>tfw 22 and don't know how to shower on my own
It's okay anon I can teach you how, step by step
Materials you need: bodywash or soap, a shower, towel
Step 1: Gather a set of clean clothing (Semi-soiled clothes will work in a pinch)
Step 2: Enter your bathroom, make sure a dry towel is near, strip down nude
Step 3: Step into the shower, make sure you have your soap inside with you.
Step 4: Close the shower curtain, make sure it's on the inside to avoid spilling water on the floor
Step 5: Turn the dial towards the color blue, or C, if not labeled, turn it right
Step 6: Water should now be coming out of the faucet, find the mechanism to make it come out of the showerhead, all showers are different. Sometimes you have to pull on switch where the faucet is. There should now be water coming out of the showerhead.
Step 7: Rub soap all over your body, making sure to get into every nook and cranny. Start with your chest, then arms, legs, back, armpits, crotch and finish with your asshole.
Step 8: Rinse all of the soap off of your body using water
Step 9: Turn off the shower
Step 10: Grab your towel and dry off, congratulations you just took a shower.
>>24113270
You forgot to tell him to wash his hair. With shampoo, take a small handful and just rub it thoroughly into your scalp until it's all suds, then rinse.
>>24113451
>implying you need to wash your hair
was anyone here in that showersocks thread?
I was in tears.
>>24113467
I usually shampoo and condition my hair, but I'm George Foreman, so your priorities may vary.
>>24113510
>tfw no clean NEET gf
>>24113270
You are kind anon.
>>24112999
?
Your mom's been showering you untill now or what?
>>24113611
wrong thread just fuck my shit up senpai.
>not knowing how to take a shower
What do you even mean?
>>24113270
You forgot to tell him to gently pull back his foreskin and let's the shower rinse his dick to reduce infection/smega
>>24112999
What? Like, you have never even been to a movie theater? Dont tell me you are one of those disgusting people who don't shower at the movie theater's shower before the movie.
>>24112999
epic trips XD
>>24113730
lol white people get circumcised. Only darkies have.....oh, I see.
>>24113765
Only dumb americans get circumcised, becouse they are fucking dumb. Like seriously, its so pathetic
>>24113765
Nice try shekelbergstein.
>>24112999
Smfh my family tbqh. Pic related.
>tfw 34 and don't know how to live on my own
>>24112999
>another person gets to see you naked
fuck off normie cunt that's my dream
>>24113765
fuck off kike
t. /pol/
