This is a story that started happening to me about 6 months ago. It's something that has definitely changed my life permanently and I'm trying to deal with
> Girlfriend of two years
> She and I are both pretty short (I'm 5'5" and she's 5'2")
> Absolutely beautiful pale brunette with 34C knockers
> No ass tho
> I'm a skinny dude but due to bad genes have protruding and large ass
> Inside joke between us that I have a better ass then her
> She'll occasionally scoop my ass while saying "Two Scoops! Raisin Bran!"
> I've actually always been pretty self conscious about how fat kind of builds around my ass but I play it cool with her
> Bout a month ago we're getting pretty frisky one night
> She's groping on my butt and biting my ear
> She asks if we can try something
> Ready to nut but say okay
> She pulls out a tight black dress, one that I personally love in terms of showing her boobs
> She wants me to wear it
> Ohhellno.jpg
> I'm sweating trying to laugh it off
> She says it's just a game
> Okayfinewhatever.jpg
> Put on dress, it's actually a little loose up front but hugs my ass
> She makes me do a little cat walk
> Weirdly dress makes me feel kinda sexy
> Pop one of the largest boners ever, feels like it could pop right through the dress
> She pretty much tackles me, undresses me and we fuck so hard my ikea bed frame cracked
> As soon as I cum, realize how weird everything we just did was.
> Immediately put on pants, wear full clothes to bed that night
Continue?
> A few days go by, try and not talk about it
> She keeps trying to bring it up when we have sex
> I just try to keep kissing her trying not to acknowledge it
> Don't tell friends or anyone what happened
> It's a Saturday night two weeks later
> We're having a movie night
> She's dressed particularly seductive for a Saturday night
> Short shorts and tank top
> She's rubbing against me, can't help but pop a boner
> She begins to fully straddle me
> NoMoreGuardiansofTheGalaxyForUsIGuess
> Start to really get into it
> She undresses me fully right on our couch
> Goes down on me
> It feels fucking amazing
> On the verge of cumming when she gets off
> Says she'll be right back
> Comes back with a thong and a bra
> I begin to retreat but she begs me
> Reminds me how good it was last time
> Tells me she'll fuck me like never before if I let her do whatever she wants
> Fine.
> She takes me into the bathroom and draws a bath
> We get in together, she sits behind me
> She washes me with her shampoo and her bodywash
> Smells Fruity
> When we get out she gets on her knees again
> Blowjob time? No she's putting something on me
> It's shaving cream
> try to protest, she argues I barely have any hair on my legs anyways
> Can't deny, the spots she shaved so far look so smooth
> Get boner from my own smooth legs
> She shaves both of my legs
> Rubs this coconut cream on my body
> It becomes somewhat of a sensual massage
> Eventually I get dressed, another tight black dress
> She sits me down and applies some makeup on my face
> It feels like it's taking forever but she finally shows me it's kind of shocking
> Look like a girl, completely hairless
> Tells me my name is Lindsay
> Next thing I know we're making out
> I wanna nut so bad
> No, she wants us to go out
> hellno.jpg
> She says I can do whatever I want if she takes me out to a club
> Say fine
Continued...
>girlfriend
Stopped reading there
Delete this thread on your way out normie
>>27657302
>We take a cab to a club in downtown
> There's a big line I try so hard not to talk but she's chatting away with people in line
> "This is my friend from out of town, she loves to party"
> Finally we're in, I can blend in
> To my dismay people are checking out me and my girlfriend
> Super embarrassed, tell GF I'm getting a drink and run to the bar
> Stupid dress has no pockets and scared to go into either bathroom so just kind of wander around
> Eventually get lost and start looking for my girlfriend
> Fuck, see her dancing in between two guys, making out with one of them
> I want to cry so hard, I'm so embarassed and I'm dressed like a fucking tranny
> Try and get her attention, pull her arm
> She notices, stops making out and pulls me into the dance
> dude she was making out with grabs my waste and starts grinding hard on me
> Feel the boner he had from my GF on my bare thigh, try to get out of it
> He grabs my face and throws his tongue in my mouth
> I pull away but girlfriend whispers in my ear
> "Go on, have a little fun"
> Guy returns tongue in my throat
> He tastes like alcohol and I don't want to but Girlfriend is pushing me into him
> He begins to cup my ass with his hands
> Next thing I know he's lifting me up, his hands under my thighs as we make out on the dance floor
> Girlfriend is screaming and cheering
> Eventually he puts me down
> Asks if me and my girlfriend want to go to him and his buddy's place
> She politely declines thank god
> She gives me her purse and tells me to cover myself
> Idk what she's talking about until I look down and see that I had a raging boner
> Get the fuck out of there
Continued
>>27657365
nigga wtf is wrong with you
>>27657422
> When we're back home my girlfriend is soaked through her underwear
> Finally, heterosexual relations
> Get boner ready to enter her
> She goes into the closet and pulls out the largest phallic looking thing I've ever seen
> Wut
> She says she wants to take my virginity
> I'm still in a black dress, try and back away
> She flips me over, and begins to apply lube around my ass
> I can't believe this is happening
> Think of how degrading this is
> Think of my father right as she gets behind me
> Asks if I'm ready
> Say I really don't want to do this
> She says don't worry baby
> Enters me slowly
> I moan involuntarily at the weirdest sensation I've ever felt in my life
> Like shitting but reverse
> She starts slow, my asshole feels like it's being stretched a bit
> Then she holds me down and begins fucking me harder
> Asks if I like being her bitch
> I try to respond but words don't come out
> Just mixed pain noises
> She pulls out
> Tells me to get on my back
> I do
> Tells me to lift my legs
> Says she's going to take me missionary like a good catholic girl
> I make direct eye contact with her as she enters me again
> She starts slow, by now she's hitting my prostate and my boner is in full force
> She lets out a gasp as I cum on my own stomach from the sensation of getting fucked by my own girlfriend
> Makes me eat her out
> Next day wake up. Realize everything that went down. Really don't want this to happen anymore
Rock hard. More, you faggot
>Go to work that week, thinking of ways to break up with my girlfriend
> Finally decide it has to be done
> Friday night, sit her down
> Tell her what she did has really hurt me
> I can't take this emotional pain anymore
> I'm a straight man and if that's not what she wants it's fine but I can't do this
> She cries a little bit
> Says she's sorry and asks if I love her
> I say of course I do but I can't do this
> She says she doesn't understand, I clearly like this
> Said she had a big surprise for me
> I feel terrible
continued..
>>27657637
WHAT COULD THE SURPRISE BE
why the fuck would you put on the dress think twice
> Say that I might have liked it but it wasn't cool to rape me
> Suddenly she slaps me across the face
> Says what she did was consensual and I fucking liked it
> Don't ever say that was rape
> she hits me again
> Says to get dressed as a girl
> Says she's fed up with my protests
> I want to fight back but can't hit a girl
> She hits me a few more times
> shoves me into my room and locks the door
> I'm trying not to cry again
> Eventually say fine, get dressed again
> Just want the bad emotions to end
> She hugs me and says thanks so much baby I love you
> I'm just so confused
> Make up again, says we're having guests over
> Oh fuck
> It's the dude from the club last week and his friend
> Apparently my girlfriend and him have "met up" a few times and explained the situation
> His friend is bisexual and is down
> His friend, 6'6", grabs me and pulls me in
> Fuck, oh well
> Make out with this dude, as my girlfriend makes out with the other guy
> Eventually pants are taken off
> Girlfriend says to watch and learn as she sucks the dick of the dude next to me
> My guy pulls his dick out.
> Holy fuck it's so big. 9 inches easy
> Way bigger than my dick ever was
> Try to suck, pretty much gag, but know my dick enough that I do a fine job
> Eventually we go to the bedroom
> Girlfriend makes me hold her hand as we both get taken from behind, fucked side by side by two huge jacked men
> I want to cry, I don't want this to be my life at all
> That night, as my girlfriend lay in bed with our two huge boyfriends, their cum still shimmering on our behinds I cry softly and she hears me
> Smirks as she looks over and says "Aren't you glad Bernie Sanders is our president"
FUCKING KEK
shit i read all of it
POLITICAL and tasteful, I'm proud.
I want this to happen to me so bad. I'm feeling the bern. In my cock.
Screencap this shit. Easily one of the best greentexts I've seen recently
Fucking hell I was about to say how this was the worst fucking greentext I've ever read, but dat ending.
10/10 OP
>>27657688
NIGGA POST IT ON /POL NOW!
FUCKING HELL IT WAS BRILIANT
I'm hard and ever so keen for trump to win. Well played sir
Wow that gave me a raging original comment
10/10 did not dissapoint, OP you fucking glorious cunt
OP, you bastard you, had me going for a good while
i'm turned on, confused and happy
well done OP
thank you op.
deserves a better board than r9k
I'm screencapping this guys hold on
Fucking kek, this is brilliant
Include me in the screenshot niggers so I can see myself in the /r/4chan post
10/10 i knew it was a bamboozle one but i kept reading because it was interesting.
Fine job OP
>>27658011
Can't put it in one file right now, someone else needs to do it.
1/7
>>27658143
2/7 biatch original comment
>>27658158
3/7 i have enough filler
>>27658167
4/7 here here original
kek I'm glad to read a good greentext like that with a good old /b/ tier ending
well done
>>27658192
5/7 zamboogle niggers shit cuck
>>27658210
6/7 ojoewfijeoiwjfeiow ugh
>>27658227
7/7 last one goyim
>>27657302
This^. Get out get out!!!
>>27657688
AYYYYYYYYYYY
LAY
MAOW
here it is in one piece
Who ever post this on /r/4chan better not ruin the ending in the title.
Btw my sister has huge boobs and no ass so i imagined her the whole time as the gf.
