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Sometimes I wish I was Manlet
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>6'0
>muscular dude who hits the gym four times a week
>mildly attractive to women
>be told I am handsome and funny
>still a virgin

I honestly wish I was a manlet with an over sized girlfriend.

I've seen (with clothes of course)
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it in irl many a time, so if you are an especially handsome looking or boyish looking manlet don't bitch.

The dude will be like 5'0 and have a 6'4 girlfriend have him in her lap and pick him up.

I've seen boyish dudes get picked up by fat chicks in my class and lapsat and told how cute they are


I've even seen really fat girls have scrawny 100 pound dudes taller than them being lap sat and smushed between their boobs.

Manlets have no room to complain, just look cute instead of buff, and you can have a big bitch dom you......
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>>24080580
i would probably fuck you so dont worry. post some pics anon
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>I honestly wish I was a manlet with an over sized girlfriend.
a lot easier said then done. I'm 5'2". I literally get looked over when girls look around a room for dudes. Also, being short sucks not just for picking up chicks but in everyday life shit. I have several step stools and step laters around the house just so I can get to shit on top shelves. Have any idea how embaressing it is to need to ask someone at a store to get something off the top shelf for you?

Seriously, enjoy the fact that you're nearly a foot taller than me and can reach things high up.
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>>24080621
me 6 months ago
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>>24080580
>I've even seen really fat girls have scrawny 100 pound dudes taller than them being lap sat and smushed between their boobs.

5'6 and I want this.
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>>24080736
oh, you're not a qt azn boy. sorry anon, nothing personal; i only fuck asian guys.
youre a nice looking dude tho. i would defs hang out w/ you at weekends and kiss your cheek when we leave. you look fun. let's hang out.
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>>24080731
Idk man,
I've been told I am too manly before
I've been told I was too outgoing
the works.

my stats
>graduated college a few years ago
>work at a major gaming studio
>65k
>decent car
>my own place
>in shape
>6'
>told I am the most original person they've ever met
>can speak three languages

still no play.

Just shave all the time and grow your hair out, make yourself look younger than you are, and you will be knee deep in no time.
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>>24080801
I get that alot..........Too much too be honest...
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>>24080736
hard to tell how muscular you are under all that fat desu
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>>24080883
can lift 250 easy
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>>24080844
aw don't make me feel bad. i don't like white boys either.
what are your hobbies?
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>>24080931
>listing to jazz
>driving around
>long walks
>designing characters
>practicing foreign language
>biking
>forest exploring
>urban exploring
> learning about ancient history
>robot design

things of that nature
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>>24081056
what the fuck, you sound chill a/f. NICE. we have lots in common.
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>>24081162
I don't. I am bi, but I'm a dude.
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manlet envy
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>>24080580
>so if you are an especially handsome looking or boyish looking manlet
I just want one saving grace.
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>>24081261
Oh man.

I can't say I don't like that scenario.
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>>24081303
I swing more towards women, but yeah. Being the woman in this situation would be lovely.
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>>24081365
I really want to suck a dick.
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>>24080580
However I agree with you in some respects OP, as a manlet tall women are like 20x hotter to me. Sort of a forbidden fruit/ moby dick scenario I guess since I'll never get with them though. Any time I see an attractive tall girl, or look up at her because she's forced to talk to me for some reason it's like I'm talking to a superior being, a goddess, the way they blow me off and filter me out is beautiful in it's own regard for some reason.

This is my pain, the harsh reality of fate.
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Delicious Yuugi.
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>>24080802
The grass is greener on the other side of the fence man. maybe you're just not trying hard enough even if you're good looking you do have to put some effort into getting laid man.
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>>24081829
how much?
Don't want seem like a creeper.
The hottest girls seem to have like 5 other dicks pointed at them.

Average girls not so much.

Put your hands where they don't belong once, and you are labeled a creeper.
Don't make a move fast enough, friendzone, so what's a dude to do?
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>>24081779
This was nice ty, is there anything in english ?
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>>24080802
What languages do you speak? Any tips on learning a new language?

>>24080580
5'1 manlet reporting in, been called cute more times than I care to count. I'd kill to be called handsome and manly. I'm starting to lose hair anyway so there goes the one thing I had going for me.
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>>24082003
>Nihon-go, and French
(not a weeb, work at the US branch of a major Japanese company, aspired to do this since I was 10)

practice, watch tv shows in said language, and go to google hangouts that only speak said langauge.
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>>24081910
I've never found it translated, but here's the full thing.

http://exhentai.org/g/712219/b7a8a896de/
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>>24082112
Thanks. Uni break is coming up so I'll start learning some jap. Not for professional reasons, but I'd like to read shit without having to wait for translations.
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>>24080736

>muscular
>attractive to women
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