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School stories thread.

Feels, cringe, rage, autist, share whatever you got I have a couple to contribute. I'll start:

>7th grade
>history class is always in the afternoon block of classes
>me and most of the guys in the class are fucking procrastinators and usually do the previous day's homework assignments at lunch before class
>one day me and others from my class are doing history homework at lunch like normal
>out of fucking nowhere history teacher swoops by our lunch table, reaches over and tears out the page from my notebook I'm doing homework in and basketball shoots it into a nearby trash can
>makes a smug comment about how I need to learn the home part of my homework
>mfw why is this so personal
>mfw there were like 8 other people at the table all around me doing the same shit
>everyone laughing at me as they finish their homework
>teacher doesn't even look at me when he goes around collecting assignments later

Fuck that guy
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>>27616723
that teacher is a bitch

>9th grade
>sitting with autistic friends at lunch
>we are stupid and are talking about stupid shit
> at one point I gesture like I'm throwing something to illustrate a point
> teacher thinks i actually threw something and calls me over
>i have to explain to him I was just making a gesture
>this takes like five minutes
> he gives me this incredulous look like I'm some sort of criminal
>sends me back to my seat
> my friends are completely confused about what we were talking about and my attempts to explain are fruitless
> its awkward and I'm flustered for the rest of the period

why is communication so hard?
why do authority figures automatically distrust me?
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>have speech problems for years as a kid
>i couldn't even speak for a while
>i recover but i stutter a lot
>skip to 8th grade, social studies
>not studying for test thats a few days away because I know the stuff
>teacher notices and tells me to go to the middle of the room where everyone can see me
>asks me why im not studying
>i stutter, then he says "Can you even learn english?"
>i try to say why but he keeps saying variations of what he already said
>then after a while he gives me detention and tells me to sit back down

I was angry as fuck, I didn't even do anything wrong
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>10th grade
>have oneitis for as long as I can remember
>beta-orbit her throughout all of middle/high school as she works her way through crushing/dating apparently every other guy but me
>one day after moving on from her previous boyfriend she is all of a sudden into me
>flirty, lots of physical contact, she's initiating tons of conversation
>isitfinallymytime.png
>spend the last free period of the day alone together, laughing and joking, she's leaning on her head on my shoulder
>for the life of me I don't remember seeing or talking to anyone else at all that afternoon, I don't think I had ever been on cloud 9 like that before, I don't think I ever will be again
>next day all of a sudden back to square one
>ask one of her friends what the hell happened, says she was "weirded out that I didn't go for it"
>been orbiting this girl all my life and I blew my only window that lasted for all of a day

flash forward to next weekend

>she's throwing a weekend-long party at her rich parent's house for her birthday, everyone invited
>all week she's complaining about this guy in our class who's been a dick to her
>cut my orbiting back so I don't feed into it much
>hear from the "dick" guy and a lot of my other friends that she gave him a handy in front of other people on HER birthday

He gets his reward and I get mine I guess
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>Sitting alone at lunch like usual
>Some kids sit around me and act like I'm not there
>As soon as the earlier lunch leaves they get up and move tables
Fuckin hurts man
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>>27617194

REEEEEEEE

Shit like this makes me so mad, I swear if there is a rope day teachers will be some of the first to go.
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>>27617398
I know that feel. That's why I stopped going to lunch. Had zero friends and nowhere to sit. So I just started leaving the school and going for walks. Some days I wouldn't even come back. I would just wander around for the rest of the day
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>year 9 (no idea what grade that is because i'm british. 14 years old)
>desperately need a piss in IT class
>teacher allows me to go
>get to the toilets
>group of kids stood around in front of the toilets
>scared to walk past them, don't know where other toilets are
>go back to class
>assume my original position and fill my new boxers with a litre of my potent piss
>"smooth, i don't think anyone noticed"

>year 10
>wearing pointed shoes like pic related, everyone in school wore them for some reason so i got them when i needed new shoes
>completely smooth on the bottom
>see my friend, proud stoner who couldn't read, doing some spin kick thing
>"mate i can kick higher than that"
>swing my foot out from under me, fly backwards onto my ass, unclear what i was trying to do
>in front of 200 kids

>year 10
>for some reason i decide it would be funny to bully the "special" kid
>i'm different and people bully me, they must find it funny when that happens
>walk behind him as we go to class, sticking middle fingers up and doing an impression of his mouth
>looking round waiting for the laughs
>nothing but dirty looks
>headteacher is stood about 10ft away

>year 11
>PE lessons
>football (soccer)
>i'm 5'9", weigh 109lbs, and spend most of my days watching anime and playing runescape
>it's an all-boys school so literally everyone else taking part plays football in their free time
>fuck it, i'll try my best, they can't get mad if i try my best
>get the ball and start going for the net
>whack it right in there, first goal of the match
>that's got to be worth something, surely
>it was our net and i'd just triumphantly smashed past my entire team and scored a goal for the other team

>mfw no one ever suspected that i might be retarded
i want to die

>>27617398
they'd always form a group around me, tell me to move so they could have the table, and then start fucking up my food and trying to steal my bag if i refused to move
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>>27617499
You sound like a normie that watches too many high school movies. Every "story" you have told I have seen in the type of movies my younger sister watches. Pic related
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>>27617596

don't think i've ever seen a high school movie, unless you want to count slice of life anime.

there were tons of minor weekly embarrassments too but my memory is absolute garbage so i just gave the first few stories i remembered that would fit in a post. i'd regularly go to the wrong classroom and sit down before realising, gave really awkward class presentations, tried to tie clunky video game metaphors into all my work etc, but i don't think those are really remarkable
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>>27617487
I would just sit at one of the small empty tables so I wouldn't have to sit by anybody. Usually no one would talk to me.
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>sitting in English class with headphones in, listening to music to block out the sound of normies
>we're doing a worksheet or some pointless shit and had the choice of working in groups or alone
>obviously I work alone because nobody even knows me
>people put their desks together and such
>literally my desk is in an empty space that's visibly noticeable
>can hear all the other normies talking and laughing about me even with my music playing
>I died that day from embarrassment
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>>27617398
>>27617487
>>27617805

My mom used to drive to school and bring me lunch. We'd sit in the car together in the parking lot and eat.
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>Second year of high school
>Some 300 pound redneck that is loved by everyone for some reason picks me to fuck with
>I sit in the back row and he is in the front
>He makes a habit of whenever I would get up before class he would stand in front of me and say shit like "oh, am i in your way?" ect
>Something to note before going on in this story is that I live in hick town Ohio and most kids dipped
>So this one day, the fat retard stands up to block my path
>I start walking towards him and he spits his nasty dip spit on my feet
>He is just standing there smiling at me like a big fucking retard
>Says I am going to have to push through him to get past him
>I tell him to please just let me go
>He pushes me back a few feet
>I see red and pull out my pencil and shank him under his man tits
>He freaks out and calls for help
>I sprint past him and leave to the parking lot and call my grandma to get me
>School calls my parents and the cops show up at my grandmas house
>Fast forward a bit
>I was suspended for 2 weeks and was put on probation for 6 months along with weekly anger management classes.
>School separates me and the whale
>Everybody from now on stares at me and groups of people yell shit at me when I am in the halls
>Have to talk to the school gc daily
Fucking stood up to a bully and I get my life fucked up for the rest of high school.
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>>27617950
Also forgot to add on I was also searched for weapons by the police at our school every day. Pretty sure they were worried I would shoot up the school
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>>27617907
that's both depressing and very sweet
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>>27618003
I BTFO all the bullies when I was in school (except high school, I mellowed out then). Nothing serious ever happened besides a few suspensions and my dad being pissed.
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I usually have a problem talking to people and making eye contact. Whenever I get called up in class to present something I always stutter and would get snickers from my classmates.
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>>27618288
I could have easily (boxer since I was 6) but it just wasn't worth the punishments. I went to a place where a school shooting happened so any hint of violence was met with crazy punishments. I can handle people verbally bullying me but the second it turns physical I will hurt them.
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>7th grade
>project presentation time
>teacher picks names out of a basket to decide who goes
>my name gets picked 7th
>walk up to present my posterboard, teacher assigns kid to hold it.
>he sighs as he purposely drops the poster, making everyone laugh at me
>I say the name of my project nervously, very quiet
>this causes everyone to laugh at me
>I present the project
>as I walk back to my seat, nobody claps or says a word.
>disappointed knowing they clapped for everyone else.
>still got an 100
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>be 15
>sophomore
>end of the year
>have a stupid advisory class thing where teachers tell us about trying our best and being ourselves and all sorts of normie platitudes
>doing activity where we all say what our first impressions were of each other
>I don't say much because I never talked with anyone the whole year
>everyone else says I looked like a school shooter to them when they first saw me
>teacher even agreed
and people wonder why I have issues forming relationships
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>>27618613
Because you look like a school shooter?
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>Playing on the jungle gym
>Some variation of tag
>Running on the ground, going to climb up onto the structure
>Friend comes down quickly by swinging under a bar
>Kicks me in the face, causing a nosebleed
>Get angry
>Smash my head inbetween his legs, bite his thighs, trying to hurt him
>Eventually try to start munching on his dick
>He basically does an aheago and moans like the air is being sucked out of his throat
>Get in trouble
>Find him later, hiding under desks in the classroom crying
>Suspended for three days
>Mother screams like a fucking banshee and then won't talk to me for three days
Surprisingly, nobody really teased me about it.
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>6th grade
>12 yrs old
>truth or dare
>stacy chooses dare
>"I dare you to kiss him in the cheek"
>"ok don't turn your head"
>stacy chooses dare again
>"I dare you to kiss anon in the cheek"
>"no, not anon, I quit"
yes cool way to destroy a self-esteem
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>>27618647
what does this even mean? what makes someone look like a school shooter? is it just a veiled way of saying someone looks ugly and weird?
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>>27618748
Yeah now I really wanna see what the op looks like
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>>27618748
I'd say it includes some amount of "creepiness."
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>>27618748
>Bad haircut
>Dark-coloured, unstylish clothes
>Sunken, baggy eyes
>Lack of smiling
>Big ears
>Diminutive stature
>Skinny, lack of muscle
>Pale skin
>Light coloured eyes
>No friends
>Soft voice
>Lack of hygiene
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>school dance in gym for grades 6+
>slow song comes on
>ask girl to dance
>she says no
>ask another girl to dance
>she also says no
>ask all the girls in my grade to dance
>they all say no
>sit in change room for 3hrs until the school day is over
>go home
>never voluntarily deal with women in my life again

I'm 27 now.
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>>27618830
>Bad haircut
Clean shaven mostly
>Dark-coloured, unstylish clothes
it was uniform at my school
>Sunken, baggy eyes
somewhat, people told me I have deep eyes
>Lack of smiling
I laugh a lot
>Big ears
nope
>Diminutive stature
5'9
>Skinny, lack of muscle
yep
>Pale skin
I'm mixed
>Light coloured eyes
I'm mixed
>No friends
No
>Soft voice
no, cracky voice, much worse
>Lack of hygiene
not at all
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>>27618947
If you're clean shaven when you're a skinny manlet, you have a bad haircut.

You look like a school shooter.
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>>27618467
The teacher probably pitied you
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>>27617907
fuck man, astronomical feels from your post. both good and bad
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