revealing a trimmed patch of hair
>she lays on her stomach with her ass hanging off the bed
>"have fun"
>I stick it in and grab her hips
>her thick ass is rippling with every thrust
>she grabs the pillow and buries her face in it
(I think this was her just trying to be nice, my dick is like 5")
>I roll her over and start going missionary
>seriously pounding her
>luckily the bed was a platform bed made entirely of wood so there was no noise
>she's giving me one of those stoya faces
>her breasts bouncing violently with every movement
>I'm seconds from cumming and pull out
>I shoot it all over her slightly pudgy belly
>I lay down on the bed next to her, our legs both hanging over the side
>she rolls over and grabs my face giving me a long kiss on my cheek
>"don't you have work to do?"
>>28017329
Sorry for keeping to tradition you cunt
>>28017337
>i fumble with it for a while and she gets up
this is the worst feeling in the world
Instantly tells any girl that you're a vrirgin
>>28017402
>p-please do it for me...
>>28017314
>mfw day 2 of no fap and im seriously debating whether i should fap to OPs fiction erotica
>>28017594
be my guest man
I have chad moments but then in the middle of them I remember who I am and suddenly my personality changes and the girl just looks at me with this expectant look on her face that eventually resolves in confusion and disappointment.
>>28017775
this
your personality is shaped as a child, if you were raised to be a beta cuck you'll always be a beta cuck even if you have "Chad" moments when you temporarily forget who you are.
>>28017314
Not just a moment. I have a reputation for being a "manwhore." People who don't know me automatically assume I fuck a lot of girls and I play along with it.
I'm a virgin.
>>28017534
>image.jpg
fucking applenormies
>>28017867
my mom gave it to me for christmas
it was a nice upgrade from my galaxy s3
>>28017864
I always pretended to be a stoner in highschool to try to explain my retarded behavior
I never even smoked weed till I was 19
>>28017897
well if you have an Iphone you might as well go full normie tb-h
>>28017594
>he fell for the no fap meme
smdh
> chadout
>>28017314
How to know you're a failed normalfag and not a robot:
You post unironically in this thread.
>>28018000
I do it so my fap sessions are more enjoyable. If I fap every day I don't feel shit
>>28018011
mindfuck.jpg
>>28017314
>walking to my bus from uni
>qtie blonde walks towards me
>she keept looking at me so i akwardly smiled and said "hello"
>mfw she smiled and say hi back
>>28017314
oh totally. was taking japanese class in college. everyone was a fucking beta and lusting after this one girl. i fucked her within the first month and made everyone hate me
>>28018127
You're doing good anon
>>28017337
>"have fun"
hahahaha anon why are you making up stories on the internet? This is not how sex with a woman works.
>>28017350
>the way retards greentext is now tradition
nice
>>28018277
Maybe it's just her style
I don't know, it's not like I've had sex more than once or anything
This is the only experience I have to work with
>>28018127
gods job anon, keep it up im proud of you
>>28017329
It's how things are done
If we don't respect tradition we'll turn into sjws
>>28018324
It's legitimately been the standard way to start a greentext for the 6+ years I've been on here
>>28018127
>walking to my uni from bus
>disgusting manlet non-chad walks towards me
>Can tell hes staring at me
>Stare back
>he rapes me by saying hello
>force a smile and say "hi" back
>>28018405
Maybe on /b/?
>>28018472
Maybe everywhere?
If you don't like it then fuck off
>>28018387
>if we don't post inane shit we'll turn into inane shitposters
>>28017314
Yeah, but only when I'm too drunk to care about anything.
Twice, supposedly I touched boobs by accident. Felt nothing because it was only really slightly and could tell I did it for real only once
>think it's Chad moment because I wasn't reported for sexual assault but in reality this place is more friendly than Amurika.
Need some good ole in and out tbf ham
This is what people mean with "just be yourself"
Being Chad is the natural state of men. That's why dumb idiots and drug users are more Chad-like.
Get rid of your social conditioning that made you a submissive beta and you will be way more dominant and assertive.
>22
>be at swimming pool
>was away for the last week so haven't fapped
>one of the most gorgeous girls I have ever seen walks in bikini
>5'1, beautiful 30 or 32 D cup breasts, petite figure but still with a clear curves from her legs to her hips into her waist, delicious brown girl
>cannot help but smile and stare at her as she walks all the way around the pool to go to the outdoor area
>staring right at her so for a second she makes eye contact and looks a little nervous
>one of the other girls she came out with says something to her
>the group of 4 girls the 9/10 is with goes outside
>I'm sitting in this hot water area
>couple of minutes later one of the group of 4 comes inside again
>30 years old, overweight
>see her trying to work out how to turn on jacuzzi
>go over to her and show her
>she says thanks
>ask if she's new to this sports club and she says yes
>she's chatty
>eventually other two girls of the group (not 9/10) come in as well
>turns out they're 3 sisters, the fat oldest one, middle sister and gorgeous younger sister plus their friend , sisters all from Texas, friend UK, like me
>we're all talking, I'm trying ultra-hard to detect whether I am out-staying my welcome
>eventually the 9/10 comes in briefly, before she was outside looking after the oldest sister's autistic 5 year old
>the family friend who is actually a nanny goes outside and looks after him instead
>9/10 , let's call her Anna doesn't say much, avoids eye contact with me
>perks up when she hears that I have a dog
>keep on chatting and being sociable but pretty soon they decide to all go outside
>oldest sister says they'll be here tomorrow , I run into locker room and and back out with my phone to get her number
>while she's putting it in ask if Anna has a boyfriend
>oldest sister says no, asks of I'm seeing anyone and I say no
Eventually Anna becomes my first ever gf even though I drop quite a lot of spaghetti around her and even get rejected when I try to kiss her on our first date
>>28020245
It's also about having enough social awareness to know when to go caveman and what your chances are, and detecting signals from girls that they would respond positively if you did something like that.
>>28020545
When me and Anna get together she tells me that it was so weird that I was staring and smiling at her when I first saw her and we both laugh a lot.
>>28019992
This.
How we stay on this mode while sober?
>>28020631
Get out of your comfort zone.
It's a skill that needs to be learned by doing it over and over again. I did that by taking the train to a different city each weekend and spend my won't day trying to force myself to talk to chicks while chugging down beers until it was dark and continued to do it in bars and night clubs.
At first I needed beer, then moved to coke, then to MDMA and nowadays I can pretend to be Chad without even thinking about it.
Had to get rid of my drug habit, but came out as a pussy slayer.
>>28020662
Won't day = whole day
>>28020662
I'm this >>28019992 guy, and I can say, you're right.
I'm still working on it, but pushing myself out f my comfort zone, going over to some friends I made at clubs, has really been helping me.
I still kinda need "crutches", or, well, beer, to get started, but the sober me is morphing into drunk alpha me more and more.
I don\t know if any of that made sense or not, but it feels good, man.
>>28020707
The most important thing I learned is that I can be way more flirty without being creepy. And that not even trying to hit on her is more painful than the rejection
>three girls sitting in a park and drinking wine together
>just walk up, look one in the eyes as if I want to fuck her
>use my deeper more flirty voice and ask if the seat next to her is free (yes there are no seats. It's just grass)
>tell her she looks amazing
>if she doesn't get creeped out introduce myself and ask for her name
I would have never done things like this, but nowadays I do it all the time.
>>28017402
It was a front clasp. No woman expects a man to know how to handle a front clasp if they don't tell you it's a front clasp.
>>28017314
tfw you grab a girls ass and she brap
>>28017337
>I'm seconds from cumming and pull out
Anon, I'm sorry but you're still a virgin.
>>28018516
>be me
Is exclusively used by reddit, which you can fuck off back to you little cuckboy.
>>28017314
literally who else would you be?
>>28021215
From experience those that use Reddit as an insult are the ones that actually come from Reddit.
>>28021215
Never been to reddit so I don't really know what they do, but it's been a thing on 4chan for as long as I can remember and I've been on here since 2007.
>>28018011
Nanomachines, son. Oreeeeegeeeenal.
>>28021215
Underage can go fuck off
Got a penpal in Vietnam, when I went over to visit and bang, her mom got involved as well. Definitely felt like a Chad, even if it's pretty pathetic.
>>28022277
I would call that pretty awesome rather than pathetic.
>>28022277
no thats legit awesome
>>28020602
Please take your own life today
>>28022023
Underrated commentoriginallygvv
>>28017314
Today some 13 year olds asked me to buy them a bottle of vodka
I said no
I was on a vacation with my family in France and we were taking a river boat tour down the Seine. An attractive girl sat down beside me who had a similar southern American accent. Basically I started spitting mad game and by the time the tour was over I had her number. I found on her Facebook that she was an amateur model. I texted her a few times after the vacation was over. She lived near me but I never really spoke to her again.
I don't know what came over me or what enabled me to do that. It was the first and only time I've ever "gotten a number."
>>28022691
Also forget to mention that it was 8:30 in the morning
I don't know. Pretty much all of my sexual experiences were beta as fuck. I don't think its very chad to make a move on a woman only to have it end with her driving to another guys house and getting fucked senseless
>>28021215
>cuckboy
Lurk more.
>>28017314
Sure, but I'm not a robot so
>be 17
>kv
>on a trip for highschool
>drinking with some girls
>kings cup make a rule
>take off clothing for x reason
>people get naked
>me and my buddy convince these two girls to put on lingerie they bough for their boyfriends back home
>we hook up with them
>buddy bails out for some unknown reason
>end up having a threesome with the girls
Next
> 19
>neighbor chick has a be
>we are always super flirty
>her boyfriend goes to jail for his 3rd DUI for like a month
>she visit is him on his birthday
>she is all depressed so she comes over to drink
>after lots of drinking she sits on my lap
>we fuck
next
>23
>first week of work post college
>chubby chick in class immediately giving me eyes
>during the break she gives me her number so we can arrange a happy hour
>some of us go to saki bombs after training
>she is rubbing my shit under the table
>we leave
>fuck in the parking garage
>she tells me she has a bf but likes cheating on him
>in Valentine's Day I meet him
>she is getting off in this weirdness
>the guy is like a 6'5' Samoan who can crush my skull
>fuck that never speak to her again
Next
>23
>tinder
>meet a 21 year old single mom
>after like 2 hours of texting she comes over
>tells me how creepy guys at work are
>stick my hand down her jeans
>she ends up licking my asshole
>not my bag man
>tell her I got to get up early lol
>never see her again
Go on???
>>28017314
I know this didn't happen but it's still a nice thought.
almost had a threesome a few weeks ago. that's the entirety of my sex life though.
My most Chad moment was losing my virginity to two girls in a church parking lot when I was like 17.
>22
>Former hungry skeleton at 110 lbs 5'10, looked anorexic
>Discovered /fit/ and made decent gains over the last 2 years
>Out at a shopping centre in the January sales with close family
>Younger cousin is with us, she's like 14
>Group of dickheads about 17 years old stroll past, make a pass at younger cousin and one slaps her ass
>Uncle is so fucking angry he can't find words
>I shout them back over to apologise to her
>Cunt who slapped her ass turns around
>'Lol what are you gonna do faggot'
>His cunt mates cheering him on
>Grab his shirt by surprise, carry him 10m over to a nearby fountain and dump him in it
>Turn around and walk back to family
>Uncle grinning like a retard, rest of family and few nearby people in hysterics
I'm just glad I didn't get publicly battered by chav kiddies
>>28017314
>18
>kv
>before entering course
>friend drags me to some place
>girl there
>fills me in about her friend
>girl's friend comes to me
>I take her to a wall
>make out with her
>she liked it
>19
>New years eve, dragged out drinking
>In a club ordering drinks, had to fight to get to front of horde of people to order, bar is on a raised platform above dancefloor
>Feel a tap on my calf
>Redhead milf about 4ft below me, asks me to order her a drink, hands me up a fiver
>Chat to her a bit, then fuck off to find mates
>Later on
>Drunk as fuck, separated from mates
>Out in the town centre, staggering about on my own talking shit to other wasted losers
>Tap on shoulder
>Redhead milf from earlier
>Memory blank
>Now I'm in a taxi going to her place for a party
>Loads of other milf there, I don't remember seeing any other guys
>Start playing truth or dare, leads to sex games/ challenges
>Cum so much I thought I was going to go blind
Always nice when you drink so much you temporarily cure your own autism
>>28026597
does your cousin have a nice ass?
>>28025208
>chad moment
you are chad, gtfo
I am not reading this stupid story or thread, but it happens to me each time im drunk.
I am still KV though (NOT H due to this).
>>28026887
That side of the family are all genetic lottery winners
Uncle has 4 daughters, oldest 2 are models and he's married to a former page 3 model
>>28026848
Haven't you posted this before?
Posted before
>>28018405
no it's just been the retards. sorry but you should accept that you are a retard who can't grasp simple social codes, even on anonymous boards
>>28018277
Pretty much all the stories itt are fake
>>28026970
b..b..but can't I hang out with you guys? You are all spot on about women and how fucked they are lots of people I know look at me sideways when I bring this shit up.
Anyway cont.
>crazy again bitch works in data entry
>she asks somone for my number
>super cute I'm surprised she wants it
>chat her up
>set up drinks after work
>she tells me I can have "any girl I want". Lol no but okay
>take her back to my house
>she likes it like borderline violent
>littletoontenseforme.png
>she is asleep
>get a crying call from an aquentinces gf
>she is drunk and in the neighborhood and there is some creep following her
>okay I go let her in
>she is crying about how she can't believe one of our friends got in a car accident
>we make out and I finger her while Asian is passed out up in my bed
>call her a cab and send her home
Next
>be 19
>me and my buddy are playing left for dead
>get way wasted
>his gf comes over
>we are doing shots
>buddy goes downstairs
>gf asks if I want to see her boobs
>yes
>she shows me her tits
>lol
>buddy comes back
>his gf does a strip tease for us
>I leave so they can bang
Next
>24
>roommates gf has a friend in town
> we go out to breakfast
>give her a tour of the house
>fuck her without saying a word in my room with everyone else fucking around downstairs
next
>Mormon chick likes me
>we go on some dates
>tells me no sex
>we have sex
Also
>Banged my sisters maid of honor and she had a bf at the time
>did coke off and fucked a Mexican stripper
>fucked my friends army buddy (a girl) when she came to visit on leave
>fucked a big titted Puerto Rican girl at my office when 21, we worked late nobody else was there
>had sex with an alleged lesbian
I have more, I guess I'm more Chad then I realized
>>28027047
Yeah like 4 months ago shortly after it happened
Surprised to bump into anyone that read that tbqh
I punched a guy in the face once.
Never hit anyone in my entire life.
I think he tried to touch my dog and I lost my shit.
Don't touch my baby
>My brother's girlfriend was having a birthday party
>Was invited so I went
>Had a few drinks
>Someone brought weed with them and offered me a hit
>Everyone decided to go to a bar but because I was under 21 I had to use my brother's expired ID and hope they didn't notice
>The girlfriend's sister offered to pretend to be my gf to help me get in
>It work but we still pretended after getting in
>ended up having my arm around her shoulder for most of the night
Does this make me a cyborg?
>teacher gave me a zero because I said a word
>next day
>says he will check my computer (it was an IT test)
>says he can give me 2 points maybe so I wouldn't say he's bad and blablabla
>sperg out
>"WHEN DID I SAID THAT?"
>silence
>>28027007
Did you fuck the cousin after this? Do you plan to?
Plz
>>28029676
No anon, I did not fug the cousin
>>28028147
>"WHEN DID I SAID THAT?"
>SAID
do all autists not learn correct tenses? i see this problem a lot and im curious
>tfw can never be Chad because 5'8" manlet
>>28027276
reddit.com/r/theredpill
that's what /pol/ used to be when it was good.
If you want to know more about why all women are like that, then go read that site.
>inb4 go bag 2 le leddit XDD
>>28020792
I can get introducing yourself, complimenting her looks, and asking her name, but what the fuck do you say after that? I have the personality of a doorknob, and my only hobbies are weird solitary things, so I have absolutely nothing to talk about. I could ask how she's doing, or how her day's been, but after two or three lines of discussion my ability to converse drops, and I just become silent.
>>28026848
details on the sex games you fucking mong
>>28018516
No, other than /b/ it really isn't, stop pretending to be retarded.
>>28017350
>>28018387
its /b/ tradition you disgusting fucking cross boarders
