story time
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it's story time
preempt
>be me last year
>19 year old virgin
>terrible with women
>have job working in peanut factory
>things going alright
>have this best friend that i fuck around with
>lets call him matt
>matt's a total stoner and a sex addict
>matt and i do shit like smoke weed and drive around in his car after work
>one day, he decides to dump his bitch girlfriend for a girl straight out of tumblr
>was at the house when they broke up
>we drive around the rest of the night
cut to a month later and this is the real story
>matt starts getting messages from this girl
>he took her virginity when she was 13
>told me "she claimed i raped her" two years ago
>she's 16 now and apparently craving him
>legitimately obsessed with him
>he decides to see how obsessed
>he asks if she would down for a three-way
>she says yes
>can not believe my ears
>after peanut work, one September 28 2015
>friend picks me up for the fated adventure
>im nervous as shit since i like this girl
>we smoke bowl in empty parking long
>we pick her up, and i sit in back with her
>on the way to the park, we exchange long, knowing eye contact
>finally get to the park, we walk around, awkwardly talking
>get to a picnic table by the lake in the moonlight
>too nervous to initiate so friend starts making out with her
>they sit down next to me with her in the middle
>i start making out with her
>copped a feel of dem titties
>under the bra
>feltgoodman.exe
>started to rub her vag under panties,
>friend was total bro and let me do all the work,
>eating dat pussy out like its vanilla ice cream
>so fucking excited
>i gear up the dick for glorious loss of virginity
>got it in and fucked her for a minute and a half before she said "you gonna cum yet soon man"
>am trying my best
>dont cum at all even after jerking it while we sat and made small talk
>pull up pants
>friend was awkwardly watching the whole time
>I shake her hand and thanked her
>"pleasure doing business with you"
>we all laugh
i have more
Might not have happened, but I'll believe you on this. Why do the deed at a park though, a public place? And if I'm reading this right, you and a buddy had relations with underage in a public place (assuming you are the american). You're playing with fire there son. Love the peanut factory part though. More on that please.
>>27520905
it was 10:47 PM when no one was at the park,
and for the peanut factory, it was a pretty sweet gig, I would repeatedly bag up peanuts and pumpkin seeds, pour skinless peanuts into the grinder to make peanut butter; which let me tell you was some serious shit, because the grinder would get fucked up and shut down if you poured in too much at once. she was fussy.
then there was the brining of the peanuts to make them salty, which was the best job, literally vacuumed the air out of the peanuts in salty water at 25 psi for a three minutes total. poor bastards. all in all 10/10 job
>>27520905
also i can send pictures of convos if you don't believe me, because after losing my virginity, we became really good friends and we talked about it a lot.
>>27521129
here's one convo that proves it, too lazy to look up any more with what you were talking about
>>27521129
Nah man, I believe you. Also I just meant, I think cops like to patrol around parks and lakes and shit like that late at night on the lookout for people up to no good out there so it might not be as safe as you may think, but not sure how it is where you live. And you never know if someone may be out there at night to go jogging or something because they don't like running during the day for whatever reason. I used to do that and would even see the occasional dog walker. You can keep the pics, just stay safe bro and keep up your peanut game if you still work there.
>>27521233
i wish i still worked there honestly, and thanks for the safe wishes
>>27520757
more story-ing pls
>>27521206
>wearing a fedora in pic
JESUS FUCK OP
>>27521692
more about matt and janette
>we all fuck again in a baseball park at near midnight couple days later
>i go first again and fuck her for 15 minutes
>DURING that 15 minutes, she decided to strike up a conversation as im plowing her on the front of matt's car
>>>"hey anon, you ever hear of cyanide and happiness?"
>"yeah it's pretty funny"
>she says "they also found water on mars"
>i'm really fucking her now
>"oh yeah? water on mars, that's great"
>>"I have to pee"
>"just let me finish"
>"are you going to cum soon"
>end up not cumming and she pisses on a pregnancy test i bought her
>i jerk off on the back of the car while they fuck in the car
>i hear her moaning with pleasure
>can feel the thrusting as i'm leaned up against the car
>came fucking everywhere
>we all got jack in the box afterwards
i got one more
>>27521955
dubs get
>i ask her if she'd be willing to let me, matt, and another guy run a train on her
>she agrees and is on her period
>we walk down the road from her house to the woods
>she starts making out with matt
>i pull out my laptop to play music
>matt is fucking janette right in front of me
>i get fucking cucked
>he ejaculates and she tells me to "fuck her like this man"
>i put on condom this time
>as i am about to penetrate she screams in pain
>wtf
>i try again
>the same scream
>tfw friend fucked her too hard now looks like the train wont be arriving
>i end up jerking off over her feeling her tits
>came hard yelling "mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell"
>my friends literally clapped
>i also ate her period blood
i am a dirty boy who's going to hell
>>27520757
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0XUWHL9Evrk
>>27522131
i bookmarked it
thank you so much for that
>>27522062
>came hard yelling "mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell"
absolutelyDELICIOUSELICIOUS
