>Haven't showered, changed clothes or changed underwear in about three weeks
>Groin smells so bad I can smell it even through my clothes
>Penis has this weird fish smell to it
>Ass smell is unbearable (yes, I wipe)
>Groin is a hot, sticky, sweaty, itchy mess
>Can't describe the itching, it's like this constant tingling
>Pretty sure I've developed a fungal infection down there
>So uncomfortable but still too lazy to shower
Time to kill myself any day now.
Just take a fucking shower jesus christ it isn't that hard.
I rarely bathe, and my groin has a rich, musky stink to it, but it's never fishy or unpleasant, just sexually arousing and pungent.
My ass pretty never smells (I'm actually pretty clean about my butt and clean it after poops). My armpits often have this sour-reek, and my clothes are so oily they feel like they're wet and heavy after being washed.
You do probably have a fungal infection though, senpai. Get yourself some lamisil AF spray; that happened to me once. Went away after a week and a half of lamisil. Shit is magic.I can't go more than week without bathing because of the itching.
Does anybody in hereactually like the fishy smell their dick sometimes gets???
I want to sniff a stinky NEET princess!
Is this the smell fetish general?
>>27686494
Yes! I want to smell a cute girl!
>>27686559
What's the stinkiest you'd go?
Where would you sniff?
>>27686603
I want to sniff her unwashed hairy armpits and her stinky pussy!
>>27686039
goddamn, just take a fucking shower already. You don't even have to do it daily, I do it every other day or third day.
>Squat to shave butt/hole after sweating gallons in my sleep
>Smell wafts up
>Cock gets hard and gets in the way when I try to shave from the front
Smelly girly armpits!
>mfw bathe once a week, sometimes once in 2 weeks
>mfw even if I don't bathe I don't really get itchy, my hair just gets greasy and odd looking
>just wash face, clean my ass after shitting and brush my teeth to prevent tooth problems
>tfw I completely tolerate someone or someplace stinks, no matter how smelly
fuck people that feel they should be sparkling clean every single day and judge others for not showering every single day, bunch of sissies that can't tolerate to be a bit dirty
>I don't care if girls don't wash for a while
post more comix, I enjoy it
>>27687262
>post more comix, I enjoy it
>you will never experience this
>you will never smell a girl
>tfw gf has hairy, stinky armpits that reek like onions and feet that can fill up the room with stench
she also braps a lot. it's a good feel
Are stinky cocks okay too?
>tfw cutfag and will never know what smegma smells like
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>>27686039
That sounds really nice anon. I wish I could drag your disgusting ass to the bathroom and thoroughy watch every square millimeter of your body, complete with pedicure, manucure, shaving and whatnot. Ah, it would feel so refreshing.I'd even apply fungicide cream on your no-no parts, yes.
bumperino
oranginal communt
>>27686039
shower at least once in 3 days anon, its not that hard
>>27687841
That sounds lovely. I'm going to go out tomorrow to get some Lamisil AT stuff and take care of this once and for all!
Anybody else experience symptoms mentioned in the OP before due to poor hygiene?
>>27688766
Wear either little clothing to bed or sweat-wicking clothing, because if that moisture gets trapped under layers of cotton clothing while you're sleeping and not bathing, it provides a nice environment for microbes to thrive and infect your skin within.
>Go unwashed for 1 week - 1 month, it varies
>Whenever I bathe, I get really fucking annoying dirt rolls that just keep coming off of me
>Have to rub at wet skin for stupid amounts of time until they stop
Is there a way to end this? I also have to use a bath - no shower - so it's even more tedious... and the bath ends up with a dead skin pool at the bottom. I hate this shit. Even when I bathe more regularly I get it
>>27688840
You have to bathe consistently in hot water, it takes time to get rid of all of the dead skin.
>>27689226
Yeah I do that but I still have to sit there and scrub for so long. I understand that you have to soak that first layer, but then I have to rub that soaked layer off. It doesn't just come off, even if super hot water. Takes so long. Idk how many other people have this. I get it bad even if I'm making effort to wash more often.
I didn't bathe for 2 weeks and I got a huge boil on my ass cheek. Couldn't even sit down without pain. After about two more weeks it finally exploded, went through a whole roll of paper towels before it was dry enough for a bandage.
I think it was almost a carbuncle, the huge bump had white heads all over it.
>>27686343
This is disgusting but I got a semi anyway.
>Dick logic
>>27688807
This, this is why I do daily cardio.
Imma coming grills!
>>27689484
me too
>feels surprisingly good
Take a shower you dipshit,maybe that's why people don't talk to you
>>27686039
I used to go two weeks when I was maximum depression mode. Why don't you go shower so you can masturbate with soap? At least shake up your fap habits once in a while, should be nice.
