Can we have another "he imagined thread"?
>he imagined to be a SS officer at a nazi concentration camp
>for some reason all of his bullies are in that concentration camp
>he sends them to the gas chambers and imagined holding them a speech to why this is right and why they totally deserve this
>>27655269
Obligatory holohoax comment
I wish I could contribute to this thread, I have a bad imagination. I guess one time I wished I was struck by lightning, and got something cool out of it, like death, or those scars, or superpowers
>>27655269
>he imagined being a pirate on the free seas
>singing shanties and raiding ports with friends ready to give their life for him
>>27655269
>He imagines he becomes leader of some kind of heavily armed foreign country.
>He occupies his home country.
>Legions of jackbooted thugs patrol the streets, brutalizing the local populace.
>Chads have their homes raided, their stacy wives raped in front of them and their Chadlet kids murdered for sport.
>Any kind of feeble resistance is instantly met with gulags for the entire family of everyone involved for generations.
>He never gives a speech, he never even really acknowledges that any of this is happening. There's no monuments, no nothing. The entire country is just transformed into a giant prison designed to totally destroy the spirits of everyone inside.
>>27655332
Fuck
>>27655269
i imagined being in the army and being a war hero. Yours is even more autistic
>he imagined he was some sort of omnipresent being and what he would do to the world
>>27655495
you guys don't get the point of this thread. shit, it really has become an old meme.
it's like a "that kid" thread. you post some fantasy the average robot would imagine and it's supposed to hit home. fucking newfags.
>>27655269
>He imagined living a life with Mia
>every day they would go on walks together
:( why live
>>27655523
These threads are dying anon. What did anyone expect when. The normies came to multiculturalism this board?
>>27655542
how dose snek walk with no legs??
>>27655542
So that's who snake wiafu is... Thanks anon. I always liked snakes, wanted a pet boa for a while now. I guess I can:
> he imagined getting a snake license
>he imagined buying a large enough house
>he diys the house to make it snake friendly
>he Renos a room just so it's perf for a snake
>he goes out and buys the largest exotic snake he could find
>maybe it's part of a artificial evolution program, meant to try and create the largest, strongest, e.t.c snake (or even make one friendly enough for cuddles ;-;)
>he imagined living with this snake, like it's a dog
>getting wrapped up cuddles that weren't too hot since cold blooded, a symbiotic relationship
>he imagined using the snakes weight to get /fit/ varying it around
>he imagined spooking people and Christians with a snake under his jacket and overall having a fun time. No need for women when you have snek
>he imagined going to Japan to that rabbit island when snek had the munchies and watching the slaughter
>he imagined being part of the snake breeding project and maybe getting paid for taking care of the snek
It would have been nice...
>he imagined he was in vietnam
>patrolling the me kong delta and all of the sudden hmg fire erupts from 3 different places at once
>his best friend lies in front of him, no goodbyes or last words, just a lump of what used to be a living person
>for 12 whole hours you are pinned down and can hear nothing but the occasional hmg burst
>you keep sending people out to try and reach the platoon half a klick south but nobody ever comes back
>it's your turn to go
>>27655697
Reminds me of a movie anon, can't remember which
>>27655590
>slithers every day
>>27655669
Who knows anon, maybe one day
>>27655750
I watched a documentary about the first infantry battalion deployed to the me kong delta, it was on Netflix but I can't remember what it's called.
This is a dream I've been having which is a sort of amalgamation of a few different stories from the doc.
>>27656256
Snek life. Why does she have pointy ears anon? Snakes don't have those kinds of ears...
>>27656280
War imaginations are fun
>ywn die in valorous battle, or be respected for risking your life.
Even real live veterans end up homeless... I wonder of they still go to war memorials
>he imagined being an explorer enhanced with all sorts of bio-engineered augments
>he imagined he could bend kinetic energy to his will and explore the whole world on foot.
>>27655697
>he imagined he was in vietnam
>it aint me started playing
>>27656388
Makes he look more distinguished I guess
>snakes don't have those kind of ears
Snakes don't have ears anon
>he imagined being the leader of an organisation similar to the Hounds of Justice/The Shield
>he imagined doing some crazy old Ambrose speech on the giant screens in citites like New York
>having special units which catch animal abusers
>have my units torture the scum the same way they tortured the animals
>leave them scum bodies on the streets for the Police to find and take
>repeat until crime decreases by a huge %
>internet controversy between the people who want to see Justice just like I do and retards who protect the criminals
>the world becomes more peaceful, good people like Jim Gordon in Gotham work with my to keep it like that
>no more killings and violence
>>27656709
Makes sense, some wiafus all look the same, but isn't she snek? Why more distinguished?I thought they had some form of hearing, I guess I'm wrong
>>27655269
>he imagined having a father
>he imagined when said father taught him how to shave
>>27656769
I'm pretty sure snakes can hear but they rely mostly on taste (tongue flicking out etc) but in Mias case it's because she's a monster girl, they're part human part whatever so she has ears to keep the look
>>27656827
She's from monster musume, it's an animal and manga
>snek 4 u
I feel bad for the pupper but I love seeing snakes eat
>>27656885
*anima
>>27656885
It looks nice and happy
>ywn be nice and happy like in that pic or probably that manga. You can only imagine
>>27656913
Anime* I gotchu senpai. I might check it out if I can stave off the /empty/
>>27656885
Have any snek feeding things you can post btw? Chubsnek is nice I remember having a children book all about cobra biology.
>>27656944
You have a good day anon
>>27656827
> Snake eating pupper
what the fuck man
I imagine being an SS member and secretly doing gay stuff with other SS members.
>he imagined all his bullies moved away and he could walk around outside and feel safe
>he imagined life together with that girl who asked him to hang out
>something "came up" and she couldn't go in the end
>>27657014
Thanks snekbro
>>27657016
Sucks mang, got it from a thread that turned into a "what should be food" moral philosophy mess
>>27655269
>he imagined finally figuring out his life and making that sweet first step into a new life
>he saw himself driving in a train, looking at his laptop and seeing the one positive answer to his application from dozens of declines
>he finally had a life worth living and all that stood between him and this new life is this train ride
>he looks out of the window and raindrops draw lines on the glas, a landscape of trees and occassional mountains passing by
>a feeling draws through his chest, it feels like it is a warm pressure pushing out the tears from his eyes after making its way to his head
>peace at last, even if it is not for long
>there is a sound which interrupts his emotional high
>the slide door is opened and a cute girl is sheepishly smiling at him, hair still wet from the rain
>"does it bother you if I sit here?" she asks leaning her head apologetically
>he just mutters "of course not" and stares back at his laptop
>the girl stores her bagage and with every movement she spreads a faint but enthralling fragrance
>she finally sits down and he does pretends that he is looking at his screen
>he finally dares to look up and meets her eyes calmly looking into his
>she asks him where he is going to and after answering he finds out that her destination is in the vicinity
>she is also travelling to a new place and is also nervous and hopeful like he is
>they talk about various topics after breaking the ice, in a nearly whispering tone, like fearing to break the moment
>it is a calm back and forth, which does not seem to be driven by anything but the actuall desire of both participants to keep it going
>he feels a slight pang of melancholy digging its way into his inner parts, knowing that this will just stay one of the things which he started but never ended
>they both reach their destination and get off the train, stepping into the curently rainy new home of theirs, she presses a piece of paper into his hand with her number on it when they part
>He imagined having a family
>He imagined having a decently-sized house in a quiet neighbourhood.
>He imagined a wife that loved him, and loved her family.
>He imagined a son that he would drive to football practice, and would play baseball with.
>He imagined a daughter who knew how to be safe, and knew that I had basic expectations for her morality.
>He imagined a big dog that would sleep at his feet while he did work stuff in his home office, and loved to play fetch.
>He imagined a big front lawn with a flagpole.
>He imagined a decent back garden with a BBQ set that he'd invite all the neighbours for in the summer.
>He imagined having a tight-knit group of friends who went bowling or something sometimes.
>He imagined a decent life of the man he always respected.
>It's all he fucking wanted out of life.
