When was the last time you kissed a girl, anon?
Was she pretty?
What happened?kv's can talk about when they got closest to a kiss
>summer before senior year of high school
>have gf
>originally asked her out 2 years earlier and she said no but then out of nowhere she approached me about it
>hanging out at her pool with friends
>conversation turns to kissing
>"yeah we haven't"
>later be in poolhouse, everyone leaves
>"so you want to?"
>"yeah K"
>tiny peck on the lips
and that's the story of my first and only kiss.
4 years ago in a Jacuzzi, she was fat and I, I was very desperate.
Made out with a cute Swiss miss 2 months ago.
>a year ago
>buddy thinks it'd be funny to kiss up on me to make her bf jealous
>wraps her arms around me
>gives me a big wet kiss on the cheek
>he's not even looking and doesn't give a shit
>>27752187
Last night
She's really cute
I dropped her off at her apartment after we finished fucking, so we kissed goodnight and she said she loved me :3
A month ago. she had the flu, gave it to me and dumped me telling me her grandpa is sick, as soon as she recovered from her flu.
>in a hot tub at a party
>drunk girl kisses dude next to her
>her ex boyfriend loses his mind and storms off
>she leans over and kisses me next
>stops when she notices her ex is gone
>pull her back in with a finger under her chin and resume making out 10x real nasty drunk shit
>ex boyfriend turns out to be the brother of a good friend of mine
>i stayed at ex boyfriends place for a week recently
>they got back together and she was there
>he doesnt know
Hilarious honestly
>>27752187
>16
>date with girl
>cheekily ask her if I could give her something
>she says no
Kiss less to this day senpai.
>>27752355
>he doesn't know
One of the greatest feels.
Last night
She had a great face; body was decent
Mutual friend's party. We were flirting immediate. Eventually, we got alone by going to get more booze for everyone. Good time.
>>27752355
pretty good familam
about one hour ago, looks like she will be my gf
am i a normie now?
>>27752332
REEEEEEEEEE
This is not a board for you, normie gtfo
>last nite
>she said:o baby I felling so down
>trying to turn me off
>when I felt left out
>so I
>I turn around
>o baby I don't care no more ,I know this for sure I'm walking out of that door
>>27752392
You kiss random girls at bars? Do you know how many dicks came in that mouth? I would never kiss a girl unless we were dating for real.
>>27752187
Around 3 weeks ago.It wasn't with my gf, but with some girl I met at a club.
>be me
>16
>make eye contact with girl
>yesterday morning
Potential bae. Stayed the night at her house where we cuddled and made out a lot while listening to shoegaze. 5'2" Mexican qt hipster girl with a fat ass and I even got to fingerblast her ;^)
>>27752552
It was a small house party, and I'm sorry that you feel that way
i haven't even got close
i almost was an hero but i called the popo an they gave me a 5250, 2 week hold. because of this i am not able to own guns for the rest of my life.
so there were some interesting girls there, this one girl was a skinny ginger, she was 19 and addicted to meth, cut herself, and was a mass murder enthusiast. she loved her some colombine. she let me do anything to her. when i left my friend told me she fucked everyone in that place. that was the last girl i kissed
>>27752187
2 days ago
My gf
>>27752665
>>27752747
My oh my
>>27752507
But then where would I post about the great sex we have?
I never kissed a girlI practiced kissing with a boy when I was 5in front of other guys
>>27752187
I was big macho in kindergarten I make 3 girls kiss me. Then I stopped growing
>>27752187
KV reporting in
>last summer
>internet oneitis comes to visit for a week
>a few days into the visit
>we decide to smoke weed
>sitting around high
>she suddenly says to me "let me see your eyes"
>look her in the eyes
>"no, closer"
>get closer
>"no no, CLOSER"
>incoherently mutter that if we get that close we would be kissing
>"don't worry, here"
>holds one hand over her mouth, one hand over mine
>put our faces so close together the backs of her hands are touching
>just sit there looking into each other's eyes for a few seconds
>eventually we pull away and just go back to being high and goofing around
I think that's my favorite memory of all timeAnd before you say anything, she's a lesbian
>>27752187
Today when we woke up.
She is petite and one of the most beautiful girls I have ever kissed.
She said that she had such amazing time with me, but there won't be second "date" becouse I am a child in her eyes (looks and behaviour)... I am 23 and she 26 btw.
Still possibly the best one-night stand in my life and will make me less miserable for few days.
>>27752187
today
you jelly, robots?
I've never even gotten close, actually.
>>27752187
>kv's can talk about when they got closest to a kiss
>never even in the neighborhood of a kiss
>Be me
>19
>On the bus in my way to college
>notice qt girl mirin at me
>stare at her back and after 5 seconds just move my head back
>notice more 2 girls mirin me on the bus
>just ignore them both
>get off the bus and go to class
>around 6 girls of my class that are in my front/side keeps moving her head and staring at me
>there's maybe more two in my back but I'm not sure
>stare at two of them and just do like I did with the one in the bus
>going home from uni
>there is this girl in the from sit that literary moved her head 180 degrees and stared at me for a solid 10 seconds
>there's this qt girl that is always in the from of the bus like siting next to the driver
>we keep locking our eyes the entire trip since 3 weeks ago
>I still a kissless virgin with no friends
Can someone please tell me what's wrong with me
>2 months ago
>about to go home
>see my crush standing
>talk to her about some things
>go outside to catch my train
>suddenly she said: "come closer"
>we kissed
>both go home
>>27752908
you're a cute autist? take a picture of yourself
>>27752782
lol nasty senpai
>>27752856
that's your fault, dude
>>27752858
Women hate dating men younger than they are usually. My ex basically broke up with me because of the 25-19 age gap
>>27752908
You have to start the conversation. Despite being into you, she probably has worse conversation starting skills than you and is nervous to do so. Just make a move, I'm in the same boat and looks cover up for autism all the time
>>27752187
I kissed this really cute girl I met at the gym a few days a go. She does these hard long kisses. She's actually coming in an hour for dinner and a movie.
Last summer. She was a friend of a friend, drunk on the back patio of a bar. She was awful at kissing and was generally annoying as fuck but we made out anyway.I lifted $20 from her pocket halfway through
>>27752948
I would put I just got an haircut 2 days ago and I think I look like a fucking egg with pubes
I think it killed my last bit of selfsteam ,I mean at least with my relatively long hair I had something to look and say:wow that looks great today
I regret that haircut so much
The only thing that's worst than my regret for my haircut will be my regret for all those chances I lost
I know one day it will hit and hit hard
The last time I had sex, about 3 weeks ago
She is very pretty but I feel no emotions at all, not just for her, for everyone
3 years ago. I was very drunk. If she wouldn't have been fat she could have been an 8, but she was a 4, alas.
>>27752187
yesterday
oh god yes
we were watching a movie
Freshman year of high school, with exgf. She was a bit below average. Would make out during homeroom in stairwells when nobody was around. First and last girl I've kissed
>>27753276
stairwell kisses were the best
>>27752187
A hooker. I could taste my spunk in her mouth so it wasn't great tbqh.
>>27753070
Hey, at least your hair will grow back senpai. Don't give up.
>>27752552
Why do robots think about dicks so much?
>Summer 2014
>16 year old me, on a local lake park
>out drinkin with some mates
>a couple of girls walk up to us, also drinkin
>it's one of the girls' birthday
>I'm drunk
>She's wasted
>She's fat
>I'm being my regular not-very-social me, just sitting on the side, smoking and chugging from my bottle of wine
>"why are you so quiet?"
>"i kinda like that"
>I figure she's coming onto me but she's fat and ugly so I just speak little and continue chugging my wine
>she continues to blab for the next 30 minutes, I just sit and chug
>"let's go for a walk"
>nah, I'll just stay here and drink this
>"I'll go take a walk, you come catch up with me later"
>okay
>not even thinking of doing it, continuing with the chugging
>a friend starts pulling my arm
>"come on dude, she's into you, go over there and take a walk with her"
>"come on, it's her birthday"
>at this point, due to continued chugging, I don't even give a shit anymore
>we take a walk to the lake
>nobody around
>she figures I'm a pretty fuckin weird guy
>she starts asking questions
>"have you ever kissed a girl"
>say nope
>"here, let me show you"
>grabs my hands, puts 'em around her, hugs me and kisses me
>"did you like it?"
>I say it was okay
>we lay down on the shore for the next 20 minutes next to each other
>I figure I should get going home
>spend the next 10 minutes looking for my keys that dropped somewhere in the tall grass
>find 'em and get my drunk ass home on my bicycle
>wake up, can't even remember her name
thus ends the story of my first and only kiss
made out with and brought a girl home from DA CLUB last weekend. seriously just be at a club at last call and anyone can get laid. I was making out with her like 90 seconds after we met
>>27752187
2 years ago. A solid 7, even 8 somedays. I Had been her orbiter around for a year and we were actually dating, so shit was amazing. I felt I had got out of the rut I was for 20 years and my love life was finally going into the right direction.
She pretty much said we should stop seeing each other a few days after that. She came back with her ex bf and that was the end. And I'm posting here so yeah of course my love life came back to being nonexistant
>>27753449
They don't live in the real world
>>27752187
9 years ago
no she wasn't
turned she's a bipolar insane suicidal cunt. dumped her.
Last night. I'm starting to date a new girl and I kiss her but she never let's me do more. She always stops me when I try to put my hands on her or get more sexual and I think she might be a virgin.
>>27752732
You think that's bad mate. I've never even seen a girl that's my age in the physical world
>>27752187
when I was in kindergarten, a girl had a crush on me. One day she kissed me on the lips, I thought it was gross but not that big a deal. In middle school we had a class where she sat right next to me, and would constantly thank me for not letting her kiss me (I did resist, but it definitely did happen). She was probably trying to hurt me but I still didn't like her so it was more annoying than anything.
I don't really consider it a kiss because it felt more like when a dog licks your mouth. but I guess I'm technically not a kissless virgin.
A year ago. Some girl was having a competition with her boyfriend to see who could kiss the most people. She won of course. It was breddy gud 2bh, got a boner.
But before that, about 5 years ago.
>>27752187
Something like a month ago. First time ever. I was drunk like a motherfucker and she was pretty ugly although she had a god tier butt.
It was alright.
>>27752187
Last summer. Was babysitting when the older sister of the kid came home. She was about barely 18. Decent looking face with unbelievable titters. Sat on couch watching Netflix in silence and then told her to come cuddle. Started fingering her then made out and almost fugged but then her parents came home.
>>27752187
It was september or october of last year. I was at like my second college party and I started talking to this group of dorks from a different college in the city. One of them was a cute-ish girl (6/10), short hair and a fedora which i thought she was wearing ironically. Before she had to go back to her school, I walked with her and her drunk friend who she was basically babysitting at that point. They were about to climb a gate when she kissed me and we made out for about ten or fifteen seconds before she climbed over the fence too and headed out on a Lyft. All that was left was me and some drunk dude that was vomiting a lot. I ended up taking him to my place and letting him crash on my couch.
She stopped texting me about a week later. IDK why.
>>27753449
why do women off how many dicks they can fit in their mouth
personally i think its imressive
>11th grade (last year)
>see girl while walking to classes and make eye contact every day for a year
>next year i drop out and do online school
>she adds me on facebook and we hit it off
>within a few days we meet up for the first time
>first kiss on that day still vividly remember every moment leading up to it
>week or so later were hanging out again
>super weird and uncomfortable atmosphere
>drop her off at hope at the end of the night
>in her driveway sitting for a minute with each other
>awkwardly lean in to kiss each other
>she leaves the car and goes inside
>next day message her about it
>she says "i'm just not ready for a relationship right now"
>we havent seen each other since; its been almost a year
>last year
>made out with a fat chick at a club
>rammed my face in her big, soft tittes
>she asked for my number
>gave her a fake one
worst decision of my life desu
>>27753785
haha what. how?
>February or something
>GF I met on OkCupid who I never got to see because she was really busy
>Made out in her car
She was pretty qt, but only18
>>27754141
>only 18
>only
???
>4 years ago
>drinking at a female co-workers place
>sitting next to her on the couch
>her bf goes into the other room
>she kisses me on the lips out of fucking nowhere
>get really weirded out, I liked her but it just seemed wrong
>rest of evening was uneventful
>eventually cut contact with her
>still work with her but I don't talk to her anymore
I may not have gotten laid in 8 years or so, but god dammit I still have standards. A girl that would kiss another man while her bf is in the other room is a stupid whore that isn't worth anyone's time.
How about this OP.....
I don't give a fuck.
I'm a renegade.
The bad-man is here, and his name is Kurt.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5TnPjOd_To
>>27752908
You're delusional, that's probably your main problem.
>>27754262
You're right about that desu senpai
>>27754283
Dude believe me you know when someone is looking at you
>>27752187
>Be KV
>Closest I got to a kiss was when I was 7 and in kindergarten
>We were all standing in line waiting to play a game
>Girl tried to kiss me
>Ducked
>Slid down
>Sat on my ass
>Felt so cool
I don't regret it.
Two weeks ago some girl came to my dorm, we kissed and she jacked me off.
Weird thing is that it didn't even feel that special, as soon as I came I wanted her to leave.
>>27754318
the only tip i have is to reconsider suicide, if that doesn't lead to a fortunate end then perhaps stop trying to fuck your family. You are why this world needs prostitutes, I'm not putting that down at all, that's fine, go bang hookers. You're a poison to the gene pool though, don't breed.
>>27754404
Wait what
I'm not trying to fuck my family
>>27754346
>tfw when I was the kid in kindergarten trying to kiss the girls and they kept running away :(
25 years later they still keep running.
>>27754230
I was 24 tho
This happened to me last week and I'm still bummed out about. It's not an exciting story but I need to get it out there.
>at cousin's for her birthday
>she has a friend I met a couple years ago and stayed in touch with over facebook/text off and on
>she comes to the get together at my cousins house
>their mutual friend is having a party at some bar that they decide to go to
>I don't know this guy but they tell me to come along, and by this point I'm pretty buzzed so I go
>end up spending most of the night talking with my cousins friend
>eventually everyone is drunk as fuck
>I'm sitting next to her at this table
>my cousin is standing in between us saying things like "you two would be so good together" and "you two should make out right now"
>this girl gives me a look that no girl has ever given me before
>she leans in and says something to me but I can't hear what it was because it's so loud in the bar
>end up doing nothing
even though I was drunk I was still sabotaging myself thinking that there's no way in the world she would want me to kiss her, so even liquid courage doesn't work for me
fucking hell I'm pathetic.
>>27752858
I'm hopefully gonna lose my virginity to a woman tonight
> tfw I'm 19
> she's 25
kissless virgin
>16
>summer holiday with random group in spain
>girl makes hints that I should kiss her
>don't do it
>few days later she want to kiss me
>I dodge like an autistic retard
was my only situation when I was near a kiss
>meanwhile my depressed borderline brother have his 7th girlfriend with 20
>tfw had my first kiss stolen by a guy
>>27754447
You're never too old to go after 18 year old grills, don't listen to the jealous post-wall feminists.
>>27752187
In January. Met a girl that likes me on a fluke after being alone for about a year when my first and only gf broke up with me.
We fucked, I told her she was my second, and she expressed a desire to me to want me to get out there and fuck other girls. She said I was handsome and smart and funny and that it's stupid of me to feel about myself the way I do. She said, "I got you".
Then she started going through some personal family shit and basically cut all contact with me.
So now breach a point where I'm 23, and the only two women who ever said the phrase, "I've got you" pretty much just fucking dipped out of my life.
Not that it matters as I might be alone for the rest of the time, but I am thoroughly done with trusting or having faith in women as serious emotional partners.
Life's probably better if you live it alone for yourself, anyway
>>27752771
Try normiebook
>>27754536
Amen nigga
Kissless virgin
>halloween 3 years ago
>at small party of old roommates/college friends
>very drunk (blackout/little memory)
>most everyone had fallen asleep
>girl (friend of friend) and I are awake
>had talked to her a lot of the night
>torrent a movie to watch before sleep
>wake up with her in my arms, cuddling in a chair
>doubt anything else had happened
>fall back asleep as don't want to wake her up
>wake up later and she had made breakfast
>both somewhat embarassed as no memory
>says I'm comfortable and warm
I don't remember how it got to that point. This is one of the few girls I've been able to talk to continually without the conversation feeling forced or dying off. Similar things have happened with this girl, just only under the consumption of alcohol. I never put anything into it, as I figured she was just naturally flirty or something. Only see her through events of friends of friends, as I never take the initiative and don't want to make things awkward. Won't likely see her for a couple years as she's in another country for now.
>>27752187
we were slowdancing at her winter ball and it just happened
we fed eachother waffles after and before i left we madeout in her house
..........I miss you Ashley come back and be my sweet peach again. Some anon hold me. I want to feel complete again.
>>27752691
Lucas? Lazerwolf?
>>27752187
>tfw still haven't kissed a girl
Most of it is just that I'm not interested, but it really bothers me for some reason.
>>27752187
>Sophmore year of high school
>Dating fattest girl in my grade to make myself feel better about myself
>We go on multiple dates and she never wants to kiss me
>Finally take her behind library after we see movie
>Talking for almost twenty minutes before I work up the nerve to ask her if I could kiss her
>She seems hesitant but excepts
>Small peck on the lips followed by silence
My mom refused to pick me up so she had to ask her mom to drive me home, it was the most awkward car ride I'd ever been in. When I got home I found precum all over the inside of my pants.
Last week
worse mistake I've ever done
>18
>suddenly not kv anymore
>knowing how kissing feels
>coping with the fact I've spent my whole life doing nothing got a lot harder
And I think I'm developing feels for her
>>27755097
>kill her
>consume corpse
>???
>profit
>>27754262
>robot with standards
You did the right thing tho
