Tags: r9k, omegler9k, r9komegle, robot9001
Get in here I have nothing better to do
got dc'd from caricaturebro
>>27661865
that man looks like a school shooter
>>27661699
>go to omegle to meme it up and just pretend to be retarded
>find serious people who want to actually talk
>go to omegle to be serious and talk with robots
>find literal memers doing retarded shit
also
>run into the same faggots over and over again
>girls automatically skip because you don't have a cam
The last one is a reminder that women are whores
>strangers see me
>they just disconnect before even starting conversation
you're all a bunch of autists
>>27661980
guys do the same retard and skip if no cam. your beta-ness really shines when you blame all women if one girl doesn't like your obese NEET ass.
>>27662268
I'm not obese
Seriously though, I have to type first in order to not get skipped and have fun for a while with some other guy, and guys don't skip even you have no cam
but girls automatically skip, they literally want chad with a webcam, and by chad I mean some other faggot that isn't me
>>27662352
Guys skip all the time cuz they want to find s gril and grils skip all the time cuz they want chad
I want to chat with robofriends but I don't want to turn on my cam
will you all really skip me if I just black box...
>>27662268
I and most people ive asked get skipped more when they cam
> he said yes
omg guys what do i do now omgomogmomg
>>27661865
HE'S HERE YOU GUISE
I'm on my way buckos, gonna screencap all of you faggots
>>27663441
>Getting skipped by that androgynous looking girl
Fuck you too. And get in here guys, I'm getting bored.
will any of you robots stop being attention whores and use the text chat?
found them under the 'markiplier' tag
who else here /holdinganEpipen/?
Real pepperoni boy @ faghu
>>27664307
Out of all the cancerous tripfags that have set foot on omegle, you probably are the worst.
>>27664307
wew both parties are very underage
who here will be my mommy gf
>>27664307
This fucking guy is probably the most annoying piece of attention whoring shit I've seen in here
for all the future anons i'm adopting into the upcoming race war
http://pastebin.com/5L77et9E
just so i dont get algo banned from omegle
>>27666315
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEgUs2ILb0U
>>27666464
ME KEKING right now
here you go! :D Enjoy!
>>27666577
thats my friend omg
>>27666577
black chad reporting. will try to get titays for you robros
>>27666577
Why do you wear the mask?
orgisda
>>27666760
sorry. not happening
>>27666808
funny, that's what the last one said.your female instincts are no match for the thundercock
>>27666760
Black chad, it's me chinanon I miss you
>>27666808
WITNESS ME (get dem azin tittays out)
>>27666577
Hung up immediately. I'm gonna r9k this shit hardcore
>>27666577
You're not better than me. I'm strong enough to show my face at least, you rotten cunt.
qt6.18
>>27667320
orbiters need to be rounded up and put on the moon
>>27666577
>>27666718
You bunch of fucking jews
someone post the script to only get people with the same interests
>>27667614
B^) never.
>>27667415
plz come back anon. we are pillow buddyes
>>27668096
don't ever talk to me or my suns again
Who's that long-haired faggot and why does he think he's better than everyone else?
Someone posted him in the last thread
>>27668707
I like that guy
>pink haired girl is the devil.
>>27668722
You're probably him lol.
>>27668863
Why? I saw her but disconnected because I don't wanna talk to girls lol
Tell stories tho
>>27669019
Def not him, but he is pretty chill.
Also that pink girl hair had some cool cats, too bad her cats left
>>27669082
>too bad her sister left
>>27666793
cuz she sucks too much dick
>>27666577
Fembot and plate are never seen in the same room.... same person confirmed?
>>27669310
The plate is cute
>>27669337
so is fembot :^)
Love you plate-chan.
From glasses-kun :^) <3
>>27669082
what pink haired girl
>>27664307
Ur a qt anon
NOBODY THOUGHT I WAS PRETTY ENOUGH TO POST.
FUCK ALL YOU SLAV HATERS
revive thread desu senpai
Come chat cucks
Is my omegle bf on?
>>27674404
If your boyfriend is on text then I am.
qt shota on now who up
>>27674422
No my bf uses the cam section.
>>27674422
No your gf is here. Why are you cheating on me
When will this lame "is my bf/gf on?" meme die???
I don't know why I get skipped so much..
>I'm not that ugly right.. ;_;
>>27674958
you might just be boring t b h
there are some good looking guys I regularly auto-skip because they just sit there and stare into their cameras instead of chatting actively
>>27661699
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtry60oPw4YUYNSvVkBgJrA
http://pastebin.com/u/GalvinMT
For future reference to the cult
>>27674638
Fucking soon I hope
>>27675702
I chat pretty well I think..
>I'm the army-anon btw
>tfw no bebe
Why live desu?
>>27675867
>sam hyde wannabe
Don't worry you're not the only unoriginal unfunny retard in the board, there's also hack ''pimple faced faggot'' blastard
>>27677570
>anti humor is exclusive to impressionists who have already made impressions
But i think, instead
>thread's going to prune, better talk shit
>Tfw banned.
I didn't even lewd it up
>>27678421
Did you use curse words or post links in chat?
>>27678682
I did not.
They might be giving random bans so they can make you do the community service stuff. Basically accusing you of a crime, taking away your omegle, and you have to do repetitive slave work to get it back.
how do i get girls on omegle, lads? masturbation doesn't work
>>27679010
Be good looking and somewhat interesting.
>>27679036
i'm both lad
pic related is mr
>>27679075
Well you should have no problem
>>27677570
hated in america hated in america
>>27679088
Where are the proofs?
Nothing grinds my trigger finger more than watching degenerate feminist propoganda about how "muh 60000000000 gorillion raped a year 99.9999% go unreported"
>>27679190
There is no proof
I just find the picture hilarious because of the inappropriate clown dancing in the background
>>27676942
>tfw emmanuel will never add me on skype
>>27679467
Cucked again my friend
>>27679692
white
cuck
don't do it, euroanon
>>27681390
stream it pussyfaggot
I met a pretty cool lonely fellow on here. He had an American flag in the background if his camera, he was in the military, stationed somewhere pretty desolate.
If you're reading this you're a solid guy, I hope your career works out familia.
SHE'S ALIVEE
>>27682401
that's a man, and not old enough to post.
>>27682422
i will show my pussy to the next stranger i see. he can screencap me and post here for proof
>>27682422
after looking at this angle again, I think you are on to something...
>>27682478
>>27682401
thx anonoreignaleia
no one can see me and i cant see anyone else, doe anyone know how to fix this?
>>27682518
um no problem....oregonian
>>27682401
saw a webm of her hanging herself on a doorknob
>>27682478
>>27682401
pls be my mummy gf
>>27682570
https://u.pomf.is/jfuxkk.webm
fuck that roastie asian chick
>>27682739
her name is pronounced as kira?
>>27682739
woahwoahwoah what the fuck she did heroin?
some little girl just took a picture of me and put it on her snapchat
>>27682831
>>27682831
her dad is korean, her mommy is ukranian
>>27682739
>https://u.pomf.is/jfuxkk.webm
fuck that, just whoring more views.
who the fuck is the tranny asian guy?
>>27682908
I've saw her tiddies :^)
reminder to compliment my muscles or ill ddos you
>>27678368
fuck.......................that is so horrible.
>>27682739
fuck off roasty whore, nobody cares.
>>27683020
she showed me her nazi drawings on her chest, that was it
>>27683136
she started insulting me and calling me a cuckold
get in here yo.
the text-only section if true robot.
who is that fag with no shirt on with the glasses? he looks over from his monitor and next'd everyone
lol haha lel tehe wew blox
>>27683606
>white people were enslaved and sold
So Jews and slavs are white when you want it, not when you dont.
>>27683811
shut the fuck up and show me your tits
>>27683811
>slavs
>not white
>there aren't different kinds of white people
Americans
Black guy is ddos on omegle again
>tfw no webcam ;_:
fuck man feels bad.
>she will never show her feet to you again
where did you go anon? i miss your feet
>>27683811
google the irish slave trade
>>27684087
>slavs
>white
Only pure germans are white
text chat is so boring and full of memes
>pic related typical conversation in text
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFAabXPaHGM
>>27685303
>waiting 20 minutes in a single omegle
cuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFAabXPaHGM
x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFAabXPaHGM
xx
>>27685454
he was typing sometimes and i thought he was going to say something
i thought he was having an anxiety attack
>>27685532
i dont get it
this isnt funny
>>27685603
who said u wud get 2 laff? no1. dats wat i thot
>>27661865
This is David. He is a massive faggot from /soc/ and posts threads there daily asking for attention.
Do not enable him or he will move here and selfpost constantly.
STOP SKIPPING ME REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>27685999
WOAH man check out those HOT TRIPLE DIGITS !!!
>>27685999
sick trips kid
>>27685999
You didn't screenshot me kid
this dude has serious problems
>>27686094
What the fuck are you wearing?
Some terrible normie clothing you got there
>>27686157
Hehe greetings
>>27686158
I don't spend 90% of my time online kid
>skipped by dudes for being 'normie' and 'having a jew nose'
>skipped by girls for not being attractive enough
ahahah time for death
>>27686158
>he changed after seeing this post
lol
>>27686332
I changed even before. You kids really live in a paranoid world.
>>27686394
>im not actually insecure guys i was just kidding haha
>>27686553
>[
I changed my outfit again son
>>27686394
Dude you don't belong here. Go to another board.
>>27686566
>>27686577
pepperoni'd
>mfw a tranny appears on cam in front of me
>>27686733
hahah that made me laugh
>>27686733
trannies are cooler than fembots though
GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OOOOOUUUUUT
blox
>>27686958
>getting called roasty by the gains king himself
boy am i laffin
>tfw will never be as big as gains king
>ywn give him a hug
>>27686958
You're really hateful man
>>27687012
smelly dumb tranny scum
>>27687012
not even a good tranny but a shit tranny
yea cool
>>27687398
why is your kind everywhere i go
there is no respite from this degeneracy
I went to the tumblr tag expecting androgynous tomboyish girls and whatnot. I got fat mexicans with dyed hair.
I'm dissapointed.
>>27687990
It's a lesson we all learn.
I'd do anything to see the bf once again
all of the normies are finally dead
what happened to that really hot chad polish dude?
so what do people talk about on omegle
>>27688561
what did he look like? pics?
damn, got paired with the other neckbeard, but my cam wasn't working
another qt with a mask :^)
>>27688921
very unoriginal mask desu
>>27688921
what a fucking retard dude
I don't even know what to think anymore
>>27689220
>you look like my boyfriend
kek
>>27689145
sure toasted that roastie huh
>>27689312
i appreciate the meme but dont patronize me pls
>>27689372
too late anon
I would go on omegle and talk down on you more, but the most intellectually stimulating thing I can handle discussing right now is either porn, anime, video games or politics, or in other words, things that I don't have to think much about
>>27662866
Yeah men will skip you when they see you're a man
>but men are angels!
>>27687012
With love from the best shota~
be yourself
>>27661699
bumpity bumpy bumpdsss
>>27689741
I will. Thank you. You were awesome. :3
>>27689918
So tell me about yourself, buddy.
>>27661699
guys i have to write this here, since i have to tell somebody. i still cant believe it and am slightly worried.
> be me on omegle all day with abs out, or dick, no face showing
> after having some average semi wins after 10 hours on omegle i have my dick out whenever a girl comes on in a last act of desperation
> fully nude hot girl appears
> holy shit she must be fake
> asks me to show face
> ask her to hold up fingers
> mfw shes real
> first time i ever showed face on there, fuck it
> tells me to make her do anything i want
> she does everything
> licking tits, sucking dildo, spiting on tits, riding dildo
> she shows me her boyfriend is sleeping in the same room
> asks me if she is a slut and enjoys it when i call her that
> we cum together
> still paranoid, ask her if she recorded me
> she says no no no
> mfw
do girls like this exist or was she an internet pornstar who recorded me for one of those pornstar does stuff with losers videos? she surely had pornstar abilities. anyways, it was fucking hot. and no, i didnt do screenshots. i dont want them of me so i dont wana do it to the girls i meet.
>>27690203
Yeah bro, you fucked up.
>>27690203
sounds like a win
>>27687012
hahaha holy shit
what's your livejournal dude? wanna link your gaia profile for us :^)
goodnight elizabeth sleep tite
>>27690268
tfw I still go back on gaia occasionally
he's been through a world of pain and now came back with horns
E V I L
V
I
L
>>27690230
how so?
original tbqh
>>27690291
night zane
>>27690299
I KNOW YOU DO FAGGOT THAT'S WHY I ASKED
>>27690087
DONT IMPERSONATE ME
>>27690321
my main man
originalocomenntato
>>27690262
it sure was. im getting calmer now and am believing she was just a legit slut. i mean it was in the moderated section, she would have been banned any second anyway being fully nude... i know you can reset the ban, but there are enough guys in the unmoderated section too. if there are guys like me, there is the small chance on a female equivalent i guess. i hope it will be just that: the omegle jackpot. a once in a lietime win, if youre really really lucky. i mean i had my fair share of girls i convinced into being a slut for me on cam. but this situation was so much hotter
mfw mommy leaved
>>27690349
night orbiter #459393403
Ran into a guy RP as a nazi, listened to him for a little bit about Jews, but when i took the opposition he ended the conversation because i was disagreeing with him.
I'm disappointed someone so arrogant claims to be a nazi tbqh.
Was asked to cap her for validation ^_^
Just met an inmate on Omegle with 4chan tags
>>27691361
4 SCOOPS
>>27691383
bro u mad?
>tfw was meme'd by a fake cam
This anon is faking he's sleeping. Seems like a cool guy, although the joke is not funny.
>>27691968
looks like a mommys boy 2 me, friendo.
>>27691884
mommy is very clever desu
dont tell her im still awake
>>27691261
Guys dont trust moot. Hes tricking you : )) Moot never caps ppl. Something fishy is going on.
>>27687008
Claiming my husbando. Didn't match with him but he's mine now
robot tried to put me on the same medication as him but i'll have to decline
I would make her my internet gf
>talk to a cute brown grill who thinks she looks manly
>will never see her again
>why even live
>>27691361
#leavingyourhumanitybehind
> tfw omegle thinks i'm a bot
>>27693130
shouldn't you be flattered?
this girl was on earlier
she looked... anterior to borders...
>>27693267
skip guy has a video of her flashing him her titties
>>27693301
ugly spic
>>27693301
is he mexican? he keeps nexting me
>>27693301
yes. that video proves she does, indeed, have tits for those that were wondering whether she had them or not
>>27693267
those are big hands. you think she could take an average sized man in an unarmed combat provided she had proper training in unarmed combat?
>>27693337
this confirms my suspicions
>>27693347
well, yes, of course - provided she had proper training. the average male's skull could not take a proper punch from a big boned hand like that
>>27693301
he is a natural leader and possess a certain aura that you can not really put on finger on
but it's there. it's undeniably there
>>27693471
autsim?
oregeno comment desu
Some cuck who looked like the my name is earl dude just called me a loser. I feel sad
The King has spoken.
>>27693630
i called him adam lanza
>>27693630
that guy is a cuck
>>27693650
no. i'm adam lanza. what the fuck, man
he can't be everyone
i didnt mean to skip you jordan bro ;_;
if you want to talk to grills put tumblr and feminism into your interests
>>27693809
Thanks anon I'm really horny tonight
f-fuck you im not a mushroom
>>27693831
I caught you you fucker. Also most of the grills will be fat but beggars can't be choosers.
>>27693858
I love fat people. might add the BBW tag too
lol at least two of the omglers took my advice to troll for women with tumblr and feminism tags
i see you weaboo and tits flasher
pretty boy strong chin guy added to the list of horny dudes
>>27693983
I only saw the suicidal anon
>>27694190
i just got you chinaman
good luck finding that cigarette, music guy
>>27694225
no plzz blackbox, i'm like the only chinaman
>>27694268
your kind is endangered, its true, but i suppose you'll fix that if you bang a tumblr fattie from omeegle
>>27694262
lol I couldn't get shit. Being poor sux.
Also go watch 'Dig!'
>>27693663
i have him on a skype group and it's like 90% the femanons talking about him and all of the anons getting cucked
>>27694348
what group desu
>>27694356
his skype is facebook:romangra74 and he talks a fucking lot about personal finance, protip.
never44getti
>>27692271
already claimed him you fucking dumb ugly slut
>>27695366
> tfw someone replies to their own comments :\
I think that kid has autism spectrum disorder, talked to him a few times already
>>27692271
No, i saw him first! desu!
>>27695613
i'm jealous that someone is getting attention and is good looking: the post
come on guys get in text chat
