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2016-04-03 02:05:29 Post No. 27591978
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2016-04-03 02:05:29
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>staying home taking care of sick sister
>parents are out on date
>one benefit of having a shut in for a child is free babysitting 24/7
>suggest they go to a pizza place for date and bring back pizza
>spend day watching sister play cooking mama and my sims
>eating blandest home made soup in the world since she's too sick to eat anything else, just got off a liquid diet
>keep trying to get her to play the newest smash bros game I bought her for Christmas
>"no anon I don't like that game"
>try to get her to play twilight princess
>"look, this game was really popular when I was your age"
>start new game for her
>she quits almost right away
>"its too complicated anon"
>I try to show her how fun it is by playing it alone for two hours
>"i want to play my sims now anon!"
>let her play immediately upon her making the request
>parents come home
>mfw they actually brought back pizza
>"here you two, we brought you back some dinner!"
>I am overwhelmed by joy, it's like my birthday
>no pizza like surprise pizza
>we open the box
>but then
>"what is this"
>"it looks like artichoke"
>"where's the sauce"
>"where's the cheese"
>most disgusting pizza in the world smells like asscrack
>"oh, your sister still can't have any dairy or spices so we ordered one without that"
>I feel so used
>didnt want to be ungrateful so I take a slice and begin choking
>chokin on artichoke
>and tears
>they come to inspect the pizza and recoil in horror
>they take it away and throw it out
>"oh anon I'm so sorry if we knew it'd look like that..."
>what did they expect from a no cheese or sauce pizza
>now I have no din din
>angrily eat orange jello from fridge
>I hate orange jello
>it gives me a headache
>have to lay down on couch where sis is playing fucking my sims
>this game makes you shake the Wii remote for EVERYTHING so she keeps bouncing the cushions while I'm trying to rest my head
>slowly begin to get nauseas
>"could you please stop shaking the couch I don't feel well"
