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I can't stop it. My cock is throbbing and fully erect almost all the time now. My cock needs pussy. I need pussy. Please someone give me pussy. I have been a virgin for as long as I can remember and I've endured it. But now I need pussy. I'll die if I don't get pussy soon. Will my suffering ever end?
>>27790983
Hookers my friend. Lots and lots of hookers.
That body is 10/10 desu
>>27790983
i know you're exagerating about your cock being hard almost all of the time, but just in case:
if you have an erection for more than about 4 hours you can suffer permanent cock damage that can lead to erectile dysfunction or even require amputation of the penis
if you have a boner for >= 4 hours, go to the emergency room ASAP
this happens because the blood gets trapped in the penis but can't get out, so no oxygen is circulating. so after a while all the oxygen runs out and the cells of your penis and all the blood in there start to die.
I think in the worst cases you can get blood infections or septic shock that can kill you.
IF YOU HAVE AN ERECTION FOR MORE THAN 4 HOURS GO TO THE EMERGENCY WARD IMMEDIATELY
>>27791053
My cock isn't hard all the time anon, it's just a metaphor for how how horny I am and how much I want to fuck.
Please femanons, if any of you want to fuck, tell me. I'll take anyone at this point. No fat chicks tho.
>>27791557
how old are you? originallo commentto
>>27792037
I'm in the same situation as OP sort of. I'm 22. Why do you ask?
>>27790983
>>27791557
Just go out and have some casual sex, then.
your suffering will multiply if you fuck and cant do it again often
>>27791053
I think I've gone nearly that long a few times when edging.
>>27790983
Acquire pussy then, faggot.
>>27792037
19 and still a virgin. It's too much to bear. I need pussy.
>>27792088
>Just go out and have some casual sex, then.
How?
Trap here willing to be your live in slave for food, safety, shelter,hormones, and cuddling.
>>27791046
this
it's surreal
>>27792088
>Just go out and have some casual sex, then.
>have some casual sex, then.
>casual sex, then.
>casual
you calling me a fucking casual m8 1v1 me faggot i'll reck u sware on me moms focking life u pleb
>>27792064
>>27792161
where live? revnh3ibvor3
>>27792161
>How?
Go out, socialize with friends and strangers, meet girls, flirt, be daring.
>>27790983
She has an absolutely incredible body, I don't think I've ever seen anyone else in my lifetime that looked so fucking perfect, wow.
>>27792228
I could travel to anywhere in Europe. Are you a girl?
>>27790983
actually, I've been getting into more contact with girls lately, been on a date with a girl and occasionally grope another chick during parties
but something has scared me yesterday. when I started fapping to animu, in my mind I had images of touching this real girl. So my question is - will real sex make it impossible to fap to animu?
>>27792247
haha yeah nvm im yonks away forget about it
>>27792228
USA NY
>>27792179
>Trap
>has a dick
Sorry but I need pussy, not cock
>>27790983
are you overexposing yourself to websites that involve sexual things? if so stop. have the willpower to stay away from those kinda threads on 4chan if it's having a negative impact on you
OR start out-letting that energy elsewhere e.g exercise
>>27792329
Please anon i need a place to stay. I have a mouth and a virgin except for toys butt snd a cup boobies
>>27792337
>start out-letting that energy elsewhere e.g exercise
I've been working out almost everyday for a full year yet no gf
>>27792401
Ok where u live?
originalo comnet
>>27792403
>yet no gf
Do you have a scoial circle? Do you approach girls, when you're out? Do you ask for cell phone numbers/ set up dates?
>>27792427
Around texas.
>>27792464
>Do you have a scoial circle?
Yes, although its somewhat narrow
>Do you approach girls, when you're out?
Yes
>Do you ask for cell phone numbers/ set up dates?
Yes and I text them for a few weeks but they lose interest and forget about my existence
>>27792494
I live in Dallas, are you near?
>>27792499
>I text them for a few weeks but they lose interest
No wonder. Girls all have minute attention spans, you have to ask them out after like 5-10 messages, not have long drawn out conversations. Baka.
>>27792562
M-maybe... do you have an email?
>>27792582
Dude I'm trying to help you but you're making this very hard, I don't want to give away personal info on 4chan
>>27792601
>you're making this very hard
A-anon... That's so lewd!
>>27792601
That is okay i just want a way to contact you in private.
>>27792581
Teach me senpai
Originalo/ comment
>>27792329
what about boipussi ?
>>27792635
Hey anon how destitute are you? I'm not close to Texas but I don't want to see you starve.
>>27792748
Pretty much completely. Im pretty worthless, mentally ill, and my fetishes arent much better.
>>27792805
Do you really have no where to stay? I can't assist with that but I might be able to send food.
PLEASE I NEED PUSSY OR ILL DIE
/originalo commmentnntn
>>27792827
Yeah my parents gave up on me.
>>27792852
I'm sorry about that anon. Visit a shelter please I'm sorry I can't do anything. Wish I was nearby so I could help you out.
>>27792852
I'm in Texas anon. I could help.
>>27792680
Sent you a message
>>27792877
Ok food is nice
>>27792902
Okay do you have an email?
>>27792910
[email protected]
It's temporary but maybe I can do something :(
>>27792910
>this nigga thinking the address is real
I think I know why your parents gave up on you
>>27792926
Sorry anon..
>>27792925
Ok sent one
>>27790983
You won't get it.
Ehhh ehhhhhjjh
>>27792956
Ok you're so pathetic, you provoked actual pity in me. Here's my advice: get to a homeless shelter, seek help from social services, etc...
Anyone got to a point where they just don't care anymore? I barely even fap anymore. What do?
>>27792961
You're the same fucker from last time. This is a real problem retard get rekt
>>27792984
I tried but the lady at the officer made me feel shy and anxious so i left.
>>27793085
Orignalomo comentartot/thread
>>27793117
No sorry im not kidding you.. al9t of ppeople think that too.
You have dick right? Then you have balls, so man up
>>27793197
I dont want to be a man plus this is really scary anon
Please any of the femanons in 4chan let me fuck unless you're fat and/or ugly
>>27790983
God damnit OP who is this Goddess?
>>27793277
One of the many goddesses out there who have 10/10 bodies yet I none of them want to fuck
Seriously is it too much to ask for someone to fuck with me?
>>27793253
Oh right, that's why you trap
>>27791557
>No fat chicks tho.
Then you're not desperate enough. Come back when you've actually hit the bottom of the barrel you normie fuck.
>>27793424
My dick won't get up unless she's at least a 6/10
>>27793417
Yeah... that offer still stands though anon.
>>27793458
Then go and fuck a decent looking chick. Holy shit, you make it sound like fucking rocket science, when it's not. I know ugly short dudes that weigh too much who can get with decent looking women. Either you're incredibly ugly or socially inept as hell. If it is the former, then you won't have a choice but going for less good looking chicks. If it is the latter, keep practicing interacting with women, and you'll get laid sooner or later.
>>27790983
>I'll die if I don't get pussy soon.
And then the world gets just a little better with your death
>>27793030
Lol wut
What last time?
>>27793566
I made the same thread two days ago and you posted a pic of a cat, mocking me bc its name is pussy like a woman pussy you fuck
>>27793524
I'm skelly, no acne, decent face yet no gf, I ve tried to fuck with decent girls but no luck
>>27793462
I can't get over your dick dude. But keep being that way and you'll get a qt gay bf
>>27793730
>I'm skelly
There's your problem. For young guys, being skelly mode is worse than having a couple of pounds too much. To girls, skelly guys are as undesirable as fat girls are to you. Gain some weight.
>>27793751
Ok... im sorry i have a penis. I didnt mean too
>>27793774
I got skelly bc I was fat. I wasn't getting pussy when fat. Your argument is invalid
>>27793781
It's ok to be gay. Just don't try to lure straight guys to fuck. Look for other gay guys
>>27793781
Don't apologize for being trans. You're having a hard enough time without feeling bad about your body.
BUT I STILL NEED PUSSY PLEASE PLEASE END MY SUFFERING!!!!11111!!111!1!!!!11
ok sorry sorry please girls I just want to fuck, ill be nice, ill do whatever you want please
>>27793875
Ok im sorry for apologizing.
>>27793813
I like guys though
>>27794033
Don't worry there's lots of gay guys who'd love to take you in
>>27793990
Are you really retarded enough to believe that begging, on the internet or in real life, has ever gotten a man laid? Stop being pathetic and creepy and get out for a bit. You can meet girls literally everywhere. If you just want to get laid, hit up a couple of bars or clubs, have a couple of drinks and talk to a couple of cuties. Don't be a sperg about it and you'll get laid within two weeks.
>>27794062
But she isn't gay, she likes straight or bi dudes clearly.
>>27794093
YOU DONT UNDERSTAND, NOONE UNDERSTANDS, YOU ALL UNDERTSTAND I MEAN DONT UNDERSTAND GUAHHHHH!!11111
>>27791053
Thanks for filling me up with anxiety. I've probably come close to edging 4 hours one or two times in my life.
Last week I actually kept a fap going for hours and my dick actually hurt the day after when I got hard again, luckily it went away after that but now I'm scared. I can still easily get hard though so I don't know.
>>27791008
>tfw tried to get a hooker but when it was time to do the deed my porn addiction reared its ugly head and I could not for the life of me get hard even though I had been hard all the time before we got naked
OP, if you're virgin and you have a porn addiction, get rid of it before attempting anything that requires getting naked with someone else. Your brain will be wired to equate sex with being alone in your room sitting and masturbating to porn, so you'll have a system error when you try to have sex with another person and your dick will not work as intended.
>lost my virginity two days ago
>realise how overrated sex is
>mfw
>>27794194
>>realise how overrated sex is
The first time is disappointing for most people. It took me at least 10 or so times to fully "get it". Now, I think that sex isn't overrated at all. Good sex, especially with someone whom you truly love, is just the best thing ever.
>>27790983
Who is this? Already tried reverse image search.
>>27791053
>>27794171
Can someone reply to me and tell me I'm not about to die of some blood related issue and have my dick removed?
I was edging a dumb amount of time that day, I definitely went soft in-between so no erection outright lasted 4 hours but I kept going a long fucking time, long enough that my dick hurt the day after.
I didn't worry about it after though since it went away fairly fast and even the day the dick hurt, I could still get hard no issues, and obviously now everything is normal.
>>27794266
It doesn't matter if you don't have sex. At least you had bad sex and good sex yu can tell the difference
>>27792644
Where?
origiiinal
>>27794062 yeah what this anon said vv
>>27794134
>>27792161
Broooo, just be yourself. It always works for me
>>27794519
>It always works for me
It does for most people.
>>27790983
pussy's for fags. just jerk it or get a dude to suck you off. bush league bro. that is some amateur shit. you used to need a lady to wipe your asshole after you took a shit, right? but then one day you realized you had things to do and you couldn't wait for mommy to come wipe your asshole for you, so you did it yourself. either take care of your business or make an arrangement with one of your bros to get it done efficiently. there's work to be done.
>>27794564
That's gay bro. Real men need pussy
>>27794564
I could be your relief, You could teach me to be effecient
>>27794635
oh yeah, it's soooo gay to have an arrangement with your bro where you suck each other off and sometimes have romantic dinners. idiot.
>>27794564
this.
who the fuck has time to date anymore? if i slip up even once i could end out on the street.
i also need all my money, all of it.
a good bro will just suck you off for free.
you have to spend money on women before they do anything.
>>2779468
Fratboy douchebag detected. I bet you think its no homo unless the balls touch
>>27794725
neet detected. men with jobs don't have time to be prancing around chasing skirts. after a long day at the office, when you're all wired from stress and you have to be back in 6 hours, what do you think makes more sense? 5 hours at the bar getting drinks thrown in your face or a quick handy from greg in accounting?
>>27794851
> a quick handy from greg in accounting?
>>27794914
there's nothing gay about getting work done. there's nothing gay about having bros help you out. there's nothing gay about falling asleep naked in each other's arms underneath greg's desk whispering sweet nothings to each other all night instead of sleeping and then sneaking peeks at each other and giggling during the morning meeting. cleaning your apartment and bringing home a cute made-up doll in a pretty dress to have tender gentle sex with is extremely gay. wake up.
>>27794720
this guy gets it.
>>27795036
Obvious troll is obvious
/Thread OriGanl COmen
>>2779212
>4hours
damn my self discipline gets concorred after a couple hours every time
i guess as long as the blood is flowing while erect it should be fine
>>27795097
took you long enough re-re
