>get in shower
>suddenly need to poop
>don't want to get out of the shower and sit on the toilet all wed and cold and uncomfortable
>poop in hand
>throw in toilet
>miss, it lands on the ground
my entire life is a fucking joke
LOL you dirty fuck
>tfw shower across the house from toilet
>tfw I can't hold a shit
>tfw it happens again
>tfw third time
One time I hadn't pooped for like 4 days. Seriously. It was terrible. Getting the first part out was so difficult, it was dry and compacted and terrible.
I couldn't force it out sitting on the toilet, I had to squat in the shower. I tried to get some water up there from the showerhead, but it didn't work.
Eventually I forced it out. I literally had to put my fingers around my asshole to stop it from stretching out so much from this massive, massive shit.
After the hard part passed, there was just... soft stuff. Like ice cream. So fucking much of it. I tried to pick some of it up to put it in the toilet, but most of it was too soft to grip. The bits I could pick up were SO heavy. I must have shit like 10 pounds I swear.
The shit literally destroyed my asshole and was now all over my shower tray. My ass was bleeding, the pain and muscle effort from taking this shit was so bad my legs were trembling.
I started the shower and sat there and cried as the blood washed from my ass, and I slowly mashed this shit away.
From that day on, I've never done anything wrong. Not one single thing. Why? Because I figure this is what prison rape feels like. I thought about Andy Dufresne and the Sisters, and knew I could never go through such an ass destroying experience again.
pic related, it's how I felt sat in that shower.
>>27647720
Wow this was the first huge meme on 9gag I witnessed back in the day when I was browsing 2010/11
>>27647720
>lay on stomach in bed shitposting on areNEINEkay
>just finished fap 3/5 so im naked from the waist down
>feel urge to rip ass
>it's gonna be a hot one so carefully squeeze out a prefart
>nothing but air
>we'regoodtogo.jpeg
>release full blast
>my asshole begins to sputter out what i can only describe as a dark greenish syrup with the aroma of almonds and rotting salmon
>the fecal spray contaminates everything within a three foot radius
>i curse out loud, roll to my side and wipe my shit covered ass/back with my cum stained bed sheet like a crack whore after a moneyshot
>wait for my anal vomit to crust up so i can just scrape it off instead of taking a shower
I have very runny shit often and more than once I've just squatted over and blasted shit at the drain. I got 1 of those detachable showerheads that works like a hose and some toilet cleaner real close so it's a very easy mess to clean and much more satisfying than getting out of the shower to sit on a toilet while dripping wet
>>27647846
Why didn't you get stool softener? You could have saved yourself the pain and suffering of taking your anal virginity with your own turdlog.
>>27647989
nypb.
>>27647720
OP is old copypasta
Regardless
>get drunk
>cut self
>stumble into living room drunk and tell parents I need to be taken to the hospital
>they go into my room and find my trash piles
>see loli porn on laptop
>eventually they clean my room while I'm in psych ward and find my piss bottles
That's a new low for me
>very infatuated with my digestion and my poop
>eat healthy and fibre rich diet for optimal regularity
>always poop at the same time everyday
>do it in the shower
>examine my poop for quality, texture, smell and taste
>rinse out my insides meticulously afterwards
>bonus fun with blood clots and mucus during periods
Yes, I have an autism diagnose.
>>27648178
I'd never had such a big problem shitting before, anon. Now I am very careful and try to make myself shit every morning, and drink 2L of water a day etc.
>>27648702
>this is actually your average fembot
>>27647720
>>27647720
I have similar story:
>be 11
>be on the beach
>swimming with family
>have a huge turd
>too lazy to go to the shore and search for somewhere to shit
>I thought if I shit it will just sink into the bottom and nobody will notice
>open the gates, unload that torpedo
>mfw my mom screamed "WHAT THE HELL IS THAT"
>I look behind I see my shits following me like my children
>tfw my social anxiety started since that day
>>27648702
>and taste
why?
>>27648853
>I look behind I see my shits following me like my children
kek'd
>>27648932
It gives me a very precise indication of the state of my digestion.
I need that.
>>27648853
>my shits following me like my children
I LOL'd
>>27647720
>>get in shower
>>suddenly need to poop
>>don't want to get out of the shower and sit on the toilet all wed and cold and uncomfortable
>>poop in hand
>>throw in toilet
>>miss, it lands on the ground
>>complain in a pakistani rape victim support forum about the easily foreseeable consequences of my acts.
What the fuck, man?
