How do I comfort the family of my best friend, who was a robot like me and killed himself 2 days ago.
>>27551225
If you want us to assume the untold circumstances, I'd guess that you're the last person they want to hear anything from right now.
Scream at his parents 'REEEEEE GET OUT NORMIES GET OUT' in his honour. Then show them r9k and explain this place was his surrogate parent and raised him as they failed to do so
>>27551225
Besides the basic, "I'm sorry for you lost - he was a very good friend of mine. We talked a lot, and he was a truly good human being. *Personal anecdote/memory of him where he was nice*."
..I don't really know. The parents are usually the most sensitive so make sure you appear extremely submissive and sad around them. Do not look away, but look down when you feel awkward, around them.
Honestly just write down common sense stuff and try to abide by them.
I'm sorry for your loss, anon.
Suicide is never an option. Not as long as another human being is alive.
>>27551368
He was a good kid, but really socially awkward.
He confessed his love to his crush and stuttered and shit doing so. Everyone around them giggled a chuckled and someone had the nerve to record him and put it on FB. It got taken down though .
I think that set him off.
>>27551225
pretend that he secretly discussed philosophy with you and share some of "his" work where he outlines his plans to make the world a better place which says all sorts of things normies wants to hear with a few realistic practical things thrown in about how grimdark the world is and what it would take and him lamenting that he is too mentally ill to put it into action
>>27551434
My condolences, friend.
>>27551225
You know what to do.But really, just say that he was a nice person and that the people who mocked him are responsible.
>>27551434
> someone had the nerve to record him
>I think that set him off.
let them know
Wait for all the normies to post on his facebook etc and say how much they miss him if you want to be a good friend call everyone of them out.
>>27551434
>He confessed his love to his crush and stuttered and shit doing so.
we've all been there, at least he had the balls to tell it how it is and just say: "I love you girl, I gotta be with you"
>Everyone around them giggled a chuckled
no surprise there man, I'd probably giggle a bit if saw something like that happening. but also respect the dude for having the guts to express his feelings to a pretty lady. I'd pat him on the back and invite him to a bar and find him some hot slut to fuck.
>and someone had the nerve to record him and put it on FB.
you get slapped for shit like that where I live.
>It got taken down though .
that's good to hear.
Wib ur benis
>>27551434
I bet those same people posted on Facebook how tragic his death was and depression is a real struggle click this link for a suicide support chatroom and how he was their friend and will be missed.
I'm legitimately angry right now. Please tell me they didn't do that, at least.
>>27551225
Don't bother, you can't mourn someone who never really existed.
